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excellentbitch

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

excellentbitch

caribetidalwave-deactivated2019

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

tybalt-you-saucy-boi

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

silverstrike

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

cryol

I love him

mj-theskywitch

yall r missing the BEST one

your-villainous-neighbour

I might have just found myself a new idol

wankchan

pollydoodles

Unsure if real or an elaborate character but in any case he’s fighting the good fight so 🤷🏻‍♀️💯

dankmemeuniversity

vonisv

When you just washed your hands and there’s no more towels in the bathroom

excitementshewrote

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klimtsonianunofficial

“the cover is never as good as the origi–”

cried-havoc

tigerlilyupinthisbitch

Tom Hardy laughs like an old wizened prospector finding gold after digging for 15 years.

werelobos

hey my goth and emo boys? [blows a kiss]

vanillish-deactivated20211102

coming out to my parents as a cheetah girl

the-memedaddy

meirl

latinexplains

After 20 painstaking years of research, Eva Ramon Gallegos, a Mexican scientist has finally developed a cure to eliminate 100 percent human papillomavirus and prevent the spread of cervical cancer among women. (x) (x) (x) Y’all they cured HPV

Yet Trump’s America wouldn’t want you to hear about this nor help it go mainstream

yanimodowey

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

latinexplains

After 20 painstaking years of research, Eva Ramon Gallegos, a Mexican scientist has finally developed a cure to eliminate 100 percent human papillomavirus and prevent the spread of cervical cancer among women. (x) (x) (x) Y’all they cured HPV

Yet Trump’s America wouldn’t want you to hear about this nor help it go mainstream

yanimodowey

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

popokko-deactivated20210315

uptown rat.. he’s been living in a social frat…. bet he’s never seen an ass this fat….. i bet his mama never told him that

paper-mario-wiki

a japanese guy who made a bunch of creepy pasta videos a long time ago (you’ve probably seen Youtube666, he made that) is playing through minecraft for the first time and he’s not using any guides or anything other than the in-game guidebook and he’s fucking. doing it in such a buddhist way.

like, he’s so patient and detached from all of the stuff he’s gotten.

in the newest episode he destroyed 14566 blocks of bridge and blew up his original house just because he learned about xyz coordinates by accidentally pressing F5 and he wanted his house to be at the X:0 coordinate.

also look at this quarry. it’s his 5th quarry.

look at this absolute fucking massive hole.

and it’s not like “HELLOOOOO EVERYBODY WHAT IS UP, TODAY WE’RE GONNA BE PLAYING MIIIIIINECRAAAAFT” he’s just like. a quiet 30 year old japanese man who speaks very precisely and politely. and he even does his own english captions which are overlayed on the video and he uses emoticons like (0u0)/

he’s so wonderful and cute.

paper-mario-wiki

please watch at least like 5 minutes of this.

i PROMISE you you’ll smile.

gbasprite

i’ve been keeping track of piropito’s minecraft series since the beginning and i can promise you all 76 episodes and counting are well worth the watch because it’s incredible the LENGTHS this guy goes to learn and explore without help from others.

some highlights:

-spends literal HOURS upon HOURS building these long, seemingly endless bridges because he wants to reach “the ends of the earth”

-around episode 40, he’s learned the ins and outs of redstone but doesn’t realize you can sleep in your bed.

-the noises he makes when he’s afraid of enemies/dies are precious and gentle and not at all what you’d expect from a famous horror artist

-spends hours trading resources with villagers to get glass only to find out almost 50 episodes in that you can make glass from sand

-destroys several mountains of sand in the desert to not only fuel his love for glass, but also because “explosions are sugoi 0u0″

-sees a silverfish and

-builds a giant “machine” that runs on redstone, minecarts, and pistons that pushes colored sand through a massive glass window. it doesn’t do anything, it just pushes all the blocks to the bottom and breaks after a few minutes. piro seems very pleased with it.

-makes these complex shapes/structures in an attempt to create a nether portal, doesn’t realize it’s just a rectangle

-a fan made a skin just for him, complete with 0u0 face

-falls in lava multiple times, never gives up

-builds a giant coin pusher game for funsies

-NANI KORE?

-in short i beg of you to watch this gentle man play minecraft blind it’s so fascinating

snowgolems-r-fun

dykecadence

Phineas and Ferb: A-G-L-E-T! Aglet! Don’t forget it

taviacw

My upstairs neighbor is having really loud sex at 10:25am. And, while this feels like retaliation, I can only hope it mellows her out and she stops stomping around all the goddamn time

taviacw

Wow in the time it took me to type up and tag this post, the sex started and ended…… she’ll prolly be vacuuming soon. 🙁

taviacw

It’s 10:29 and the sex has ended. I am v sad for her

taviacw

I feel like I jinxed her. Like her nigga follows me on here and saw this post, mid thrust, and got performance anxiety. I’m sorry, Upstairs Stomping Bitch.

taviacw

There’s stomping. She’s up and moving around. And you know what….. I can’t even be mad anymore. If I was only getting fucked for seven minutes at a time, I’d stomp around too.

taviacw

Y’all she’s showing tf out. She’s really up there like

taviacw

Damn I just heard her door close and then footsteps coming down the stairs. He left 😭😭😭 he’s not even gonna try again.

taviacw

I’m gonna need ear plugs for the level of stomping this is bound to cause. When her feet inevitably crash through my ceiling ima just look through the hole and be like “hi…. sorry you didn’t get fucked down this morning. Even tho you filed a noise complaint on me that one time, I was rooting for you.”

taviacw

Update y’all: it’s 3:10pm and she is vacuuming THE FUCK out of the hardwood flooring

taviacw

But then like, that really does sound like something ppl that are in need of orgasm do. Just extremely unnecessary cleaning, to take their mind off the lack of sexual release.

taviacw

I can see the text conversation now.

“I heard Aaron came over last nightttt. Whatd you guys get up to???👀👀👀😏”

“Not much. Oh! But, I did finally get a chance to mop my bathtub tho!!🤗 It was a mess in there, so thank god.”

“😬😔”

taviacw

It’s 12:26am and she is getting her back blown tf outttt. Cannot be the same nigga from earlier.

taviacw

I have the strong urge to knock the broom against the ceiling and holler out “yaaas bitch get some bomb ass dick” but I don’t wanna fuck up the vibe

taviacw

Nvm. It lasted from 12:20-12:28. It’s the same nigga.

taviacw

She better not start stomping or cleaning. I’ll file a noise complaint so fucking fast. Imagine getting a noise complaint for shitty sex. Don’t do it, Stomping Upstairs Bitch