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@deviantmothered-blog
hi. haven’t had a lot of motivation to be on this blog bc i fell into the rabbit hole that is the heroes fandom, but. yeah. it’s my birthday?? if you wanna find me, you can mostly find me on my main blog over here. idk when i’ll actually get around to kara’s stuff bc i don’t have drafts, but yeah.
Encouragement Starters
“You’re a hell of a lot stronger than you think.”
“I know you can handle it, but please be careful.”
“It’s gonna be okay. I promise.”
“You can cry. I won’t look.”
“Come here. It’s okay to cry. Just let it out.”
“Come on, sit down. Tell me what’s wrong. We’ll figure it out.”
“Don’t worry. It’s gonna be over soon, and we’ll go home.”
“You’re gonna do awesome. You’ve got this.”
“You’re doing great. Keep going.”
“Relax. You’re doing really well. You’re almost done.”
“I know you get this a lot, but you really are beautiful.”
“That— looks really amazing on you.”
“Wait, you made this? These are great.”
“Go on. I’ll be right behind you.”
“Lead the way. I’ve got your back, no matter what.”
“Are you kidding? You’re doing way better than you were!”
“I’m impressed. And that’s not easy to do.”
“I know you can be really hard on yourself— but I believe in you.”
“Stop fretting. You’ve been working your ass off. You’re gonna knock this outta the park.”
“How about this? When you succeed— which I know you will, I’ll take you out for dinner to celebrate.”
“Don’t worry. They’re gonna love you. You’ll see.”
“Just be patient. It’s all gonna work out. I promise.”
“You did the right thing. If anyone says otherwise, they’re gonna have to deal with me.”
( * &. – MORE POPULAR TEXT POST STARTERS .
‘ i’m alive out of spite. ’
‘ do you ever just feel super unloveable? ’
‘ i’m so datable…. and yet here i am…. not being asked on dates….tragic…. ’
‘ hey quick question: what the fuck is going on?? ’
‘ i’m a person who wants to do lots of things trapped inside a body that wants to SLEEP at all times. ’
‘ my mindset is changing and i just don’t want to be around certain things or people anymore. ’
‘ i want mamma mia to become the fast and furious franchise of musicals. ’
‘ playlists are a love language. ’
‘ gay culture is being just a little bit in love with all your friends. ’
‘ so damn ready for hoodies and cold nights. ’
‘ if you were emo once you’re emo for life, whether you wear the uniform anymore or not. ’
‘ i’m all panic and no disco. ’
‘ me talking to myself in the morning: okay bitch, get the fuck up. ’
‘ can i stop existence for a few hours? ’
‘ you ain’t at your lowest till you sit down in a standing shower. ’
‘ i’m super sexual but like also i’m super shy which don’t mix well. ’
‘ princess aurora is just so relatable… she’s known for simply… sleeping… inspirational tbh… ’
‘ destroy the idea that i can be stopped. that i can be defeated by mortal hands. ’
‘ on all levels except physical i am an emo middle schooler. ’
‘ whatever you do, do it with love. ’
‘ we’re all just ex-emo kids tryin to make it in this post-emo world. ’
‘ i just want to dance around in lacy lingerie and oversized shirts and makeout on someones lap. ’
‘ screenshots don’t scare me, i know what the fuck i said. ’
‘ i’m going to say something super controversial here: billionaires shouldn’t exist. ’
‘ i just had the absolute WORST realization: glee would have covered despacito. ’
‘ i wish to radiate moonlight and heavenly energy at all times. ’
‘ shout out to everyone who i still trying to heal from things they don’t talk about. ’
‘ it’s just me and my big thighs against the world. ’
‘ what happens to all your teen angst when you’re 20… like where does it go? ’
‘ shout out to my incoherent bitches!! shout out to all the babes out there who don’t make no fucking sense!! ’
‘ tiny hearts generate above my head when i think of you. ’
‘ tested positive for overthinking. ’
‘ queer eye is just like ‘damn bitch, you live like this?’ the show. ’
‘ i want the queer eye guys to come to my house and just burn all my shit then prescribe me adderall. ’
‘ i don’t even keep up with the memes anymore, i just accept them. when we’re sad we play despacito? okie dokie. ’
‘ am i annoying and a little ugly? yes. but will i let that get in the way of doing what i love and being happy?? also probably yes. ’
‘ someone waiting to do something because they want to experience it with you is a glowing kind of love. ’
‘ am i in love with someone? nah i got shit to do. ’
‘ never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. i’ll bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience. ’
‘ if you think i’m cute you legally have to tell me. ’
‘ look at you, living everyday without the person you thought you needed. ’
‘ i want a soft love that feels like when your standing in the sunlight and you don’t want to leave and that gives you the sensation of lazily melting into what’s around you as you take it all in ’
‘ my neck, my back, my anxiety attack. ’
‘ why get a boyfriend when you can get a pack of really nice pens. ’
‘ in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch. ’
‘ friendly reminder: the way they treat(ed) you is not a reflection of your worth. ’
‘ i wish i could be near you, my heart misses you. ’
‘ i’m not trying my hardest but i’m very tired which i think should be taken into consideration ’
Troubled Birds; a sentence meme ( part 1 )
That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense.
