Rythen. Previously Betamon

Icon is not indicitive of personal sexuality, I just love Severa. // Just a mess of garbage posts tbh. // vent posts tagged "#ryth vents" // 30+, she/they, lesbian. // currently obsessed with Pokémon Legends Arceus (mostly Volo) and RWBY

[minecraft]

hating furries is just a silencer on the gun that is hating on lgbt+ tbh

[braindeadcharlotte]

NO need to leave this in the tags go off

[77lllll]

[theyarenotaboy]

Put this in the MOMA

[witchdaggers]

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

[lewisaur-deactivated20210222]

wow

[onion-souls]

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[thebestoftumbling]

guy annoying his girlfriend with bad ikea puns

[dirtyberd]

This was NYG and I at Ikea yesterday

[yatojaeger]

this is two whole mintues of what adult life should be all about and it is gold

[sunsurfingeuph-deactivated20200]

“Hey donna”

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

something has been BOTHERING MEEEE…………ok so in the 80s, you have Heathers. the 90s had Clueless. the 2000s had Mean Girls. what is the definitive teen girl drama comedy of the 10s? 

[vx3-deactivated20191124]

[raychleadele]

Let’s plant a garden.

🌻 Add some cute flowers!

🍄 How about a fungus?

🌳 Plant a tree!

🌿 We need some greenery.

🌷 Another cute flower, but pink.

🪨 Contribute to the rock garden.

🌹 Yet more cute flowers, but red this time.

🌞 All these plants need some sunshine.

🌧️ And water of course!

🐝 Get some pollinators in here!

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2023

Great job everybody! This garden is looking beautiful!

[random-jot]

Message from the garden

[gildedgryphon]

@onenicebugperday

[molochbaal]

Compilation of some of my favourite vines. In no particular order.

[starlight-memories]

@kitsune23 @mon-qi :D

[flutterbyesandpollywogs]

I swear these are so much more amazing and meaningful than any modern art in video format I’ve seen.

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[leiten7]

thinking about baby miles and fran again

[c3rvida3]

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

[sailorbryant]

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on. 

[kaenith]

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Happy Pride 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

[awfulmidis]

Visit Original Link

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[liraelclayr]

No, YOU’RE crying

[vaspider]

If you just needed something nice today, here it is.

[mochipuchi]

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

[mochipuchi]

what the fuck

[0x4468c7a6a728]

you can't boil me it's july 17th

[trekchik]

The Venn diagram of things I find funny and reasons I’m going to hell is a circle.

[dogpuppy]

[bustedbitmap]

[portalgifs]

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

[monasticmaestoso]

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

[ryanccole]

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????