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Tits Out for Bahamut

[tryingtoart03]

ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀᴠᴇʜᴇᴡɴ's ᴡᴀᴋᴇ

Otherwise titled “I’m drawing the latest iteration of my DND group’s characters in a lineup”

Characters from left to right

And the righteous shall watch as the wicked’s hollow bones dry in the heat of the red sun - Aasimar, Oath of the Red Knight Paladin

Dante Hawkes - Vampire, College of Creation Bard / Celestial Burden Anchor

Aoife Pendeghast - Satyr, Path of Wild Magic Barbarian

Lorcan Pendeghast - Satyr, Wild Magic Sorcerer

Ciramë Muram - Air Genasi, Tradition of the Hedge Mage Occultist

Konrad Knolan - Human, Order of Scribes Wizard

Brigid G. - Duergar, Potionsmith Inventor

[nevver]

Last light, Mary Mattingly

[fuckyoubaker]

MONDAY.

SPITE AS FUEL.

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand

[iwilleatyourenglish]

a great tragedy of this world is that many things that are bad for you also look very sexy. smoking. riding a motorcycle. that crazy shit they did to saint sebastian

[tspofsuga]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

TIP: you can unlock more information about your parents' backstories based on the extremely specific scenarios they are concerned you'll end up in

[jame7t]

like why are mobile games allowed to lie about what they are in ads. wasn’t that illegal at one point

[sanitymakesposts]

nothing is illegal in the CYBER WORLD

[jame7t]

let me out of the fucking CYBER WORLD

[pokeballvictimized]

[cheerlessnes-s]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[ruffboi-mags]

they crave it.

[trigona-necrophaga]

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

[astronomical-bagel]

Third base is when your blood is on my hands

[astronomical-bagel]

Forth base is dying in front of you

[astronomical-bagel]

fifth base is coming back from the dead to die in front of you yet again

[astronomical-bagel]

Sixth base is seeing my shadow in your reflection as a representation how we parallel one another and how you are unable to move on from me despite the harm we caused one another. I may be gone but the memory of me will never die as I haunt you for the rest of your life.

[prokopetz]

The Dungeons & Dragons paladin is objectively the funniest class because at first glance it seems like an artefact of an earlier age of the fantasy genre for which contemporary inspirations are thin on the ground, but then you dig into its thematic core and realise there are contemporary popular media characters who almost perfectly fit the mould, but like 80% of them are deeply unwell teenage lesbians.

[prokopetz]

Like, oh, you're running Oath of Devotion? So is this like an Adora Princessesofpower thing, or are you shooting more for Gideon Nav?

[rowanclair]

In an ancient forest, shallow pools reflect not the trees above, but a luminous city of elsewhere.

[dndmultiverse]

Talking about your campaign feels like being part of a fandom with only 5 people