Welcome to the Rollin' Hellscape that is My Mind

The absolutely, positively, undeniably true story of the incoherent ramblings of Tyler DeMers

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[madnessofmen]

wait it gets better

[i-am-a-fish]

there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it

[neenarchive]

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[neenarchive]

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

[elektrashocktherapy]

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

[pukicho]

Top ten glands in your body to produce venom with

[leaf-de-man]

for sure the balls

[pukicho]

Your conjecture is baseless. Let’s see what the science says.

[pukicho]

It said balls

[dntat-makesthings]

If our boy Shane Hollander was diagnosed.

[anexperimentallife]

[uncivilliberties]

Too good et cetera et cetera

[thiingamajiig]

different, but the same

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

South Seattle barista responds to customer’s threats with a hammer

“At what point are we told we’re supposed to just wait for it to get worse.”

[kropotkindersurprise]

We salute a working class hero 🫡

[melynnwaters]

“I know so many women that haven’t defended themselves in situations they definitely should’ve and could have because we know that the repercussion more likely than not is going to fall on the woman that responds to the violence than the initial violence inflicted,” [Emma Lee] said,

quote from the article, including the name of the cool hammer lady ^_^

[ottermatopoeia]

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[bebewrites]

woop there it is

[jesterlesbian]

HEATED RIVALRY 1x04 "Rose" // 1x06 "The Cottage"

[eastofshane]

supporting the shane as snoopy agenda

[ilya as woodstock]

[shadowhunterandwizard]

Y’all I’m screaming

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck that year, I need everyone to hit the showers

[i-am-a-fish]

hitting the showers for like, decontamination purposes. you've done nothing wrong, you actually did something amazing making it through this year. which is why we should hit the showers as soon as possible. been a disgusting year

[y2kcompatible]

[sunshine-tattoo]

man we gotta get regular porn back on this website

[omgitsdanniie]

Happy Birthday to Katsuki Yuuri and me [Nov. 29]

[touyakn]

Happy birthday Yuuri K

[strange-aeons]

please PLEASE make a video about dangerous crow boy who’s job is to destroy plastic

I am 160 pages into the dangerous crow boy book

[strange-aeons]

there are sentences in here

[strange-aeons]