Storm

21 | Male | Single | Pansexual~ So you can call me Storm! I am a 20 year old Raccoon! I am quite obviously a furry! I am a writer and a hope to meet some cool people! So feel free to chat me up! Icon made by http://porkography.tumblr.com/

[twitterlols]

today’s the day

[wallow]

fuck I posted this a day late

[borderline-bxtch]

Time is an illusion you fuck.

[squided]

It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some

[sanriopropaganda]

dont bring this back

[squided]

I waited an entire year to make this post.  It’s coming back.

[sixofclovers]

Happy holidays @omokomo !! Pls enjoy your @winterscrestgiftexchange gift, any excuse to draw these boys honestly :’)

[dadsucker-deactivated20250506]

if elon musk designed a train or a bus I’d become one of those weird nerds that think he’s literally Einstein or Rick Sanchez or whatever. but since he’ll never do that, I can continue asking for him to be guillotined

[dadsucker-deactivated20250506]

@stormcoon there are trains that exist that only have one car, but they’re usually called “railcars” or “one-car consists”, or trams/trolleys, and they exist to be shuttles or feeders for bigger lines. They basically serve small amounts of people infrequently. They can also be linked to other cars to form larger consists.

I don’t call hyperloop a train because it is built for only those single-car consists, the hyperloop shuttles, and so it’s nothing like a train, it cannot be considered mass transport.

The issue we raised here was over terminology. I’d like him to design a multiple-car unit, and honestly? it can run on a road, or a concrete track, or a railway. The whole point is that it needs to move large amounts of people per consist in order to be called mass transport; because by some basic presumptions or real-world logistics, the only way a mass transport system can move large amounts of people is by making use of multiple-car consists instead of single-car ones. that’s just a rule based on real-world technology, conditions, and resources.

[desraccoon]

Okay, gotcha I guess that makes sense, I'm not to familiar with the concepts that are used for the hyperloop or mass transit.

[brucebocchi]

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[dadsucker-deactivated20250506]

if elon musk designed a train or a bus I’d become one of those weird nerds that think he’s literally Einstein or Rick Sanchez or whatever. but since he’ll never do that, I can continue asking for him to be guillotined

[desraccoon]

I thought he did design a train, wasn't the hyperloop a pet project of his?

Does that not count as a train?

[lohver]

today my prof said to my class “you don’t truly love someone until they’ve hurt you and you still think of them as the greatest person in the world. Love is the most violent act.” ok ok ok

[lesbiankermit-moved]

men are so fucking weird and scary? don’t let any man ever convince you love is supposed to be painful or violent. don’t let any man justify his wrongful actions by saying they’re just part of what True Love is.

[desraccoon]

I'm just curious, what about the original post said that a man said this? Just cause it was a professor? While I agree this is wrong, based on how it was worded anyone could have said it, unless you are gendering the profession of being a professor or are just making an assumption?

Remember kiddos, assumptions make an ass out of you and me!

[brundlejenn]

this would be far too powerful

[jasperzilla]

I’m not deleting my blog on the 17th I will probably just become less active in the absence of content (unless they purge my account for some reason)

[literature-witch-deactivated201]

Other witches: Contact your deities only on the full moon!!! Make sure to ask them meaningful questions!!! Talk to them respectfully!!!

Me summoning my deities in the middle of Walmart: what up my bois I got nervous standing in the middle of the store alone so I decided to summon the gang

[puncromancer]

mood ring contact lenses

[wrathbite]

this reads like a shit post but honestly this slaps

[milkstoasted]

yall out here reliving being in the 6th grade with these mary sue ass ideas

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

and? 

[transmortifried]

my ten year old brother sent this to me and literally i have never and will never produce anything this funny in my life

[lesbianshepard]

the cool thing about having an idiot alt right supporting brother is when he gets mad over dumb shit my sister and i go “It’s concerning how such a small thing triggers such a strong reaction from you.” in the family groupchat and he’ll see the word “trigger” in relation to him and go fucking nuclear

the downside about having such a dipshit brother is literally every thing else about him

[lesbianshepard]

case in point: he’s angry about Stranger because she knocked over a glass he left on the counter overnight and said if we don’t find her owner by tomorrow he’ll throw her out the window.

I went “It’s concerning how something so small triggers such a strong reaction from you. Stranger is a kitten, and we’ve only had her for a few days. Maybe you should calm down before threatening violence to a fucking kitten.” 

This escalated his anger, and he started texting back how he won’t really hurt her, but he doesn’t want her to track litter everywhere. My sister responded “Maybe you can keep your door closed while she stays with her so it’s a safe space away from cat hair and kitty litter.”

We heard him yell from upstairs and he turned off his phone. 

[alephnull47]

this is god tier trolling, and i’m in genuine awe of it

[brunhiddensmusings]

the legend is real and doesnt like reality checks

[catchymemes]

Welcome to Japan

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com

[woyaogaoxing]

When Anyone says it’s not possible to keep big cities clean I’m just show them this. Japan is one of the most densely populated countries don’t gimme that bs

[theslaybymic]

[gaynfl-moved]

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

[marisatomay]

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

Ms Polygraph Test

$200 birthday

bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

[gaynfl-moved]

since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady

[imsuchacapricorn]

New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding