Between Iron & Silver

Darby, femme fatale. Mentally a witch living in a Victorian estate scaring the townspeople. 26 I like cosplay and dark fandoms.

[tall]

[strawberrythiefs]

New stills from Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale

[sonna-koto-nai-neh]

[mousegirlheart]

me in the pussy if im fully honest

[willgrahamscock]

Imagine being a patient of Hannibal’s but you just received actual therapy and then took his advice and you’re thriving, but then it comes out that almost all his patients killed at least one person I’d start wondering what was so wrong with me that he didn’t try to harness the dark urges within me, why wasn’t I worth shaping into a furry killer or some unsettling little freak with psychosexual tendencies? I’d need extensive therapy after.

[tetsuooooooooooo]

[willgrahamscock]

he puts “autism level 9000” in your chart and sends you on your way then has 2 glasses of wine that night

[arnne-coloreater]

Man I realized I never did post my one and only amature edit of twbb. This isn’t even the whole thing as I figured I made it too long booooo

I remebered being trapped with this in adobe premiere when i was supposed to be working idk they call it autism when im from

the song is Eroll by polish band Wilki.

[woman-respecter]

kids these days are like “i need chat gpt to write an essay that would normally take 12 hours in 2” but back in my day i did that all the time by using a little technique called “writing some absolute bullshit.” and yet i still walked away with a better essay and more critical thinking skills than i would get if i used chatgpt. write a bad essay that you started on the day it was due, but write it yourself.

[denglischposting]

🙇‍♀️ frauen-respektierer

die jugend von heute so "ich brauche chatgpt um einen aufsatz für den ich sonst 12 stunden brauche in 2 zu schreiben" aber zu meiner zeit hab ich das andauernd gemacht und zwar mit einem kleinen trick namens "irgend eine scheiße schreiben" und hatte am ende trotzdem einen besseren aufsatz und ein besseres kritisches denkvermögen als wenn ich chatgpt verwendet hätte. schreib einen schlechten aufsatz den du am tage der abgabe anfängst, aber mach's wenigstens selbst.

[woman-respecter]

yo they’re translating my post into german

[parakeet]

{this user wants you to toss them their keys}

[parakeet]

{This user thought you said printer}

[pstizz]

oh god help me

[luminarywaves]

Re reading the original hunger games is so funny bcus katniss can literally read haymitch's mind like what. I'm dying of thirst but haymitch hasn't sent me water, that must mean that there's some nearby!! And one kiss is one pot of broth!! Like she even acknowledges that it's strange when she's like oh to peeta this would just be a pot of broth. Haymitch will give her one look and katniss knows immediately what he means and she's right every time

Meanwhile peeta is like your dress really suits you and you look nice :) and katniss is like he's trying to kill me

[honeygrahambitch]

Hannibal: *compliments the Dragon in front of Will*

Will: hE Is UgLy AnD ImPoTeNt

[milkfordragons]

Funny thing is, Will was most likely incorrect about him being impotent which just makes it funnier. I mean on Earth would he choose this specific insult?

[honeygrahambitch]

I am very happy you asked.

Will and Hannibal kinda have this breeding kink together since Abigail happened. Quoting Hannibal "I gave you a child, remember Will?"

So I would say that it was quite personal with the dragon. Kind of an "he is an impotent loser so you can't have kids together Hannibal."

The second interpretation is that Will was kind of projecting his own frustrations. He lost Abigail, he lost his unborn child and Wally wasn't even his ("You know better than to breed"-Hannibal). He probably needed to let that out and the dragon happened to be a suitable target.

Plus, Will doesn't know it but the dragon also called him ugly in the discussion with Hannibal lmao those two really hated each other

[neenarchive]

if you're posting a whole fanfiction to tumblr you've got to put it under a readmore boss

[neenarchive]

guys it's really not that deep like. what

[shutupimthinking]

girl you've been running through my mind all day

[shutupimthinking]

not in a cool sexy way though, girl.... kinda like this.

[zsnes]

online posting is like military combat and im the brave general and you are all the footsoldiers fighting in the tranches

[chronicgoth]

Tranch

[galaxy-bath-bomb]

Tranch

[zsnes]

im sending you both on a mission into enemy territory and i dont expect either of you to return

[greelin]

doesn’t everyone constantly feel like they’re acting. All the time

[greelin]

[stuckinapril]

“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything

[pixelprofligate]

"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

[eightfifteen]

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

[plutojester]

[doingthewritethings]

my friend briar and i lovingly call this one ‘therapy speak joker’ and it almost caused her to drop biological samples one time