Lots to do, so little time

Im-Pleiad(es)-ic. Just Imp is fine, really - 24, she/her. I talk about lots of things - ask me about the PTA. or the VOID, or kobolds, or... Just drop by, have a chat. I'll be glad to have you! The icon was drawn by swords-and-hearts.tumblr.com

[juwee-artz]

Hornet sketches I did for fun. She's 🕷🕸🩰👹

[memorycycle]

cowpool universe is being born

[memorycycle]

hi its been a whole third of a year since i released cowpool, so im finally making it FREE . everyone can go play it now

i still need support to keep making things like this so i also setup my own kofi. help me out a little!!

🔴🐄🐄🐄🟢🐄🐄⚫🐄🐄⚪🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🔵🐄🐄🐄

[prokopetz]

"Beleaguered" is a wonderfully expressive word. I am beset by troubles so manifold that they have formed a league. I am playing host to a diplomatic summit of the United Nations of Fuckery, and negotiations are not going well.

[gumbamasta]

[connemor]

idk if i can ever top this piece tbh. i need this on a tshirt.

[ironmaidenhead]

[mittybee]

[lumberzachary]

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

[poppunkkid-deactivated20220930]

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair

[todays-xkcd]

"How does the spring not run out almost immediately?" "We pull it back REALLY far."

Pullback Drive [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Hairy and Cueball are standing to the right of a medium-size car. Hairy has raised one hand slightly to point to the car.] Hairy: You won't have to worry about gas prices or electricity prices with our new pullback drive model. Hairy: At the factory, we put the car on the ground and tow it all the way backward until it starts clicking. Hairy: To drive forward, you just release the brake and it goes.

[animentality]

[macleod]

this is how you do it

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles.

[deitywaylin]

(It's a mug that says "There is no 'I' in 'team'... but there are 6 'I's in 'Dissociative Identity Disorder'.)

[this-is-trans-joy]

everyone loves to hate terfs until they realise that it actually entails rejecting bioessentialism entirely and then suddenly you’re “taking things too seriously” and you “don’t have a sense of humour” like i’m sorry but saying protect the dolls doesn’t make you immune to terfism it has seeped into every corner of mainstream feminism and unless you’re actively searching it out and checking your own biases you will always be at risk of sharing a space with terfs

[this-is-trans-joy]

“Only women can—” nope. “But all men—” nah. “The divine femininity of—” gonna stop you right there. “Everyone born ama—” if you finish that sentence I’ll kill you. “Men don’t experience—” you’re wrong. “Gender isn’t real but sex is imm—” *loud incorrect buzzer*

It also goes without saying that bioessentialism inherently can’t be trans inclusive no matter how hard you try. “All men including trans men—” probably not. “This is only a woman’s issue—” is it really? “Afabs only—” why? “All trans men are like—” what? what are they like? finish the sentence i dare you.

[quakerjoe]

[bellhopping]

they just created a new type of enjoyment called "friends' ocs." it kind of rocks and everyone should enjoy it

[becomeanunconsciousman-deactiva]

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

[aciidwire]

[ghirahimbo]

"Idiots," I say, referring to the characters I have spent hundreds of my real life hours contemplating.

[weepyemperor]

You've seen Self Diagnosis Is Bad, now let me introduce you to Diagnosis Is Bad. You've seen Diagnosis Is Bad, now let me introduce you to Classification Is Bad. You've seen Classification Is Bad, now let me introduce you to Language Is Bad. You've seen Language Is Bad, now let me introduce you to the Gong of Eternal Peace

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[textpostscymraeg]

Rydych wedi gweld Mae Hunan Ddiagnosis Yn Ddrwg, nawr gadewch i mi eich cyflwyno i Mae Diagnosis Yn Ddrwg. Rydych wedi gweld Mae Diagnosis Yn Ddrwg, nawr gadewch i mi eich cyflwyno i Mae Dosbarthiad Yn Ddrwg. Rydych wedi gweld Mae Dosbarthiad Yn Ddrwg, nawr gadewch i mi eich cyflwyno i Mae Iaith Yn Ddrwg. Rydych wedi gweld bod Iaith Yn Ddrwg, nawr gadewch i mi eich cyflwyno i'r Gong o Heddwch Tragwyddol

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