just a dessaster™

Hello, I'm Dess! I use any pronouns! I am reckless and know no bounds!!

[thoughtportal]

5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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[thecyndimistuff]

my eye is twitching

[kaseylgifford]

Wow! My bluesky skeet doing numbers on here.

To all the people saying that Disney didn't do this on purpose? You are so, so wrong. Ever since Winnie the Pooh's original book became part of the public domain, Disney had been looking to replace it as a merch machine. Winnie sold toys, plush and products but now, even if people can't use the red shirt version, the property can be easily tainted by outside influence (like that terrible recent horror movie blood and honey) Stitch is a very, VERY popular merch character and they have noticeably been pushing him even harder. He's an original Disney property with no book attached, and he moves merch. This movie is being made to push him AND promote Disney's new Hawaiian resort. It's clear that every single detail was discussed into the ground by executives and higher-ups. Making fat white tourists look bad in your hour long cg commercial isn't good. Let's just turn that commentary into a fat joke while also claiming our cast is diverse. A slimy win-win for the company.

[nipuni]

Knock Knock Knock Knock

A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon soon ☺️

[nipuni]

Ten in Hades style 🥰 I love drawing in this style!! I'm definitely doing more of these!! One of his offers is Regeneration, a boon that recharges all uses of Death Defiance but randomizes all of your current boons

A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on June 1st!

[agirl-obsessed]

[neenarchive]

remember the meme where people would say british men were sexy. that was a funnie joke.

[neenarchive]

[purpleprosegang-deactivated2022]

[mouseboy420]

[shittymoviedetails]

The beach that makes you old

[justplainrain]

[whale-blanket]

[video: gianni matragrano, cosplaying as columbo, walks up to a kitchen counter and says: “hi there. uh,” (loud fumbling for his wallet, opening it to show an id) “lieutenant columbo, LAPD, homicide department.”

he puts his wallet back. someone uses twitch points to overlay someone throwing a pipebomb onto the screen. gianni says, trying to contain a laugh, “pipebomb.” the pipebomb explodes. cheering erupts. end alt text.]

[emwheezie]

When I was but a wee baby high schooler I made this on my school issued chromebook and posted it to my og tumblr blog and I just knew in my heart it would do numbers but alas it got 1 note. (me on my other blog)

[wizardshark]

We can fix what once went wrong

[ursawood]

I love my fath– I’m so big what the fuck. So naturally I chab-, challenged his murderer to a 𝒹𝓊𝑒𝓁. I failed. The six-fingered man left me alive! …but he gave me these. How old were you? Ffive years old. When I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of ᶠʳᵉⁿᶜʰ… Fencing. So the next time we beet, I-I will not fall… fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say! 𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸. My name is Indigo MontoyyyyyyA….?? You k- you killed my father. Prepare to die, heh.

[bengustown]

(post gets 1 like from a mutual) anoth,er hit post with my loyal subjects

[wifegideonnav]

[onion-ring-93]

[butchdogs-md]

you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

[acornwoodpeckergranary]

octo expansion was GREAT and beautiful and i love my new octoling girl 💕

[accountestmouse-182]

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

What is the opposite of dracula music?

[punishedsaints]

I was going to say "hippie music", but I found the complete image.

[dandeleon]

i can't imagine anything