[lanotteviene]

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

[lanotteviene]

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

[threeture]

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

[anchovy]

Everyone got that one friend that was a failed vessel for something greater 🤣🤣🤣

[prokopetz]

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

[koiagain]

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

[devilsfeathers]

just been scrolling for like 15min on the for you tab without realizing it wasnt my dash

[hapalopus]

Sometimes when I'm sad I look up pregnant guinea pigs

And then if I'm still sad I look up baby guinea pigs

And if THAT somehow didn't work, I look up baldwin pigs who are in the middle of molting their baby fur

[savethelifeofmychild]

just stressed myself out until i died

[lady-breathe]

I love dinosaurs because I too feel like a mysterious prehistoric being that is more conceptual than real in people’s minds that just might disappear one day and can never be truly understood

[woodrider]

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

[aesungaia]

[the-future-is-chrome]

repeat after me. humans are not inherently evil humans are not like a virus on this earth humans do not “deserve” to go extinct or anything like that. we are living breathing animals that deserve space just like every other creature on this planet. there’s just a tiny amount of us that have a fuck ton of money and power and they really suck

[papayajuan2019]

when i grow up i want to be myself

[loveridden1999]

in a way i am my own dead wife

[enyafans4communism]

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

[statistical-distr-of-polls]

FMK - In order

The wound, the past, the ghost

The past, the ghost, the wound

The ghost, the wound, the past

The wound, the ghost, the past

The past, the wound, the ghost

The ghost, the past, the wound

Variation I forgor/bald/vanilla extract/results

Voting ended onMay 17

[astraltrickster]

[wikicamp2]

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

and another one to hurt me specifically

are you from the US

yes

no

Voting ended onSep 14, 2025

non-US folks please i know they'll win but we can't let them win THAT much

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

we tried our best......

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

okay lets try this again

are you from the USA

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 11

[inkskinned]

executive dysfunction is legitimately physically uncomfortable. i’ll be trapped between two things, weirdly caught on how-much-time-it-might-take-me. i take hours worried im going to take hours doing things. i’ll sit on the floor for the entire day, caught up in the middle of not-doing the chores i actually do want to be doing.

& the amount of mental energy that goes into it. & the legitimate amount of anger and discomfort and self-hate. is not “being lazy”.  it’d be a lot less work if i didn’t have to fight myself to just get up and do it. 

i just need you to understand it’s not effortless. it’s never effortless. it’s not “okay let me just get up and finally start doing this.” it’s more like. i am slamming my foot on the pedal but the car is in neutral and nothing is moving. it’s more like shouting instructions into a dying telephone. it’s more like being trapped in a small electric box, and someone who hates me is administering shocks. 

im trying. im trying. please help me get up.