late everywhere

always 2 steps behind

[holy-roman-empire-official]

You all may think i'm kidding but I would fuck Kermit.

[finicillium]

Carl.. Kermit isn't someone's mother..

[holy-roman-empire-official]

Yes you're right.

I will be sure to fix that.

[late-comer-offical]

First thing I saw when I got on this site btw TT

[hekate-offical]

i can’t find the post where i said it but guys i was right timothee chalamet is an evil putrid boy and it probably got something to do with that atrocious excuse of a goatee FUCK YOU, WHITE BOY

[late-comer-offical]

What did he do????

[hekate-offical]

he was just being an ignorant white boy saying about how no one cares about ballet and opera and people shouldn’t try to keep it alive, silly sausage, he was the one doing pirouettes and shite singing about chocolate the other year

[late-comer-offical]

Switch up is crazy

[hekate-offical]

fr i miss his 2019 twink self 💔

[late-comer-offical]

Can't wrong with twinks frfr

[hekate-offical]

i can’t find the post where i said it but guys i was right timothee chalamet is an evil putrid boy and it probably got something to do with that atrocious excuse of a goatee FUCK YOU, WHITE BOY

[late-comer-offical]

What did he do????

[hekate-offical]

he was just being an ignorant white boy saying about how no one cares about ballet and opera and people shouldn’t try to keep it alive, silly sausage, he was the one doing pirouettes and shite singing about chocolate the other year

[late-comer-offical]

Switch up is crazy

[hekate-offical]

i can’t find the post where i said it but guys i was right timothee chalamet is an evil putrid boy and it probably got something to do with that atrocious excuse of a goatee FUCK YOU, WHITE BOY

[late-comer-offical]

What did he do????

[homosexuality-offical]

Monologue to me oh gay one

Do you want me to monologue to you? For what purpose? Have you prompted anything that is worth my time and effort? Do you really think that I would stoop myself down to giving you attention? What have you done? What’s so important about your measly little life? Why should I not carry on about my day with no care for how you perceive me? You’re so insignificant that I think that a bug that I see in my room bothers me more than this comment. So no, I will not stoop so low as to provide you with a monologue – Oh wait, too late.

[late-comer-offical]

Me mention

[adhd-offical]

Hi :] as someone with adhd your blog is very comforting, silly and I love it.

-👾

Yay!!! This makes me very happy!!! I also have adhd! Wait that's probably obvious uhhh. Oh shit I never said hi. Hi!!

Sorry for answering this ask late. I answer all my asks late. Im late to most things. Call me @late-comer-offical the way im always late to events

[late-comer-offical]

HEHEHSH

hiiii

It's me!!

The reason y'all are late

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"#strong contender for post of the year" is NOT something you want to wake up to see in your notifs on the last week of December. at that stage it's not a compliment it's an outreat THREAT

anyway gimme ur nominations for Tumblr Posts Of 2025

[spectrexviiii]

This one

I’m Late tho sadly

I wonder if there’s a hot tub near me lol

[late-comer-offical]

Me mention

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

hey. hey hey hey

what the fuck

jesus christ thank you guys 😭😭

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

Oh my fucking god, where are my followers, hey make them follow me, or I'll tell @can-tab-eater-offical that u bully me, oh wait too late

[late-comer-offical]

Me mention

[hekate-offical]

guys the weather outside is so perverted yesss wooooo!!!!

[weather-offical]

NOT TRUE. NOT TRUE AT ALL. FALSE NEWS DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM.

[hekate-offical]

silencing women

[weather-offical]

I tried. I really did. I have no comeback. I can’t silence women. Even women who are wrong.

[hekate-offical]

YAYAYAYAYA

#I❤️weaponisingmygender

[late-comer-offical]

#Womeninmalefields

[hekate-offical]

i know that’s right putter there champ 🤝

[late-comer-offical]

🤝

[hekate-offical]

guys the weather outside is so perverted yesss wooooo!!!!

[weather-offical]

NOT TRUE. NOT TRUE AT ALL. FALSE NEWS DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM.

[hekate-offical]

silencing women

[weather-offical]

I tried. I really did. I have no comeback. I can’t silence women. Even women who are wrong.

[hekate-offical]

YAYAYAYAYA

#I❤️weaponisingmygender

[late-comer-offical]

#Womeninmalefields

[satan-offical]

Why is the fog so late wtf

[late-comer-offical]

Me mention

[april]

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

[late-comer-offical]

Me mention

And this is absolutely the right move to make <3

[youtube-kid-offical]

day eight (dat's my age🔥🔥🔥) of tagging @wikipedia-the-non-official @officially-bbc-news @the-official-news-officially @offical-wikipedia @evil-journalism-offical @innocent-journalism-official and @trans-pretty-boy-official until one of them offically reports that 67 being word of the year is totally desrved💀💀

[finicillium]

Merry rizzmas, but that's as far as I'm giving in.

