#i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is fuckinâ Thor
Look how badass he is while holding that baby
 #I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when sheâs crying in the middle of the night #WHAT IS WRONG DAUGHTER OF MINE#DO YOU REQUIRE NOURISHMENT#WHY DOTH YOU TORMENT ME SO PRECIOUS ONEÂ
But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?
TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?
I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.
WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER
and watch when the time comes, heâll just be like âHey, mate, treat her good okay? Bring her back before eleven please. Drive safely.â
I THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY MORE ABOUT HER GODFATHER, TOM LOKI HIDDLESTON TBH.
#ohohohohohohohrhioehehehheheh i followed you in my car to make sure you paid for her dinner hehehehehehehehe #iâll literally come into your house and kill you if you break her heart #hehehehehehee
What the hell.
This is the greatest post in the universe.
jesus christ itâs updated
Rebloggin for the comments.
JFC Tumblr, I canât take you anywhere.
this shit just keeps getting better!!!
Dear lord this girl is going to have the hardest time getting a boyfriend. The poor thing is going to come home, stomp up to her room, try to slam the door, but itâll be impossible because Chris Hemsworth will effortlessly stop the door with his huge Norse God arm.
And sheâll be like âDAD! YOU SCARED HIM AWAY!â
âI DID NO SUCH THING, MY DEAREST DAUGHTER. I ONLY SPOKE TO HIM THE TRUEST TRUTH OF THE NINE REALMS.â
âHE HAD AN ILL LOOK ABOUT HIM, I LIKED IT NOT. YOU ARE DESERVING OF THE HIGHEST OF QUALITY IN MEN, NOT THE LIKES OF HIM. YOU HAVE A DUTY AS PRINCESS OF ASGARD TO MARRY WELL AND SERVE THE KINGDOM, AND I ALSO WISH THAT YOU MAY HAVE A HUSBAND WHO WILL TREAT YOU AS THE QUEEN YOU ARE.â
âDad⊠Iâm not a queen! Stop it!â
And then Tom Loki Hiddleston, her godfather, walks in and sheâs like: âAnd YOU! YOU SCARED HIM, TOO!â
âOh, I did? My mistake. I overestimated the bravery of the young man, I fear.â
âWELL DONE, BROTHER.â
âDad! Uncle Tom! SHUT UP! YOUâRE NOT EVEN REAL BROTHERS!â
âI fear your daughter is saying hurtful things in her anger, she means them not, I think. Worry not, Thor, I had trouble with my children more than onceâŠâ
âUNCLE TOM YOU DONâT HAVE ANY KIDS!â
âBROTHER PERHAPS WE SHOULD LEAVE HER TO HER ANGER.â
âNo, wait! You guys have to stop doing this, Iâm never going to get a boyfriend if you keep doing this!â
âOh, alright. We shall never again berate or intimidate the young men whom you present to us. I promise.â
âUNCLE TOM STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.â
âDarling girl, my name is Loki, God of Mischief, Silvertongue, Lord of Lies. I know not of this Tom you speak of.â
âYES, MY DEAR. YOUR YOUNG MEN SHALL BE SAFE FROM ANY SO-CALLED WRONGDOING OF OURS.â
âWHAT IS IT, DAUGHTER?â
âNever mind. Thanks, good night.â
#And then the next day Tom and Chris are in full costume#helmets and all#with their scepters and their capes#And she brings in this young guy#and they open the door#And thereâs her father and her godfather#Tom smiling his ovary-bursting smile#you know the evil one thatâs also strangely sexy#And Chris has his hammer at the ready#and they greet him#calling him a suitor for the hand of the princess of Asgard#talking about how heâll need to complete nine Trials to prove himself worthy to have her as his queen
but this just keeps getting better and better
EACH TIME I SEE THIS THERE ARE MORE WONDERFUL COMMENTS
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