Demidon117

Every time I try to set up a theme I always fail to stick to it, so forget it. I'll post stuff from my other social media accounts, as well as the occasional story, fanfic or fan art.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[francesca-feasts]

Btw this totally worked for me

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

Hennyways cis gay and bi men need to form solidarity with trans men, namely trans mlm. Support us and help us feel safe in our own spaces. Call out transphobia and make it clear that it’s not welcome, like I need y’all to actually put in work.

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

Frankly I am not surprised at all that it’s mainly other trans men and wlw reblogging the post but like goddamn not even a sliver of effort huh.

[blueeyeddl]

Someone I’ve known for 20+ years just posted this on my Facebook wall and I’ve never felt more seen in my entire life.

[blueeyeddl]

Reblog to be visited by the Jeff Goldblum of Happiness, who will help you recognize that Everything Is Fleeting, Including Sadness.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Honestly, every Jeff Goldblum is the Jeff Goldblum of happiness, but I will never not share a picture of this man.

[glumshoe]

More Weird Shit I Found in the Woods™.

Geometrically-challenged child cultists should have stuck with the triangles.

[gravity-engineer]

Is this real life Dipper Pines?

[captainlordauditor]

“oh look. Another mysterious stone path in the woods. 3 guesses where this leads.”

(at the end of the path)

“Listen. I know everyone wants to summon a demon at summer camp. I get it, I really do! But if you’re gonna try that shit just… put some effort into it. I mean look at this shit. IT’s just…It’s not even symmetrical. And look at this egg thing. It’s wildly disproportionate to the rest of it. It sucks! It objectively sucks! If I were a demon and I saw this, I would actually be offended. Try harder, kids. Try harder.”

@captioned-vines

[vagaybond]

someone should add one of those vintage “you tried” star memes in the shape of this

[lokinne]

Like this?

[hobbitry-in-arms]

Why does this person look and sound so much like a cartoon character???

[glumshoe]

a witch cursed me to be this way

[glumshoe]

it’s been two years… why is this video still going around?

[metanoianmayhem]

‘cause it’s fucking fantastic

[emplauncher]

the myth, the man, the legend

this took like 9 hours lol. i bet i can do even better now, though. maybe i’ll try again during break ;)

please don’t repost or remove caption

[demidon117]

It’s always hard to remember some people don’t want apologies, they want peace. Sometimes going out of my way to apologize violates that peace. In those times, the most selfless action I can take is to respect their peace and let go of what I want. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp5yEkTBymv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16c9k6vcf1ie1

[demidon117]

Do I got something in my teeth? #killerclowns #fearfactory (at Fear Factory SLC) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpk4XoFnFMT/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14twe4yrtuu9i

[30-minute-memes]

[rythen]

The onion isnt even in the vicinity of fucking around

[demidon117]

#fierce #killerclowns #fearfactory (at Fear Factory SLC) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpNuSEknXUm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=o7wdi4jekwmy

[laranoa]

Sometimes gay ships are incredibly straight if you know what I mean

[laranoa]

Like those ships where its two male characters who have zero chemistry and barely spoke in canon but every single person ships them so you cant say anything bad abt it even though you know people really only ship them because they’re the two most conventionally attractive male characters to force together so female fans can quench their thirst for yaoi

[acknowledgeyousomebitches-deact]

*stares violently at the wwe fandom*

[laranoa]

Ive gotta say this takes the cake for the most unexpected comment on this post

[demidon117]

Well...

They aren’t wrong

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re just a normal geeky person. A couple of health issues, sure, but nothing too major (usually). Interest in a lot of ‘nerdy’ things, both well known and obscure. One day, while returning home from the comic store, you’re grabbed by a group of unusual people, claiming that the “empress of the third cosmic imperium” has chosen you for…..

[demidon117]

#killerclowns #fearfactory (at Fear Factory SLC) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpA6g3vnIIN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xipj4gfsmqte

[writing-prompt-s]

You are the sole employee of a strange business. You have never seen your employer before, but at the end of every week there is a paycheck waiting for you in an envelope in your mailbox.

[demidon117]

You’d think I’d be less scared of clowns like this... #fearfactory #clowns #killerclowns (at Fear Factory SLC) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bou2h-IH66T/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=3c9u4x3cad75

[logarto]

wheres the video of the japanese man making a spam sandwich. thats the only good content on earth

[logarto]

[drtanner-dickery]

“PORK AND BEANS!”

[quietly] ”Pork and beans.”

[sardonicplague]

VERY IMPORTANT ADDITION BECAUSE THIS MAN IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE!!!!!!!

his name is tsuda daisuke and his youtube channel is JETDAISUKE! he mostly does tech reviews these days but i seriously recommend some of his vlogs because he’s pretty entertaining and puts english closed captions on lots of his stuff

but here’s where it gets interesting

y’all remember death note?

Y’ALL REMEMBER THIS OPENING???

it’s a song called “what’s up people” by the band MAXIMUM THE HORMONE, and if you’ve ever given the official music video a look, you’ll immediately notice one of the guitarists is a kind of wild looking dude making demon faces.

this is a still image of the band; he’s the one on the left with the long hair and black shirt, pulling another great face.

that man?

is tsuda daisuke. 

in other words, the sand de panda open sandwich guy is also a guitarist for a kickass japanese metalcore band who contributed one of the sickest anime openings of all time to one of the greatest animes of all time. and imo maximum the hormone has some pretty fuckin awesome music in general, i reccommend their buiikikaesu album if you like what’s up people; it has that song on it and many others that i personally enjoy. (just be warned that their music videos and lyrical content is very often NSFW in nature!)

but if nu metal isn’t really your jam and you just like the sand de panda video, please at least watch the video where he makes rice with entirely too many hot peppers and gets some up his nose by accident. it’s great. it’s maybe not as meme-able as the sand de panda video, but it’s pretty funny

[writing-prompt-s]

[scrivnomancer]

Read to the end, you should.

Revealed, the power of meta-fiction will be.

Tears for Yoda, you might. Found this on Mother of All Nerds, I did.