lily

18 • hufflepuff

[ripe]

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

*floop flop*

[iamallybee]

When you tell your friend a really bad pun;

[hongrie]

time-lapse sun-cats ひまわり猫窓  

[dragonpuppies]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

[theamityelf]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word “i cup” composed?

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon.

[little-niggah-sugar]

Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.

Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert.

[marzipanandminutiae]

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Alack, I have in my purse but sixty-nine pence.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Lusty fellow, knowst thou well what such a sum portends!

Elizabethan Scholar 1: I…I have not sufficient to sup on fowl.

[ur-friendly-local-memer]

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Mine name is verily Micheal with a ‘b’, and I hast been afraid of insects mine entire life.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Cease cease cease. Wither is the bee?

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Thither is a bee?

[toastbutteregg]

[memewhore]

[cloudfreed]

types of xmas songs

Jesus was a baby once and he was Very Cool

The Big Red Man Is Coming

There’s snow outside. that’s good!

I’m alone on xmas and sad

Santa Claus is very sexy

Christmas trees. love em

You know what? it’s Christmas time

[ripe]

[epic-games-official]

>see a pic

> goes “hmm”

> scrolls down

>it’s from picsthatmakeyougohmm

> got me

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

I love this picture so much

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

[shock]

and now we return to...................................

………………… the regularly scheduled

him

[byrneing]

friend: how are you me: 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[onlytwitterpics]

[mysharona1987]

[skinnyorganicchemist]

[monkeysaysficus]

Reblog to support jar-opening lesbians

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is the Sue Perkins of Jar Opening Lesbians

Reblog for success in opening jars on the first try for the rest of the year!

[younglesbianadvice]

xx

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[helloitsbreeisnotonline]

I really need some good luck rn

[lilacstilletos]

me, having been ignored for approximately .5 seconds: