Everything Im Too Polite To Say In One Place

Complaining about my insignificant life and regretting the choices I’ve made in dnd Pronouns: who’s to say? 18+ please and thank you

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I hate it here

[girlboss-marv]

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There’s just something about this that feels so…

familiar…

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In case anyone needs to feel better about themselves tonight, I JUST ACCIDENTALLY FACETIMED A GROUP THAT HASNT BEEN TALKED IN FOR 2 YEARS THAT CONTAINS BOTH MY BEST FRIEND AND HER FUCKING EX AT ONE IN THE FUCKING MORNING

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NEVER BET AGAINST AN UNUS MOTHERFUCKERS

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It’s Missing Flapjack o’clock 😭

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I just canceled my DnD Beyond subscription, if you care about the future of this game, I highly encourage you to do the same and then drop a 1 star review for the app in the App Store

Submit a request – D&D Beyond

If you have the books, use that instead of the online services for any campaigns you are currently in. If you need to buy the books, try and get them second hand. Don’t buy merch or minis. Don’t go see the movie. Just hit their wallets hard enough to make it clear we don’t fuck around.

Bidet.

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Fuck these guys and all their microtransactions

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Hey that kinda reminds me of-

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE

DANA???!?!?!

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Hi, I’m finally making my way Campaign 3, I’m 11 episodes deep, and while I love these new idiots dearly, and the only things I really miss so far are:

Characters who have more than a +3 to their Investigation Checks

Characters who remember to cover their tracks when leaving the scene of a crime

Characters who remember to count their money

Characters who are a little too trigger happy with spells that do fire damage

Characters with Zemnian accents

That little *foomph* noise someone did when they casted the Dancing Lights cantrip

Frumpkin

(Caleb Widogast if you’re out there-)

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It’s a good day for Unus Annus fans 🖤🤍

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Ethan really be out here breaking our hearts rn

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LISTEN UP, IT IS JULY 31ST, BUT TARGET HAS STARTED PUTTING OUT FALL ITEMS IN THEIR DOLLAR SECTION AND MY BEST FRIEND FOUND PUMPKIN SPICE COFFEE TODAY-

IT IS SPOOKY SEASON LET THE SKELETON WAR BEGIN

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Just had the thought that “Pop ‘er in reverse” has very big “What if we Dimension Door inside the dragon” energy and I really hope that at least one person out there understands what I mean here

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🖤🤍✨them✨🤍🖤

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Sorry, I can’t hang this week, my inner theatre kid escaped again and I’m gonna be utterly obnoxious to be around unless you’d like to hear about every part of The Secret Garden Musical soundtrack that has ever made me cry

[lady-raziel]

when unus annus uno anus makes a return from the dead

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✨Memento Mori biches ✨