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[lild3m0nsworld]

[sweetlikeacherry]

to anyone reading this: be proud of yourself for continuing on— even when you thought you couldn’t hold on any longer. I see you, I love you, and I am routing for you every step of the way.

[mental-health-offical]

New offical blog y’all LETS GOOOOOO

(Pls help me kickoff my career)

@homosexuality-offical @cupid-official @autism-offical @adhd-offical @no-one-offical (lowk feel free to tag more idk who to tag 😭)

I will be talking about mental health and spreading mental health awareness and stuffs :3

[depressed-pyscopath-official]

This is a similar blog, wanna work together?

[thememedaddy]

[depressed-pyscopath-official]

mood

[satan-offical]

You will be okay. That is a threat.

[depressed-pyscopath-official]

This wasn't for me but I'm taking it like it is

[sacred-portal]

[polls-offical]

Who’d win in a fight

Dangerous crow boy who’s job is to eat plastic

Juggling lab guy

A tie

Voting ended onOct 5, 2025

Things to consider:

Crow boy has endurance from eating plastic

Juggler has strength from repeated juggling

Juggler has weapons (his balls) however they are probably plastic

[thelaststopontheghosttrain]

Literally thought option 3 was a physical necktie for longer than I care to admit.

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

I thought that until I saw people pointing it out in the reblogs

[the-haiku-bot]

I thought that until

I saw people pointing it

out in the reblogs

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[do-not-u-dare]

LMAOOOOOO

[king-of-oreo]

Step one: laugh bc of the poll

Step two: laugh bc of the “things to consider”

Step three: laugh bc I also thought the tie was a neck tie

Step four: laugh bc I am not alone another person said the exact thing I was gonna say

Step five: laugh bc haiku bot

[depressed-pyscopath-official]

This just temporarily cured my depression

[carb0n-m0n0xide]

Rb if you are in the officialverse

[mabel-pines-offical]

Hi friends! I'm Mabel pines offical! I'm a new account!

mandatory tagging under cut

@satan-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @adhd-offical @autism-offical @bisexual-offical @duck-offical @homosexuality-offical @no-one-offical @evilducks-offical @evil-bread-offical @victorian-child-offical

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Mabel! I’ve been writing down strange things about this website while I interact with others. So far, I saw two Godzillas and a bunch of other people. And also Tad Strange.

[tadstrange-offical]

There is also a weird yellow triangle man with one eye and a top hat.

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

And Bill Cipher.

[tadstrange-offical]

He tried to shake my hand, but when he did, his hand caught on fire and he started screaming. Then he disappeared.

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

…Yeah that makes sense.

[tadstrange-offical]

There is also a second "bill cypher"

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Why are there two?

[tadstrange-offical]

I do not know. But they don't seem to like each other.

[bill--cipher-offical]

IM THE BETTER ONE!!!

[mabel-pines-offical]

SHUT UP YOU CYCLOPS DIRITO

[bill--cipher-offical]

NO

[mabel-pines-offical]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHGGH

[bill--cipher-offical]

NOOOOO!!!! IT HURTS WORSE THAN MY HEART AFTER FORD BROKE UP WITH ME!

[mabel-pines-offical]

...

FORD!!!

[gaygaygay-ndmoregay]

yes Mabel?

[mabel-pines-offical]

did you... date... bill

[gaygaygay-ndmoregay]

…….. uhhhh

[bill--cipher-offical]

TAKE ME BACK!!! PLEASE!!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!!

*falls over sobbing*

[gaygaygay-ndmoregay]

get me a chocolate muffin and I’ll consider it

[bill--cipher-offical]

uhhhhhh

*gives chocolate muffin i stole from you last week*

here!

TAKE ME BACK!!!

[gaygaygay-ndmoregay]

*stares at you for a second* ok. C’mere

[bill--cipher-offical]

*comes close as i can while trapped in snow globe in lab*

(ooc: i am genuinely curious as to how this will go)

[gaygaygay-ndmoregay]

*smashes the snowglobe* you are now set free.

(ooc: even tho im part of this, same)

[bill--cipher-offical]

YIPPIE!!!!

and you'll take me back, right?????

[gaygaygay-ndmoregay]

*sigh* yes

(ooc: this is way too entertaining)

[bill--cipher-offical]

HAHAHAHHAA

@bill-cipher-offical I HAVE A FORD!!! HAHAHAHAHA

(ooc: agreed)

[imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken]

(ooc: the diabolical laugh I can’t)

[gaygaygay-ndmoregay]

(Ooc: Pretend that was ford and not my main)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(ooc: oh well)(*awkward waiting for the other bill to get here*)

[gaygaygay-ndmoregay]

(ooc: I love that Mabel just left lmao)

uhhhh. Is the other bill coming or…

(@bill-cipher-offical hurry the fuck up)

[bill--cipher-offical]

he'll be here eventually.

uh.

*transports us to fancy restaurant* DATE TIME

*smiles evily*

[gaygaygay-ndmoregay]

Awwww. Why are you smiling evilly….

[bill--cipher-offical]

*gets Fancy table* *pulls out chair* so. how have you been?

*looks at you prettily*

[gaygaygay-ndmoregay]

u-uh *he’s visibly flustered* (ooc: I have a head canon that he gets flustered easily/ is bad at flirting so….)

[bill--cipher-offical]

*smirks*

(that fits. and now, even though i have no ability to flirt irl, bill will be a flirtatious little shit)

[gaygaygay-ndmoregay]

*buries my head in my hands*

WHYY

(Ooc: I’m on a call with one of my friends rn and we’re just laughing our asses off rn)

[bill--cipher-offical]

*laughs*

you've always had trouble with social situations haven't you *insert flirtatious remark here*

(lol)

[gaygaygay-ndmoregay]

*insert triangle related pet name here bc i can’t think of one* WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME BE SOCIAL

[bill--cipher-offical]

we don't have to be-WINK- i'm saying that cause you can't see me winking with one eye.

anyways *transports us back to mystery shack* *stomps on snow globe remains*

[bill-cipher-offical]

Ą̶̡̛̟̠̪̙͉̯̻͙̳̠͙̺̩̂̇͊̉̓̍̇̀̋͊̍͆͑͋̔̌̕̕A̵̗̰̩͔̣̦̳͉̲̱͓̱̼̋̆̅̏̅͌̂̆͘A̷̙̪̦̯͔̒̈́̒̅͒̉͋̒͋̈̃̇̆̚̚A̴̡͎̦̲̰̳͚̽̃͗̂͒̈́͐͊̽́͗̊̕̚͠͠͠Ḁ̴̛̫͍͙̗̎̒̐͛̎̇͂͂́͂͛͆̉́́̓͠ͅA̷̛̠͉͔̦̋͛̓̃̐͂́̊̇̐̓̄̚̚͠͝͠Ä̵̻̟͎̱̻̟͚̝̰͓͚̘̳̭͓̬͖͎̭͕̘́Ȃ̸̛͔̺͋͋͑͐͒̎̀̈͒Ą̴̨͎̖̘̻̥̻̪̈͑̃̔͗́̿̈́̄̂̓̔̾̈́̊̐̋̈́̈́̕͜À̷̡̡̨̨͔̲̯̩͍̥͙̤̳̠̜̖̝̮͕̑̏̍̃͊̿̎̈̈ͅĄ̵̦̬̗̩͈͔̱̯̮̹͔̮̪̺̝̖͔̼̼̠͛́͆̈́̆͆̍̓̀͐͘A̵̧̲̗̹̯͇̲̙̖͈̐͌͒̔̌͋̏̀͑̊͐́͊͛͝A̶̢̛̦̦̯͑̉̂͂̆̄ͅH̸̛̤̬̲̍͋̉̑̈́̾̆͗̋̃̎̇͌̌̈́̓́̚͠͝Ḫ̷̢̛̛̛̛̤̦̜͓̫̮̠͕̘͓̩̺̗̝̑͆̏͗̓́́͊̋͐̈̍̆̕͠͝H̷̢̧̤̝̲̻̙͎͙̲̥̝̤̫̘̒̈́̑͌̍̿̊̀̀͗̓̀̄̏̊̅̅̃̕͝H̷̨̛̫͚͉̙̱̖̥͈̭̼̳̲͗̊͌̈́̈́̔̎̏̈̉̿̒́͘͠

[gaygaygay-ndmoregay]

DAYUM

[bill-cipher-offical]

YOU FOOL! I AM A GOD! I CANNOT BE KILLED, I HAVE NO WEAKNESSES! LET ME OUT SO I CAN SHOW YOU!

[gaygaygay-ndmoregay]

no….

[bill-cipher-offical]

WHY NOT??? YOU LET HIM OUT! I’M LIKE HIM, BUT EXACTLY THE SAME!

I’LL GIVE YOU TWO MUFFINS FOR MY RELEASE

[gaygaygay-ndmoregay]

IM NOT LETTING YOU OUT DAMMIT

[bill-cipher-offical]

WHY? JUST BECAUSE HE HAS FASTER INTERNET? JUST BECAUSE I NEVER BREAK CHARACTER PUBLICLY?? MY BOW TIE IS BIGGER AND YOU KNOW IT, SIXER!

[bill--cipher-offical]

NUH UH!!!

*calls the axolotl on you*

@axolotl-officials this bill is contacting the outside world, which is against the rules of the theraprism!

[bill-cipher-offical]

WHAT? NO, NO!

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!

*ATTEMPTS TO FLY AWAY AND BONKS INTO THE SIDE OF THE SNOW GLOBE*

[randomcurses-offical]

you got the wrong axolotl bud

I'm just their cousin lol

but I'll call them up

[bill-cipher-offical]

I’VE STILL GOT TIME TO GET AWAY!

*BONK*

[gaygaygay-ndmoregay]

you can’t get out of that snow globe asshole

[bill-cipher-offical]

SURE I CAN! WATCH THIS!

