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i have too many of those silly strawhats doodles

does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???

rydenxo

ok so tim misny is a personal injury lawyer here in ohio.

that’s him. you do not have to remember his face from this image because you’re gonna see it a lot in this post. so mainly i think we all kinda honed in on tim misny because of his slogan

he’s gonna make them pay. he’s gonna get you that money but also it’s a little threatening like he’s gonna fully fuck his legal opponent’s shit up. this sprung tons of local memes. then there were the billboards which were normal at first.

but here’s the thing; we already know what misny does. he makes them pay. so it turns into just saying “you know what i do” which is funny enough if you don’t at all have the context.

but this is not where the absurdity caps out, my friends. no. this is what it has evolved to and they. are. everywhere.

that’s right. no text. just the judging eyes of tim misny, glaring through our skin and into our souls. there is no god. there is no devil. there is just tim misny and he’s gonna make them pay.

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

cfluffiness

Someone in facebook also posted this too

xmagnet-o

Omg

halcyonjester

Mediglyphics

klubbhead

This shit’s infuriating

pseudonymsobriquet

Oh, this is a type of shorthand!

There are 3 main types, but from my research, this looks to be American Gregg Shorthand.

As you can see, there are set symbols for every letter.

Let’s break one of the words down:

Using the Gregg Alphabet as reference, we can see most of the letters in “atrophied” are present. But why no “o” vowel, and why is “ph” written as “f”?

Simple. In shorthand, you cut out all vowels in a word when writing it down, with the exception of words that BEGIN or END with a vowel (hence the “a” at the start being present), or like in the “i” in “atrophied”, to make it more readable when the sound could be harder to distinguish if it isn’t written. In “atrophied” if the the “i” isn’t written, it could be hard to tell if the writer meant a “fud”, “fad”, “fod” or “fid” sound, for example.

Also, since Shorthand is a phonetic writing system, you are encouraged to write down the phonetic sounds of words rather than the actual letter blends - in this case, write an “f” instead of a “ph”.

So in actuality, these aren’t just meaningless scribbles - it’s Gregg Shorthand, a writing system developed to take down notes more quickly than when written out in full, which is very useful in a medical or journalistic environment.

Some people can even write over 100 words in a minute! And, it’s been in use since John Robert Gregg invented it in 1888! Wow! So old!

Isn’t language amazing~?

d-e-w-p

my head is in my hands doctors don’t have awful writing they have a pecking codex

notordinaryfashion

Versace Spring 2023

downforsanji

My feeling for this man is undescribable

A cinnamon roll that could kill you

benevolentcannibal

what if sanji were perfect au

sebazu

One Piece Egghead Trailer

So, this is basically ridiculously amazing.

donnasweettttttttt

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

kryptonians

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

onion-souls

Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat

sonatine

madlori

how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this

baelonthebrave

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

blackwoolncrown

okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks like

They are not kidding

normal-horoscopes

We are full of so many fuckign guys

dianapocalypse

moonliight-drive

Let’s just appreciate Rick O’Connell for a moment

A man that was actually loyal and was so in love with his wife

A man who was almost always done with everyone’s shit

Literally everyone

Truly a man after my heart

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Literally one of the best things about this hellsite is the unanimous love of The Mummy and, specifically, Rick. It warms my heart.

wellthisisgawkward

we love and support Rick O’Connell in this house

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fucks sake

doctordragon

god dammit

setsu-nana

Okay now which one is clearer? 1?

or 2?

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S T O P

lazy--tuesday-deactivated201806

Maybe just take off the glasses!?

turtlemuffinbutt

im-happy-at-home

This spoke to my soul wth

deacytits

I feel attacked.

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longdeactivatedrentblog

hmmm

theimpossiblehologramtree

i hate this post yet it keeps coming back

#true story

Kuina solis (6 years old)

#desperate piece #one piece #desperatepieceau #kuina solis #oc #one piece au #Learning to draw

hweart

☄︎. *. ⋆

⋆·˚ ༘ * 🔭🦔 hes stargazing

talesfromtreatment

I have never in my life had a kitten react this negatively to swaddling. Fully feral 8 week olds tolerate it better than this 10 day old kitten. Warning: he is LOUD and sounds like he's being tortured.

You can imagine how much fun tube feeding him is right now....

This is the same baby that was growling at me so it appears to be a native personality thing. He's going to be a delightful adult cat at the vet.... Maybe I should change his name to "eternal gabapentin"