Sir Surreal. Really, Lee

[ace-of-sspades]

Tuck Everlasting by Natalie Babbitt

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[teathattast]

tis the season

[roseybits]

[thickness-protection-program]

Me n the girlies when the Ibuprofen hits

[pittipedia]

‘McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish w/Strawberry Shake & Fries’ by Noah Verrier (2022) Artist Website: https://www.noahverrier.com/

[sacred-portal]

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[smore-692-deactivated20170712]

WAAA-

[veritashopian]

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

[molten-by-determination-deactiv]

IT’S BACK

[llibratin-deactivated20170617]

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

[not-a-recommended-url]

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

[keymageheartfilia]

re-blogging again xD

[lionowlonao3]

what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[soratayuya]

You can’t let this be lost in the tags

[chicks2010]

[notyouraveragenympho]

Damn I’m turning superstitious…usually I disregard these 🤷🏾‍♀️

[biggestniq]

This is just an interesting banana to me reminds me of Wing 0’s cannon

[herotox20-deactivated20210706]

[airframeextender]

June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.

[hyperbolicker-blog]

how does this only have 150 notes

[scarvenrot]

I fucking laughed so hard at this all artists are hilarious

[wintcrwind]

I have had this scheduled since december

[airframeextender]

oh its that day again

[poeiraefemera]

[thehours2002]

no kink at pride? and exclude them?

[durbikins]

[konigstigerr]

“it may look like i made a whole series of games about man ass, but i am not gay.”

[carnival-phantasm]

Thank god I remembered to share this before june ends

[diamondshapedaura-deactivated20]

[grox]

Ive never solved a rubicks cube its fine. Im fine. Im happy and I will live a long and peaceful and prosperous life.

[odinsblog]

Happy National Siblings Day