In the chair of our Lord, Shrek

I set out for life with a smile on my face. I like to look at nice things on this hellhole of a website: things like animals, memes and queer people being unapologetically beautiful. 23 Pansexual Expat living in Grrmany

[femmeidiot]

What exactly am I supposed to do? Be horny and stupid for the rest of my life?

[femmeidiot]

Turns out yes.

[magic-number-3]

[stuckinapril]

if you look past her oddly specific tumblr posts and foreboding demeanor she’s actually pretty sexy

[mild-g0th-moved]

An informational comic I illustrated for my comics 2 class about drag!

[escuerzoresucitado]

[airandangels]

video description: a person's hand places a purple yam on a cat dish in the foreground. With an urgent meow, a brown tabby cat runs up to the dish and takes a big bite of the yam, munching it voraciously with loud growly "yum yum yum" noises.

[deargodsno]

UNMUTE!!

[yoshifruit]

Super Mario characters as they appear in Super Mario Bros.: The Great Rescue of Princess Peach (1986) (Restored Edition)

[yoshifruit]

For those who don’t know: the restored edition was done through a fan project that took years and was recently completed. Before that, this movie was only able to be watched through a VHS rip, and would likely had never been restored otherwise. The footage I used for these gifs was from an earlier version of that project, but the final version of the restored edition has been uploaded to YouTube with subtitles, as well as the Internet Archive. Both have links for downloading the movie and supporting the people who restored it. You can read about this movie’s history on this Wikipedia page.

[echo-at-the-pond]

[notsosecret-transgirl]

[tenisperfection]

possibly one of the most hilarious exchanges on doctor who 

[wanderer0fw0rlds]

Honestly all the conversations between the Daleks and Cybermen in this episode were fucking gold

[swan2swan]

I know nothing about Doctor Who lore but I feel like the Cybermen and the Daleks are both the descendents of two exes who both designed robots.

[gamerphonzy]

You haven’t even seen the best one yet (or at least, it wasn’t in this reblog chain):

[longseasons]

EDGE magazine covers are insanely good you guys

[longseasons]

like LOOK AT THESE

[despicable-we]

But when will we cum?!?

[glumshoe]

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

[glumshoe]

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

[countesspetofi]

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

[glumshoe]

there are only two genders: frog and pig

[forestdwellingrat]

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

[glumshoe]

oh god

[sailor-lady]

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

[glumshoe]

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

[jenivi]

[aflowerthatbloomsinadversity]

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

[fremedon]

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

[capitalism-and-analytics]

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

[la-pou-belle]

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

[kestrelsparverius]

[adrnired]

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

[autisticexpression]

This is the worst addition to this post

[araku-validrava]

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

[wizardlizardinhislair]

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

[kingscrown666]

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

[the-haiku-bot]

Last time I saw this

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[astronomical-bagel]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[susiron]

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

[post-store]

$44.99

[butchedyke]

shaun the sheep bisexual icon

[despicable-we]

Yikes. If it isn't me trying trying to perform expected actions

[everythingfox]

Dinner patrol

(via)

[guerrillatech]

[styro-sometimes]

[snoopingasusualisee]

[gglilyallin-deactivated20250618]

Factory Fan Bass: By attaching a disk with holes to the fan, it converts blinks of lights to electric signals and generates sound from a bass amplifier. Different numbers of holes can generate a musical scale, and turning on/off of the power makes it roar.

Created by Ei Wada + Teruo Takahashi(from the iron factory) + Nicos Orchest-Lab

Played by Ei Wada

from Electronicos Fantasticos

[cipheramnesia]

This is what I have in mind when I refer to Industrial Music.

[80srecordparty]

The Lost Art of Cassette Design by Steve Vistaunet

[despicable-we]

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