Hey.

protons, neutrons, electrons, & morons

[plum-soup]

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

[one-venti-neurosis]

their what now?

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[bobdylansgayguitar]

Wow

[bobdylansgayguitar]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while omg

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

you know what? fuck you

*re-crusts your smuckers uncrustables*

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

[slightmood]

a lava lamp is one of the most things of all time

[eclogues]

men with earrings are just men without earrings with earrings

[algernonmoncrieff]

I can’t stop thinking about how men with earrings are just men without earrings with earrings

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

[reaper-0-1]

Who the fuck wrote this

[virginiaisforhaters]

the only news I want to read

[somethingaboutsomethingelse]

Oh to be a fat bear, unstoppable by coronavirus, popular in mechanics.

[internetplz]

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

What the fuck

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

[beyonceisstraight]

The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result

[plagueship-deactivated20260202]

@gods-unchosen-one s Thanksgiving layout

[whitepeopletwitter]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

Fully Immersive experience

[yehudah]

not enough rage and hatred for chegg.com and study.com

[yehudah]

not enough love and compassion for quizlet.com and yahooanswers

[catgirlcommie]

compresses you into a zip file and doesn't extract you lol

[northernlib]

Trump’s unidentified secret police force was not prepared to meet this guy.

[lady-em-deactivated20200806]

[aloveaffairwithlight]

He said in an interview that he shouldn’t have been surprised that they would have no respect for vets when they are gassing moms

[asundergrowth]

Honorary Antifa Supersolider

[swarnpert]

might fuck around and start putting the comma in the year

[swarnpert]

August 16th 2,020

[depsidase]

[pinkmanthedog]

New vet today asked me if my eyeless dog was blind and like ??? oh god I hope so????

[swarnpert]

i was never taught the little song about which months have how many days so ive basically just been guessing my whole life

[depsidase]

[localtiredgoat]

Ok why did noone tell me that book shrek judt absolutely FUCKS

[extremefandomfeels]

And they didn’t even mention the best page.