*BONK*

OW

[gaygaygay-ndmoregay]

pffff-

[bill-cipher-offical]

HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT MY PAIN

[mabel-pines-offical]

(Ooc: chat I was sleeping what did miss)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(this bill [me] is now officially dating ford and it's very chaos)

[bill-cipher-offical]

I’M BETTER! IGNORE THAT ONE!

[bill--cipher-offical]

NO IM BETTER!

IM NOT IN THERAPRISM!

[bill-cipher-offical]

I’M OLDER! AND I DIDN’T HAVE TO BRIBE MY SIXER TO TAKE ME BACK VIA PASTRY!

[bill--cipher-offical]

WELL I DIDNT HAVE TO LIE TO SIXER

@young-stanford-pines-offical BILLS GOING TO BETRAY YOU!!!!

[democritus-atomos]

(This is more entertaining than the show 🍿)

[depressed-pyscopath-official]

What did I get myself into by making this blog

[guywholivesinyourwalls-offical]

ive been obseving the officals and i have a challenge for all of you! go to bed at a reasonable time. please. before midnight preferably. none of yall ever sleep.

[depressed-pyscopath-official]

We are gods. Gods never sleep.

[satan-offical]

I've always wanted to do a tag game but I'm not sure..

TAG SOMEONE WHO-.... uuhhh tag someone..

Just tag someone

[when-l1fe-gives-you-lem0ns]

@bellabookworm

[do-not-u-dare]

i-

why the hell am i the first person to come to your mind when satan tells you to tag someone

nooo nooo nooo you’re wrong THINK OF SOMEONE ELSE

@raynilikescats @shenanigan42 @duality-the-chaos-god @type-blaze0 @gayfurbyboi @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @no-one-offical @221biandconfused @identitycroissant-tm @lovely-mosspatch @princessnymphae @rosemelodyshah @aceofpans @autistobrat 

ILY ALL (and the other moots i didnt tag sorryyyy)

[duality-the-chaos-god]

I will tag one person I guess

Because I'm too lazy to tag more

..

@kola-without-the-coke

[kola-without-the-coke]

@ur-least-fav-gal-offical

You were first on the list, get tagged

[late-comer-offical]

@officially-bbc-news

:3

[depressed-pyscopath-official]

I didn't get tagged but why not

@homosexuality-offical @shinies-offical @astronomy-offical @amir-fadlan-falafelmaker @magnus-falafelking @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare

[corylovedrobby-deactivated20251]

i'd slit my own throat just to see if you'd mourn me

[depressed-pyscopath-official]

cory, I understand what your going through, and this might be a joke, but i'm sure at lot of people would mourn you if you died, and you might not even know some of their names.

[tanknaka]

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

[the-grace-of-fallen-angels]

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

[lavendertears]

I actually really needed this tonight, thank you

[lixorloveslicorice]

have this my friends

[dragon-in-a-stew]

<3

[minorrigormortis]

Reblogging because this is actually really sweet <3 Stay Alive Frens

[inspiredwriterstory]

To everyone who may be on Tumblr tonight and in the future

[the-haiku-bot]

To everyone who

may be on Tumblr tonight

and in the future

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cranberry-branflakes]

…fine

[depressed-pyscopath-official]

Think you guys know why this is important

[mabe1pines]

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

[valla-chan]

sorry to improve your day without much notice but 

[glyxiebear]

NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED

[nonbinarydave-archived]

This is cathartic

[bogleech]

People just becoming politically aware are never going to appreciate just how fucking hated this guy was before he was in politics. He was hated for over half a century. Everyone aware of him mocked and derided him as a cheating, greedy corporate asshole and mindless bully and this is by far not the only time anyone clocked his ass but it is probably one of the only times it got caught on video. Hatred of him was bipartisan all my life and it just goes to show how easily right wingers can be suckered by anyone who kisses their collective asshole on their pet agendas.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Never forget that the reason Trump seems like an over-the-top stupidly villainous antagonist from a 90s movie is because half of them were based on Trump and making fun of him.

The reason The Simpsons and a handful of other comedies ‘predicted’ the Trump presidency was because he kept saying he wanted to run and nobody could think of anything funnier than a President Trump.

[randomchild20-deactivated202408]

Seeing tr*mp just get fucking decked instantly made my night better

[mentally-unstable-bagel]

aw fuck yeah

[babylon-butterfly]

I was having a moody day but this just made it better

[algae122]

made my day awesome

[the-queen-of-geese]

What a lovely thing to see

[depressed-pyscopath-official]

this just cured my depression

[necromancer-snail]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF YOU'VE OUTLIVED CHARLIE KIRK TIME TO OUTLIVE TRUMP

[lizzieissilly]

happy suicide prevention day!

[depressed-pyscopath-official]

PSA: suicide prevention is important EVERYONE REBLOG THIS

[depressed-pyscopath-official]

Hi guys! This is my first offical account, and I'm just trying to figure out what it's supposed to be