Demonfurry

23 he/it🐶

[nyctosaurid]

i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat

[nyctosaurid]

powerful…

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical 🌾

[baple-macon-bunny]

I wish more people understood that you can have hard limits and boundaries when it comes to fictional content you enjoy without insinuating that anyone who doesn't share similar opinions is some kind of freak/pervert/monster.

[anais-mirliaz]

frolicking with mama :)

[night-dark-woods]

ID. a looping gif drawn to look like an ink illustration of a foal prancing in circles around its grazing mother. End ID.

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[witnessings]

happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating

[bonerpill-deactivated20230602]

[costumersupportdept]

no no, I know what you're thinking but it's actually amazingly great, keep watching.

[samgirl98]

Oh wow did not see that coming

[massacre-girlypop]

The kind of public service announcements humans SHOULD be watching.

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

Happy disability pride month

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

OH, THAT’S GOOD

THAT’S ACTUALLY GOOD

I didn’t see that coming lol

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[onecells]

Daniel Sloss SAID IT THANK YOU DANIEL SLOSS

[shy-retiring-oxford-chaps]

Reblogging again now that Russell Brand's ugly mug is back in the news to remind everyone that in the 2023 Times expose on his abusive behaviour, Daniel Sloss was the only male comedian willing to be named and quoted like "yeah that dude's a scumbag and women have been warning each other about him for years."

[lizzylolz]

scroll back up and watch this video. 🫵

SO fucking important.

[infectiouspiss]

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

[infectiouspiss]

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

[infectiouspiss]

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

[rawme-price]

oh my god cnc ghost and reader freaks but the guys get worried when reader has marks from ghost and their previous freak shit activity

Yesssssss this is like my guilty pleasure trope!! Just imagine being ghosts partner who the team only sees occasionally, right?

The first time they met you, it wasn't obvious. The dim lighting outside the bar when you came to pick simon up made it almost too easy to miss the bulk of bandages wrapped around your arm under your sleeve. Easy enough to brush off the bruise on your jaw the second time around, people get hurt after all.

But it keeps happening, one after the other. No one wants to accuse ghost of anything, but then you greet them for dinner with a necklace of deep bruises.

Which leads to you fighting for your life to assure three overprotective military men that no, they don't need to kill their best mate, and yes you are completely safe. Only after multiple reassurances and a promise to call them if that ever changes do they drop the subject.

It's...nice, knowing they care so much about your safety. More than anything you're a bit miffed they couldn't have waited until after dinner...now your foods all cold :/

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[fragiledate]

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

[moonsandloons]

Black people who have any form of hair at all deserve 1 million dollars.

[blackfemmecharacterdependency]

[anik]

i love this guy

[soppingwetratboy]

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

distressing yet poetic that the Door to Hell is located in a country with one of the most restrictive visa policies in the world. imagine a magic portal to a kickass demonic dimension opened, but you had to cross the world, evade the border guards, and break into a whole ass country just to access it. now THAT is a QUEST.

anyway gimme a story about a demon trying to get home to hell but she keeps getting foiled by immigration control

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh, the Door To Hell aka the Darvaza gas crater is a real place in Turkmenistan fyi. yes that really is its colloquial name. for uh, self-evident reasons:

it's a natural gas crater formed by a collapsed cavern. it's been burning for over 50 years!

[boycritter]

the annoying thing about weightlifting is that you have to lift weights that are a little too heavy for you if you want to get stronger. and you have to push yourself outside of your comfort zone in order to keep building muscle. fucked up.

[boycritter]

thank god this same principle doesnt apply to any other skill you want to improve at! that would really suck.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gentle reminder that if u feel hungry soon after eating, it might be bc you’re eating mostly carbs without adding enough protein. try eating a handful of nuts or smthing alongside your next meal.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and you don’t have to change the recipe or anything! you can eat what you were going to, just add some cheese cubes or a handful of nuts or salami slices on the side. u don’t have to change your meals, just add a little extra protein

[kreature-ofthenight]

thats nice but what do I need to do If I wake up around 3 am every other night with an unquenchable hunger for flesh even tho I ate normal balanced meals trough the day?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

spoonful of peanut butter

[trustworthymedicaladvice]

another way to manage the undying hunger for flesh is to eat 15-20 live crickets. their souls are weaker than most other animals that size but they are easy to get a hold of and have the best flavor

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this checks out!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a few people have commented that sometimes heartburn gets mistaken for hunger. I’d never heard that before. If you regularly feel hungry after eating certain types of foods (and adding protein/fat doesn’t help) maybe try chewing an antacid. the digestive tract is dark sorcery basically. an ancient worm coiled in your body whose impish mischief u must appease