Seize the Day...

...because tomorrow you might be dead. ♥ irene.fandom.life.idklol.

[samijey]

SAMI USO THE MAN (AND HUSBAND) THAT YOU ARE!!

[sashayed]

me, bursting through your bedroom wall in a shower of dust: bUT that hug before they go onstage is what we’ve always wanted from One Direction, and that’s what makes them unsustainable as a phenomenon. What we always wanted from them was what they did not give to us intentionally

you: wh

me, briskly removing my shoes and shaking fragments of rubble out of them: One Direction is perhaps the first band to exist entirely within the Panopticon, from the very beginning, and yet even that was not enough for us. Can you imagine how difficult it would become to hold onto a “self” when what people want most from you are the moments of your life that specifically are NOT FOR THEM? It wasn’t just what they DID, we wanted to know what they FELT, constantly. We demanded to know but we did not want to be TOLD. The knowledge could only be “authentic” if it was not meant for us

you: why are you in my house

me, climbing into your bed and pulling your blankets up to my chin: The endless “documentaries,” the social media – we had an unprecedented, and unprecedentedly intimate, degree of access to these people, and still what we valued most were secrets and accidents. What we wanted was their interiority, and when we could not have that we invented it. Wouldn’t you resent having to constantly be GRATEFUL for that grasping, rapacious love? I would

you: are you crying?

me: We wanted to love them by devouring them, and now we have nothing to eat but our own hearts. can you bring me a hot water bottle

[danhumphrey]

thinking about the liam payne snakes tweet and laughing out loud alone in my room

[danhumphrey]

[inpayne]

Manchester, June 1

[screechingheartkid-deactivated2]

#this sequence of events cured my depression, cleared my skin, watered my crops, taught my non-existent kids four new languages and retired my parents into a mansion

[dimir-charmer]

Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '

[thebestoftumbling]

[14kgold]

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????

[brassmanticore]

His name is Mehdat Mamdouh, he’s a 22-year-old hip hop and dubstep recorder player from Cairo.  He’s been teaching himself this style since he was 14.  This article links to his social media sites.  He’s on Facebook and YouTube and Soundcloud.

[of-another-broken-heart]

I think I missed his name and info last reblog

[mirandaadria]

Fuck yes. That’s some talent!

[geekandmisandry]

Reblogging this again for his name and info.

[frogsfloattoo]

Like, this is epic and all, BUT LOOK AT HIS SMILE AT THE END OMG I AM IN LOVE

[madame-serpentine]

Look how amazing!!!

[lvlnarrative]

This is what happens if you don’t give up the recorder after learning how to play “Three Blind Mice” badly.

[supersexybisexual]

My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

[iamnmbr3]

Characters with enough intellect and common sense to clearly and easily grasp that something is a Bad Idea, but with enough chaotic dumbass energy to decide they gotta just go ahead with it anyway are on point.

[non-bender-world]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[cosmic-noir]

Help me, Madame Zeroni pls

[06-19-96]

Waiting for a miracle to happen to me.

[sugarbhae-deactivated20200301]

My sister is getting married today👰🏾, I can’t risk it😱😱

[vermillionreasons]

Reblog if you’re part of the ‘I read a lot of fan fiction and now I have a bizarrely accurate judgement of how long it takes me to read a particular number of words’ squad

[lierdumoa]

People: This book is 500 pages long.

Me: I have no idea what that means. What’s the wordcount?

[larchcoin]

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

[tariqah]

[3yearsofwinter]

I hate how tumblr doesn’t have dates like you never know when something’s been posted. was it posted yesterday? last week? when George Bush was in office? during the war of 1812? the Precambrian era? idk man

[bts-and-army-fanblog]

Jungkook twerking on the moon edit

[bts-and-army-fanblog]

[randomsplashes]

lmao can’t get over this now