Andulka
Today's Document
Love Begins
trying on a metaphor
YOU ARE THE REASON
if i look back, i am lost
Jules of Nature
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noise dept.
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One Nice Bug Per Day
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
shark vs the universe
Noah Kahan
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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tumblr dot com
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
taylor price
art blog(derogatory)
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@onetrueharem
would you have sex with a ghost
obviously
no, problematic age gap
no, not a sexhaver
no, other
ghosts aren't real yet
how much research would you do to make sure the ghost isn't related to you
what
uh i mean i would ask at least
i only fuck ghosts from 50+ generations back
i guess it's ancestry dot com time
i don't discriminate
family isn't real either
Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…
What is your AO3 user ID?
I’m an OG user 5 digits or less
Six figures baby!
I’m in the millions…
I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!
lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX
(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged
(dick guy) im watching the world cup
Last Swim - Ruth Stage , 2024.
British , b. 1969 -
Egg tempera on gesso board , 22 x 24 cm. 56 x 61 in.
shane: can i fall asleep with your dick in my mouth 🥺
ilya (has heard how bad shane grinds his teeth at night): maybe another night moya lyubov ;)
Do you ever make eye contact with yourself too long in the mirror and it makes you think about if you are your body or are inside your body looking out and then the existential angst hits you so bad you have to scream and shake yourself and focus yourself really hard on a fudge pop until the thoughts stop?
yeag
Details of Albrechtsburg Meißen, Saxony.
College AU Russian studies major Shane Hollander forgets to tell the fuckbuddy he met through his speaking tutor Svetlana Vetrova that he is fluent in Russian and that he understands phrases like "you're so fucking perfect" and "you have ruined me" and "you look like a sexy librarian you perfect slut"
Ilya, whiny voice: come back to bed hollander i want to fuck you
Shane: can't i really need to finish this essay
Ilya: whats it on maybe i can help you
Shane, sweating staring at 2k words on modern russian pop culture: haha probably not no it's boring
op don't let these die in the tags
Ok right back at ya
Reading that made me realise i think the moment Ilya said я тебя люблю (i love you) is the moment that shane finally responds я тоже (me too)
Which means ilya has to confront two things at the same time which is "omg he loves me back" and also "WTF WHY DOES HE SPEAK RUSSIAN AND WHY IS HIS PRONUNCIATION LOW KEY GOOD"
Critical support to these scammers weaponizing homophobia to drain right-wingers' bank accounts 🫡
listen I’m so glad you all are having fun with the dragon incest show, but I need you to understand that from the outside all I see is approximately 14 posts per day of people in truly horrific wigs with captions like “baegael did nothing wrong except all the murders”
just witnessed something devastating
guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.
the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues
re: last reblog I often see people describe shane as "deadpan" or say he's deadpanning and weeeell. I get why you would say that but if we're talking show!shane no he didn't. he's got his little :) smile on whenever he chirps. he simply cannot hide it when he's pleased with himself. he probably thinks everyone can't see the tears welling in his eyes when he's upset. soft belly indeed
he does present an abnormal affect, sometimes flat, sometimes muted, sometimes just not what's expected, but that's not quite the same thing. just more of hudson's amazing performance in any case <3 <3 <3
goshhhh I love that hudson plays show!shane as way more emotionally vulnerable than book!shane. show!shane is always rolling over and showing ilya his soft underbelly (often without even realizing it) and ilya is always like AAA AAAAAAAA YOU CAN’T DO THAT YOU CAN’T LET PEOPLE SEE YOU FEEL and then shane’s big brown eyes start getting all shiny/wet with tears and his bottom lip wobbles a little and ilya is like well now I have to kms. or take care of you forever. AGH
never shouldve smoked that shit, now i’m on the july 17th 1995 cover of newsweek
Happy 30th birthday bisexuality
