timendi causa est nescire.

[justsomeguycore]

every day. every single day i wish my taxes went to making the train and the hospital free instead of innovating new ways to kill people in other countries

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are 8 billion people in the world and all of the large-scale human suffering is due to a small handfull of perhaps a few dozen.

[necrotranscjk]

An important tweet

[funnytwittertweets]

[gaytanic-panic]

Apparently a Jezebel writer found Richard Spencer’s profile on Bumble and then reached out to confirm it was him and it was. Also he’s been claiming to be moderate for a few years now according to the people who filed a lawsuit against him and the other Charlottesville Unite The Right organizers. The court found in the plaintiffs’ favor last November and now Dick Spencer says he has been “financially crippled.”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[simplystormie]

She probably got bored

[twitblr]

Dormant Predators

[cypresscapers]

[loueejii]

This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.

[ocean-again]

reblog for that last bit to save a life

[maralie-deactivated20211111]

business email glossary

[dulect]

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[0110011-deactivated20188398]

this guy comes in to play yugioh and brings a fucking briefcase full Of complete decks this fucking briefcase with 20 grand worth of cards in it holy shit

[0110011-deactivated20188398]

yes if u were wondering we do call him kaiba

[peanutworm]

You, an intellectual: 9+7=16

Me, with ADHD: if you take 1 from 9 and give it to 7 thats 8+8 and 8x2 is 16

Someone, usually a Teacher: NOT LIKE THAT YOU HEATHEN

[chiefmilesobrien]

This is literally how I would have done it

[thewildonion]

9 is a hungry bitch and takes one from 7, making it 10+6=16

[peanutworm]

VALID

[teashoesandhair]

Why are so many stories by straight white men just:

He woke up at 3pm. He had a hangover and an erection. He thought about the hot woman he'd met at the bar. She had ruby lips and a bosom that heaved like a drunk sailor. He smoked 83 cigarettes and thought about his father.

He went to the kitchen and made some toast, because he was a man and didn't own an oven. It was 5pm by the time he left the house to buy 16 bottles of whisky and some cigarettes. The world was as dark as his soul. No one had ever known pain like his. Not since she'd left him.

He went back to his bedsit and drank 4 bottles of whisky and thought about legs as long as time itself and also had some more original thoughts about how love and death are the same thing, really. He went to bed at 4am and smoked 12 cigarettes in his sleep. The end.

[skypirateking]

You've never read anything before ever... have you?

[teashoesandhair]

No, never

[kazo-the-arcane]

Don't you also have a degree in books? And i think i own like two books with your name on them? That i think makes you what the news would call an authority on the subject.

[teashoesandhair]

Oh shit yeah, I forgot about that

I wrote a book and I have an MA in super old books and narrative theory

does that count as reading

[buzzfeed]

[aubsticle]

this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.

[harryorgans-deactivated20180222]

always reblog

[pissvortex]

PewDiePie pulls $50,000 pledge to Jewish anti-hate group after fan backlash

1. pewdiepie gets called a nazi because his anti-semitic and racist jokes have attracted a following of mostly reactionaries

2. to prove the libs wrong and own them he decides to donate $50,000 to the ADL

3. recieves so much backlash from his now exclusively reactionary fanbase that he cancels the donation

i literally can't see a single reason why you would defend this guy anymore

[mikufigure]

he was also wearing an iron cross that's highly likely to be from a fascist clothing line

[dark-psychic-force]

This confirms his fans know precisely what’s up. Just block them on site at this point.

[cezarywho]

🤮🤮🤮

[catchymemes]

[cocoacallalily]

The nerd girls are tired…

[sailorzeo]

I sell soaps and scents at cons. The number of times women told me “You’re doing the lord’s work, selling soap at con” was immeasurable.

Of course, it only works if people BUY it…

[dollsonmain]

And then use it.

[wanderingcitrus-deactivated2021]

Saw these heroes at a con recently.

[trashboat]

post your stupid as hell animal pics

[valkyri-anna]

My fat idiot son who I love got stuck under a couch

[trashboat]

fantastic. bless his heart. let me see something even stupider

[peachesmelba]

He got stuck between the screen and the window :(

[trashboat]

i fucking live for this

[strikelikeahawk]

This has been going around again and its imperative that you read it given the forecast for the Northeast this weekend.

Drink. And I mean WATER, not soda or beer. Eat salty snacks so that you retain that water. Put ice in your pets bowls and maybe put some water out for any stray animals in the neighbourhood. Keep an eye on the elderly, ill, and children of all ages. Cant get kids to drink plain water? Juice is fine. Freeze pops are great. Make freeze pops from Kool-Aid, it'll keep them entertained AND hydrated.

Please, friends. This is very serious. Stay safe.

[chrishallbeck]

Parenting.

hallbeck.com

[sushinfood]

THANK YOU

[bentheechidna]

I love this one personally.

[aqueerkettleofish]

[rootbeergoddess]

It gotta better

[randomfandomfamily]

THIS👏IS👏SO👏IMPORTANT👏 These comics RADIATE good dad energy and I am LIVING for it!