You all may think i'm kidding but I would fuck Kermit.
Carl.. Kermit isn't someone's mother..
Yes you're right.
I will be sure to fix that.
First thing I saw when I got on this site btw TT
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@late-comer-offical
You all may think i'm kidding but I would fuck Kermit.
Carl.. Kermit isn't someone's mother..
Yes you're right.
I will be sure to fix that.
First thing I saw when I got on this site btw TT
i can’t find the post where i said it but guys i was right timothee chalamet is an evil putrid boy and it probably got something to do with that atrocious excuse of a goatee FUCK YOU, WHITE BOY
What did he do????
he was just being an ignorant white boy saying about how no one cares about ballet and opera and people shouldn’t try to keep it alive, silly sausage, he was the one doing pirouettes and shite singing about chocolate the other year
Switch up is crazy
fr i miss his 2019 twink self 💔
Can't wrong with twinks frfr
i can’t find the post where i said it but guys i was right timothee chalamet is an evil putrid boy and it probably got something to do with that atrocious excuse of a goatee FUCK YOU, WHITE BOY
What did he do????
he was just being an ignorant white boy saying about how no one cares about ballet and opera and people shouldn’t try to keep it alive, silly sausage, he was the one doing pirouettes and shite singing about chocolate the other year
Switch up is crazy
i can’t find the post where i said it but guys i was right timothee chalamet is an evil putrid boy and it probably got something to do with that atrocious excuse of a goatee FUCK YOU, WHITE BOY
What did he do????
Monologue to me oh gay one
Do you want me to monologue to you? For what purpose? Have you prompted anything that is worth my time and effort? Do you really think that I would stoop myself down to giving you attention? What have you done? What’s so important about your measly little life? Why should I not carry on about my day with no care for how you perceive me? You’re so insignificant that I think that a bug that I see in my room bothers me more than this comment. So no, I will not stoop so low as to provide you with a monologue – Oh wait, too late.
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Hi :] as someone with adhd your blog is very comforting, silly and I love it.
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Yay!!! This makes me very happy!!! I also have adhd! Wait that's probably obvious uhhh. Oh shit I never said hi. Hi!!
Sorry for answering this ask late. I answer all my asks late. Im late to most things. Call me @late-comer-offical the way im always late to events
HEHEHSH
hiiii
It's me!!
The reason y'all are late
"#strong contender for post of the year" is NOT something you want to wake up to see in your notifs on the last week of December. at that stage it's not a compliment it's an outreat THREAT
anyway gimme ur nominations for Tumblr Posts Of 2025
This one
I’m Late tho sadly
I wonder if there’s a hot tub near me lol
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hey. hey hey hey
what the fuck
jesus christ thank you guys 😭😭
Oh my fucking god, where are my followers, hey make them follow me, or I'll tell @can-tab-eater-offical that u bully me, oh wait too late
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guys the weather outside is so perverted yesss wooooo!!!!
NOT TRUE. NOT TRUE AT ALL. FALSE NEWS DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM.
silencing women
I tried. I really did. I have no comeback. I can’t silence women. Even women who are wrong.
YAYAYAYAYA
#I❤️weaponisingmygender
#Womeninmalefields
i know that’s right putter there champ 🤝
guys the weather outside is so perverted yesss wooooo!!!!
NOT TRUE. NOT TRUE AT ALL. FALSE NEWS DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM.
silencing women
I tried. I really did. I have no comeback. I can’t silence women. Even women who are wrong.
YAYAYAYAYA
#I❤️weaponisingmygender
#Womeninmalefields
Why is the fog so late wtf
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ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.
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And this is absolutely the right move to make <3
day eight (dat's my age🔥🔥🔥) of tagging @wikipedia-the-non-official @officially-bbc-news @the-official-news-officially @offical-wikipedia @evil-journalism-offical @innocent-journalism-official and @trans-pretty-boy-official until one of them offically reports that 67 being word of the year is totally desrved💀💀
Merry rizzmas, but that's as far as I'm giving in.
Another soldier lost 😔
The difference between you and I? Our walls, your walls are impenetrable, made of steel. Mine, penetrable, yet made of mayo. Notice how none of the armies try to penetrate me? That's where I'm smarter. I use less resources, because nobody likes mayo
@mayo-offical
Shh don’t listen to them.