God can’t help you now.
I preen for Satan.
I’m a dirty bird.
I disembowel, it’s what I do.
I do not go to my happy place, I go to my high lonesome place.
Remembering bitty, lengthy disputes where she came out on top, each all too short.
A meat cleaver, he thought. “Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.”
He told me that I would never forget him, as long as the two of us would live. His eyes demanded an answer. I had overcome my desire to laugh.
The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.
I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip.
My modus operandi is dial up the awesome and break the knob off.
You’re a whore and that makes me sad.
Fuck your windshield!
I puke in my kids’ mouth.
I had on my prettiest dress and he never even look at it. “For God’s sake!” That’s all I could think of to say.
Foie gras this, motherfucker!
A profound thinker, but I cannot stick my mental landings.
I hope you’ll excuse my cheap wit, but the hour is late and it’s all I have left.
I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time.
Who do I have to blow for some seed?
He proclaimed his undying fidelity and asked me to do the same. I had to overcome my desire to laugh.
Finally he gathered himself together and spoke. “What the hell?”
She was lovely and charming, almost a saint. She told me she enjoyed laughter and dancing, opera, jazz and getting very, very, very high
Perhaps you can do something about the evil spirit in my head.
Looking for trouble and if I cannot find it, I will create it.
They might have passed a very pleasant evening, had shit not gotten real.
Snacking between meals is the least, but tastiest, of my problems.
I’ve been through hell and come out singing.
Your love has made me a drunk.
I’m addicted to shiny things.
I love you despite the warning signs.
me @ my little brother just now: hi, i’m kara, i’m the android NOT sent by cyberlife.
All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989) sentence starters.
(Possible triggers, death, murder mentions)
“ will I ever see you again?”
“ You know goodbyes aren’t forever.”
“ Then goodbye, (name) I love you.”
“ Yep… I love you too.”
“ will you help me find a mom and dad?”
“ Kid, I’ll help you find the lost city of Atlantis! Just please, please go to sleep!”
“ MORONS! I’m surrounded by MORONS!”
“ She’s burning up a fever, (name). She could have pneumonia!”
“ Doctor? I don’t know any doctors… I’ll find one!”
“ Honey, you know it!”
“ That’s nice. That’s nice.”
“ do you like your waffles?”
“ But where do you stay?”
“ Hey guys, waddua ya know, waddua ya say?”
“ Yeah, waddua ya say, waddua ya know?”
“ Welcome to being dead.”
“ I can’t believe it, I’ve been murdered!”
“ I’m having trouble finding any goodness or loyalty here, but let me see”
“ He killed me!”
“ I beg your pardon?”
“ There’s a mistake been made here!”
“ I don’t wanna die”
“ You got the wrong guy”
“ I was double crossed by a dirty rat”
“ actually this rat was a dog”
“ his car ran me down”
“ I just blew out of jail”
“ I just got back to town”
“ Hey! This is hard to explain”
“ May I speak to your Superior?”
“ Welcome to doing whatever you wish”
“ Laughing and singing all day.”
“ Hey! Listen! My time’s not up yet!”
“ Oh but it is, there’s no mistake about that”
“ we know everything”
“ we know everything.”
“ Come on, (name) You can do it, it’s your birthday!”
“ I don’t care if it’s his… his bar mitzvah.”
“ No, boss, you’re crazy! It’s not business anymore, it’s personal!”
“ YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND!”
“ With her, it’s just business - it’s always been business!”
“ I’m USING the girl!”
“ when we’re done with her, we’ll dump her in an orphanage!”
“ Is that okay with you!”
“ Sure, boss, anything you say.”
“ You’re not my friend.”
“ If you do that to me one more time, you are glue!”
“ what happened to you?”
“ You want to know what happened to me? I’ll tell you what happened to me. (name) happened to me”
“ Well, look what else happened while you were sidetracked.”
“ These are some of the poorest people I know. They’re more broke than the Ten Commandments.”
“ What a selfish, hopeless, callous heel of a cad I’ve been. Blind to the needs of society’s lowly unloved.”
“ Ain’t you supposed to be on death row?”
“ No. I AIN’T supposed to be on death row.”
“ Why don’t you tell somebody you’re gonna do that?”
“ You know, it’s not worth it being with you. It’s not.”
“ Your hands are cold, too.”
“ No! Don’t think! From now on, I’ll do the thinking!”
“ I can’t help it, I always itch when I’m nervous.”
“ Please, I’ve got a bad back! Ah, don’t touch!”
slowly. very very slowly. i’m becoming kara.
kara’s path ☆ outfit
i have no idea if someone’s made one of these yet but i have now
so. i got my hair cut like kara’s today. getting it colored on friday. cool? cool.
Heaven if you sent us down So we could build a playground For the sinners to play as saints You’d be so proud of what we’ve made
blog round up !
@thickcrskiin - self-based oc ( active )
@staarryniights - multimuse w/ mostly ocs & some canons ( active )
@deviantmothered - ax400 kara of d.bh ( semi-active - YOU ARE HERE )
@astralsapling - dipper of GF ( semi-active )
@nymphveiled - oc multimuse ( low activity )
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random things my professors have said (starters)
Just a bunch of random quotes from my professors during my first semester of college. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !
“The heart is a dramatic organ. The bowels are also pretty dramatic.”
“I don’t remember why I put that picture of a water slide there.”
“By that time, you’ll have figured out my brain. I haven’t yet.”
“Woah, you have big shoes.”
“Zero is hero.”
“Make sure you don’t take my picture. I’m copyrighted.”
“We don’t really know what it’s like to be a rat or a pigeon.”
“Hello. Welcome to the planet.”
“I set you up.”
“You wouldn’t be able to tell if your toe fell off in the middle of the night.”
“I know you are a millionaire. I don’t want to talk to you.”
“You don’t have a clue.”
“I’ve taught you to see the fun in pain.”
“Get rid of the dog mask.”
“I actually think nasty things when I smile.”
“I know you don’t want to see me. I don’t want to see you too.”
“I’m just making stuff up.”
“The other day, someone called me nurturing. I was like, ‘you’re ruining my reputation’!”
“I said the exam is NEXT Thursday. Don’t scare people.”
“I wasn’t drunk, but I was acting like it.”
“Are you glaring at me?”
“I profoundly believe that humans are absurd creatures.”
“It’s my job to embarrass you.”
“When I was young–I’m still young, right?”
“Uh oh. [grunt] I’m okay.”
“If you solve this, I’ll buy you lunch.”
“I’m going to tell you a story about farts.”
“I know a lot about corn.”
“Wow, you are super. *high fives*”
“I didn’t do that!”
“I saw you walking past the library, and you looked as though you were lost in thought.”
“I’m glad to see that you’ve decided to stay.”
“In the game, you can die many times. In life, you can die one time.”
“This is just dessert. There’s a banquet coming.”
“What do you call it? A ‘snake’, right?”
“Don’t yell at me.”
“Impossible means ‘I am possible’.”
“You’re completely aroused.”
“There’s a stop sign. You have to stop.”
“I like sleep.”
“No one likes to feel pain. Actually–never mind, I don’t want to ask.”
“Do I sound cynical? I’m trying to be nice.”
“Dude, you wanna compete with Jimmy Hendrix? Fuck you.”
“I don’t want to talk to most people. It’s not a gender thing, please just go away.”
“We’re making tortillas now.”
“I’m not very nice.”
“Be careful, somebody might beat you up.”
“I can say nice things, but if you remind me, I’ll deny it.”
“The world’s fucked.”
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