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i've been obsessed with this video so i downloaded the video file off of youtube so even if the internet goes down i can always watch frogtimelapse.mp4

ammnontet

excitement

ammnontet

this is the only time i recorded myself playing a VR game and it still holds up as one of my best game videos

wayneradiotv

i really like how you miss every shot

clownsaint

After 1.5 years of solo animation, the Ersatz pilot is OUT! Check it out here!

theinsaneum

https://www.patreon.com/TheInsaneum

crystalis

chuckletons

felt inspired by this tweet so. here are some of my favorite line deliveries from this show

chuckletons

i know you mean on a wider scale but: don’t look up johnny bravo fanart. also this is the funniest bullet on tv tropes

pristineandplushies

Pikachu who has eaten a lemon

Where from?

1998-1999-2000 era pikachu plushies, majorly play-by-play

lylahammar

finally workin on shtuff that I'm allowed to post :3 (WIP)

shouty-y

Some studies I‘ve done this year ✍️

ianthewife

obsessed w the notion of gods being just another form of life that you can goad and lure and even tame and train if you just keep on feeding them—always feeding more and more into that meat grinder—and hoping they won’t eventually bite your own hand. a god, just like anything else in the world, is just a wild hungry animal!! the pointed lack of profundity and the savagery of divinity is sooooo delightful to me. the predatory&parasitic nature of it all, my absolute beloved<3

and of courseee people would still devote their whole lives to these fucking things and love and worship and believe in them—because something has to be there to make all the sacrifices worth it and to make the world and all the suffering make sense. will never be normal about people just continuously throwing themselves into gods’ open and waiting mouths in desperate search of meaning when, in reality, there really is nothing deep or profound to them, no answers or secrets to make it all better. just human need to be a part of something bigger and greater even if it’s through being consumed by it:)

grimeclown

Bloodborne sex, squirt and cream

Slaying that pussy is my hunter’s dream

Spill that blood, back that ass up

We’re getting dirty in the dungeons with a pthumeru cup

grimeclown

She’s got that evil pussy. She’s got that beast pussy. She’s got that something-that’s-living-under-the-streets pussy. I double dip with my threaded cane, but I side-step after. I’ve been keeping my eyes peeled, and there’s something in the rafters. It’s a vicious she-wolf; her eyes are bloodshot and mean. Im readying my weapon but she’s pulling on my jeans. The wolf says “stay out of hemwick, girl, those witches know how to hex.” I say “I know what I’m into honey, this is bloodborne sex”

waffliesinyoface

Visit Original Link

#evil post from hell\

@beesmygod you seem to have reblogged a version of this WITHOUT the accompanying audio. allow me to help you :)

grimeclown

Happy Birthday Bloodborne

hightide-error

extremely cool that the removal of wolf protections in europe are being driven by an eu official having one of her horses killed by a wolf. literal cartoon villain shit

hightide-error

if you own horses you should be disqualified from participation in government

hightide-error

and after this happened, they put that specific wolf on a kill list and then proceeded to shoot the wrong wolf. geniuses

somejack

Environmental groups condemn EU Parliament’s approval to downgrade wolf protection as an attack on nature Today, the European Parliament app

For anyone who thought this is too stupid to be real, I'll remind you the year is 2025. The EU official in question is Ursula von der Leyen, president of the European Commission. She is the latest in a long line of idiot Germans to think the CDU disguises her evil.

shostakovalexei

okay here's a petition against this

technofeudalism

i think the near-extinction of people making fun, deep and/or unique interactive text-based browser games, projects and stories is catastrophic to the internet. i'm talking pre-itch.io era, nothing against it.

there are a lot of fun ones listed here and here but for the most part, they were made years ago and are now a dying breed. i get why. there's no money in it. factoring in the cost of web hosting and servers, it probably costs money. it's just sad that it's a dying art form.

anyway, here's some of my favorite browser-based interactive projects and games, if you're into that kind of thing. 90% of them are on the lists that i linked above.