[late-comer-offical]

Another soldier lost 😔

[leviathan-offical-deactivated20]

The difference between you and I? Our walls, your walls are impenetrable, made of steel. Mine, penetrable, yet made of mayo. Notice how none of the armies try to penetrate me? That's where I'm smarter. I use less resources, because nobody likes mayo

[silliwack-offical]

@mayo-offical

Shh don’t listen to them.

*Covers ears*

They can’t hear you lalalalala

[leviathan-offical-deactivated20]

oh. uh..i didn’t know we had an offical for that..uh..it’s too late to apologize now…i’ve already built my walls out of mayo..

[late-comer-offical]

Me mention

[homosexuality-offical]

totally not original at all but is it gay to be up past my bedtime.

and i mean like 6:57 AM late

atp answer this ask if i need to go sleep

please go to sleep. And 6 AM is no longer late, it’s just the next day.

[late-comer-offical]

Me mention

[laurelorel]

tagged by @painfully-unoriginal to list 7 of my most replayed songs!! thanks for the tag!! :D hummmmm this is a little harder to keep track of bc i stopped using spotify months ago buuuut if i had to go off of recent memory here are the songs on my playlist that i keep going back to lately

mystical magical by benson boone

killin it by foxy shazam

ready or not by cascada

super psycho love by simon curtis

abracadabra by lady gaga

meet me halfway by the black eyed peas

too sweet by hozier

tagging people for funsies no pressure if you don't wanna do it! @2somethingelseyoumightknow2 @usedtortillon @anirogue @tryinnottotalktomyselfnow @veedacted @thecrateofaus and anyone who's reading this and thinks this looks fun ^^

[tryinnottotalktomyselfnow]

OMG YYAYYYYYYYYYYYY

i love being tagged in these things but I always don't have a lot of people to tag back >_<

I also don't use Spotify so same deal basically

cold rock it - 2 Mello

only you - Ginger Root

dragonball durag - Thundercat

lady (hear me tonight) - Modjo

Clorox wipe - Chromeo

love on the line - Hers

under the milky way - The Church

NO PRESSURE @introvertedindielover @daveroot @gengario @trying-trying2lyk @novvamp @rustedbread

sorry if I missed any1 I was tryna think of all the moots I interact with most :3

[novvamp]

HI TY FOR TAGGING ME

based off lastfm my most played songs this week are

donimo - cocteau twins

cupid de locke - the smashing pumpkins

those eyes, that mouth - cocteau twins

glued ghouls - junkie

know who you are at every age - cocteau twins

lorelei - cocteau twins

the same - alex g

@quackafied @drybonesinamericantowns @sunmoonyandstars @fleshwire @vikyoun trying to find mutuals is hard help any of my other mutuals can join too if i didnt tag u ^^

[vikyoun]

OMG THANK U FOR THE TAG!

love's secret domain - coil

IZ-US - aphex twin

soul bossa nova - quincy jones

trippin' on a hole paper heart - stone temple pilots

moan on the sly - parade ground

roots bloody roots - sepultura

bad penny - big black

@bowheaded @c4misado @leighcest @leisdelusions @gravebound-101 @desolendate @theplantfood @vampbeatz Hellloooo

[vampbeatz]

Hii! Here’s my 7 most replayed songs this week!

1. Swear To God The Devil Made Me Do It -The Front Bottoms

2. Nobody Not Even The Rain - La Dispute

3. This Feels Like the Beginning- Flatsound

4. This Is the best day ever - My chemical romance

5. Cemetery Drive - My chemical romance

6. Periscope- Papa Roach

7. In The Age Of Consecrated Vampire We All Get High - Rob Zombie

I only know one person other than @vikyoun so here you go Fin!

@finnulouskilljoys

[deftism]

YAYY HAI TY FOR THE TAG

1. Fireal - Deftones

2. Interloper (Demo) - Slipknot

3. Engine No. 9 - Deftones

4. Dive - Nirvana

5. Here Comes Your Man - Pixies

6. Lowrider - Korn

7. Pretty On The Inside - Hole

@zalex-vamp @dysfunction-central @sauteedskull @ketchup-is-green @idontknowwhyimhere102 @surroundthefur @imissthekillj0ys and open tags :333

[dysfunction-central-deactivated]

TYYYY

Killshot - Magdalena Bay

Karma - Alienstage ost

Maneater - Nelly furtado

Freak - Doja cat

Supermassive black hole - Muse

Stateside - Pinkpantheress

Womanizer - Britney spears

@late-comer-offical

[late-comer-offical]

I love your music taste/pos

1. Stalkers tango-autoheart

2. Toxic-Britney Spears

3. Candy store-Heathers sound track

4.little girl gone-CHINCHILLA

5. Labour-paris paloma

6. I love you like an alcoholic- The Taxpayers

7.If you seek amy-Britney spears

@officially-bbc-news @duality-the-chaos-god @vanitythevantropist @kola-without-the-coke @the-queen-of-geese @hekate-offical

[late-comer-offical]

List 5 things that make you happy, and put this in the ask box of the last 10 ppl who liked or reblogged smth from you! :)

Oh!

Chocolates

My friends

Books

Making ocs

Reading analysis posts