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bai | 23 | aries | enby | they/them Taken. BP(D). autistic. #MeToo. i like asmr and i miss vine This blog is often NSFW. 18+ ONLY 🎀 be kind to you too 🎀

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

literally cannot stop laughing at this

[woozapooza]

#and remember maryland (unhinges jaw as black smoke pours from my ears and mouth)

[porcupine-girl]

The “take place tonight” in the middle of the elder god monologue is the most ominous part.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[amber-acrylic]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Pittsburgh Press, Pennsylvania, March 19, 1915

[memeuplift]

[thekimonogallery]

A set of silver models of a rooster, hen and a chick from Japan. Meiji period, 19th century CE, solt at christie’s in 2017

[deforest]

Myrna Loy + William Powell I LOVE YOU AGAIN (1940) dir. W. S. Van Dyke

[wetheurban]

Instagram.com/wetheurban

[driflloon]

pika kumara by geofanny tambunan

[tired-boy-deactivated20201228]

[catchymemes]

[onlinedaddy]

i do not understand the big obsession with pop punk 

[realfriendly]

i cant hear you over how much i hate my town

[notalesbianafterall]

just wait until you father takes you to see a marching band

[fluffygif]

[mosoli]

[official-book-wizard]

iconic

[little-klng]

HEY GUYS YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I FOUND

[homunculus-argument]

 Hey, to you sci-fi/fantasy writers out there (and maybe some others, but this is mainly for things that can’t really be researched irl), if you want to write a character who is a driven, passionate expert on something, don’t write about them rambling indifferently about some boring, mundane part of it. Give them a deep, intense hatred of some oddly specific wow-I-did-not-even-know-that-was-a-thing-and-it-would-have-never-occurred-to-me-that-it’s-a-bad-thing thing they’ll gladly rant about.

 Write a dragon rider who really fucking hates it when a dragon is trained to bow while being reined. A space ship engineer who is pissed off when perfectly good antimatter ship has been adapted to run on neutral matter. A historian who is still not over the massive failures of a general who lost a specific battle 300 years before she was born.

 The guy currently giving us a series of lectures on the restoration of historical buildings really, really hates polymer paint. At the artisan school our stained glass teacher really hated this one specific Belgian artist - we never really figured out what did that guy even do, but he’s been dead for over 200 years and our teacher was glad that at least he’s dead.

 Experts don’t just know things you’ve never thought about. They’ve got strong opinions about it.

[evildilf2]

My most toxic trait is hating when other people are in the kitchen

[tlirsgender]

Biggest failing of the internet is that in order to be vibing with my friends I have to actually be talking to them. I socialize like a cat I just show affection by sitting next to you. Ily but sometimes I have Nothing to say. Not a damn thing going on in my head

[tlirsgender]

I don’t want to “have” a “conversation” I want to peel an orange and share it with you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HUGE fan of trees growing in places they should not reasonably be able to

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

upside down 

sideways

out of a rock

upside down in a freakin LAKE 

 out of an Indiana courthouse

out of ANOTHER

GODDAMN

TREE

none of that is a reasonable expectation!!!