A Better World - create an alternate history timeline

Alter Ego - abandonware birth-to-death life simulator game

Seedship - text-based game about colonizing a new planet

Sandboxels or ThisIsSand - free-falling sand physics games

Little Alchemy 2 - combine various elements to make new ones

Infinite Craft - kind of the same as Little Alchemy

ZenGM - simulate sports

Tamajoji - browser-based tamagotchi

IFDB - interactive fiction database (text adventure games)

Written Realms - more text adventure games with a user interface

The Cafe & Diner - mystery game

The New Campaign Trail - US presidential campaign game

Money Simulator - simulate financial decisions

Genesis - text-based adventure/fantasy game

Level 13 - text-based science fiction adventure game

Miniconomy - player driven economy game

Checkbox Olympics - games involving clicking checkboxes

BrantSteele.net - game show and Hunger Games simulators

Murder Games - fight to the death simulator by Orteil

Cookie Clicker - different but felt weird not including it. by Orteil.

if you're ever thinking about making a niche project that only a select number of individuals will be nerdy enough to enjoy, keep in mind i've been playing some of these games off and on for 20~ years (Alter Ego, for example). quite literally a lifetime of replayability.

technofeudalism

since this post blew up, i've been wanting to do an addition with all of the recommendations from the comments and tags. but there's a lot of them. some people might be crazy enough to sit down and seriously put them all in one post with descriptions. those people are honestly sick in the head.

anyway, here's all of the recommendations from the reblogs. not all of them are text-based, but it's a great mixture of styles. also don't forget the links in the second paragraph of the OP which will take you to FMHY where there are a bunch more games listed.

Games

A Dark Room - text-based science fiction role-playing game.

corru.observer - science fiction adventure web game.

Improbable Island - old-school text adventure game.

Candy Box 2 - incremental clicker game that evolves into RPG.

Arcanum - open source wizard clicker game.

sandspiel, Powder Game, Powder Game 2, The Powder Toy - more sand physics games.

Orb.Farm - fishtank simulator.

Façade - experimental game with a real-time interactive narrative where you try to fix a failing marriage.

The Catacombs of Solaris - trippy art game.

Yume Nikki Online - online version of the surreal classic plus fangames.

The Barncle Goose Experiment - combine element/alchemy game based on antique theories of abiogenesis.

Fallen London - free-to-play text-based open world RPG.

Nested - very unique text-based universe expanding game. described as possibly @orteil42's favorite thing he's ever made.

The Process of Elimination - interactive web novel (by @hypertextdog)

Discworld MUD - multiplayer, text-based, online game (a MUD, or text MMORPG) based on the Discworld books.

Horse Master - surreal text game about training a horse.

EYEZMAZE - flash (RIP) or HTML5-based puzzle games.

You Are Jeff Bezos - text game. spend Jeff Bezos' fortune.

The Password Game - challenging puzzle game where you have to meet password requirements (by neal)

Universal Paperclips - incremental paperclip making game.

Half-Earth - planetary disaster planning game where you try to save the world using socialism.

ChooseYourStory - community-driven website centered on CYOA style story games.

PhD Simulator - random event based text game. make your choice each month and see if you can graduate on time.

Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup - open source roguelike.

Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead - turn-based survival roguelike set in the modern day.

Nethack - open source roguelike originally released in 1987.

FarmRPG - simple, mobile-friendly, text-based farming RPG.

Kingdom of Loathing - browser-based community MMORPG.

PokeRogue - browser-based Pokemon roguelike

Tools

Text Game Builder - works in your browser, with just a little bit of Python (by @grumpygandalf)

Twine - great (free!) tool for making text-based games quickly.

Ink - scripting language for interactive fiction (also free)

Flashpoint Archive - a community effort to preserve games and animations from the web.

PICO-8 - fantasy console for making, sharing and playing tiny games and other computer programs.

Non-Games

Library of Babel - interactive illustration which attempts to simulate what it might be like to browse The Library of Babel.

Superbad - technically not a game, sprawling website full of secrets.

17776 - serialized speculative fiction multimedia narrative about football in the far-future. beautiful, creative, legendary. created by Jon Bois, a legend and one of my favorite writers of all time.

Choice of Games - text-based, choose-your-own-adventure games (interactive fiction). some free-to-play, others can be bought like an ebook.

The Deep Sea - scroll to the bottom of the ocean. encounter the humble squid and his friends (by neal)

Space Elevator - like The Deep Sea, but up instead of down. you can equip your avatar with a scarf (by neal)

Internet Artifacts - an interactive history of the early internet (by neal)

If The Moon Were Only One Pixel - scroll through an accurately scaled model of the universe.

r/incremental_games - reddit community for incremental games.

r/WebGames - reddit community for web games in general.

thank you to everyone who contributed and the creators. please be sure to show them some love where possible.

monchursouls

Reblogging the update too

shannondiazs

"la venida de cristo" (the cumming of christ)

paintings by fabián chairez (mexico, born 1987) also available as a postcard set

his exhibition in mexico city is currently being targeted by extremist religious groups and christian groups are trying to sue him (X) for his work so i thought i would show all of tumblr