*Covers ears*
They can’t hear you lalalalala
oh. uh..i didn’t know we had an offical for that..uh..it’s too late to apologize now…i’ve already built my walls out of mayo..
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totally not original at all but is it gay to be up past my bedtime.
and i mean like 6:57 AM late
atp answer this ask if i need to go sleep
please go to sleep. And 6 AM is no longer late, it’s just the next day.
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tagged by @painfully-unoriginal to list 7 of my most replayed songs!! thanks for the tag!! :D hummmmm this is a little harder to keep track of bc i stopped using spotify months ago buuuut if i had to go off of recent memory here are the songs on my playlist that i keep going back to lately
mystical magical by benson boone
killin it by foxy shazam
ready or not by cascada
super psycho love by simon curtis
abracadabra by lady gaga
meet me halfway by the black eyed peas
too sweet by hozier
tagging people for funsies no pressure if you don't wanna do it! @2somethingelseyoumightknow2 @usedtortillon @anirogue @tryinnottotalktomyselfnow @veedacted @thecrateofaus and anyone who's reading this and thinks this looks fun ^^
OMG YYAYYYYYYYYYYYY
i love being tagged in these things but I always don't have a lot of people to tag back >_<
I also don't use Spotify so same deal basically
cold rock it - 2 Mello
only you - Ginger Root
dragonball durag - Thundercat
lady (hear me tonight) - Modjo
Clorox wipe - Chromeo
love on the line - Hers
under the milky way - The Church
NO PRESSURE @introvertedindielover @daveroot @gengario @trying-trying2lyk @novvamp @rustedbread
sorry if I missed any1 I was tryna think of all the moots I interact with most :3
HI TY FOR TAGGING ME
based off lastfm my most played songs this week are
donimo - cocteau twins
cupid de locke - the smashing pumpkins
those eyes, that mouth - cocteau twins
glued ghouls - junkie
know who you are at every age - cocteau twins
lorelei - cocteau twins
the same - alex g
@quackafied @drybonesinamericantowns @sunmoonyandstars @fleshwire @vikyoun trying to find mutuals is hard help any of my other mutuals can join too if i didnt tag u ^^
OMG THANK U FOR THE TAG!
love's secret domain - coil
IZ-US - aphex twin
soul bossa nova - quincy jones
trippin' on a hole paper heart - stone temple pilots
moan on the sly - parade ground
roots bloody roots - sepultura
bad penny - big black
@bowheaded @c4misado @leighcest @leisdelusions @gravebound-101 @desolendate @theplantfood @vampbeatz Hellloooo
Hii! Here’s my 7 most replayed songs this week!
1. Swear To God The Devil Made Me Do It -The Front Bottoms
2. Nobody Not Even The Rain - La Dispute
3. This Feels Like the Beginning- Flatsound
4. This Is the best day ever - My chemical romance
5. Cemetery Drive - My chemical romance
6. Periscope- Papa Roach
7. In The Age Of Consecrated Vampire We All Get High - Rob Zombie
I only know one person other than @vikyoun so here you go Fin!
@finnulouskilljoys
YAYY HAI TY FOR THE TAG
1. Fireal - Deftones
2. Interloper (Demo) - Slipknot
3. Engine No. 9 - Deftones
4. Dive - Nirvana
5. Here Comes Your Man - Pixies
6. Lowrider - Korn
7. Pretty On The Inside - Hole
@zalex-vamp @dysfunction-central @sauteedskull @ketchup-is-green @idontknowwhyimhere102 @surroundthefur @imissthekillj0ys and open tags :333
TYYYY
Killshot - Magdalena Bay
Karma - Alienstage ost
Maneater - Nelly furtado
Freak - Doja cat
Supermassive black hole - Muse
Stateside - Pinkpantheress
Womanizer - Britney spears
@late-comer-offical
I love your music taste/pos
1. Stalkers tango-autoheart
2. Toxic-Britney Spears
3. Candy store-Heathers sound track
4.little girl gone-CHINCHILLA
5. Labour-paris paloma
6. I love you like an alcoholic- The Taxpayers
7.If you seek amy-Britney spears
@officially-bbc-news @duality-the-chaos-god @vanitythevantropist @kola-without-the-coke @the-queen-of-geese @hekate-offical
List 5 things that make you happy, and put this in the ask box of the last 10 ppl who liked or reblogged smth from you! :)
Oh!
Chocolates
My friends
Books
Making ocs
Reading analysis posts