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catchymemes

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

bigmouthlass

Now for my next magical trick . . .

Good form but a little shaky on the landing.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I meant that, I meant that, that's exactly how I wanted that to look.

Fuckin meow.

That's going on my highlight reel.

My patron saint is Buster Keaton.

the-haiku-bot

I meant that, I meant

that, that’s exactly how I

wanted that to look.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

dreamsy990

i saw someone say nobody needs to know what a .txt file is anymore. what the fuck is the world coming to

dreamsy990

unironically i think we need to bring back computer labs because APPARENTLY some people WERENT taught basic computer literacy and internet safety in school

dreamsy990

things about computers/the internet i think kids should be formally taught in schools because theyre important to know and the amount of soon to be grown adults i know who know NOTHING about any of these is quite frankly almost all of them (and resources to learn if you dont know these things, because its never to late to get better with computers)

how to troubleshoot by yourself when you have a technical problem

what common file types are

some very basics on how to use ""developer tools"" on your computer (because i cant think of a better way to refer to them) like task manager and command prompt (and their mac equivalents, terminal and activity monitor ofc)

how to read and understand a privacy policy and what your personal data is, as well as what it being collected actually means and steps you can take to keep it private

how to understand terms of service (hey. if you have trouble with reading legalese and worry about being able to understand these policies anyways, here's a site that gives basic summaries of privacy policies and ToS)

what a cookie actually is

internet privacy and your digital footprint!! seriously i dont know why we stopped teaching people that they shouldnt be putting their entire real identity online in a world where your online actions can ruin you irl

basic safety measures like antivirus software (and why you should use it or if the built in one on windows or mac is enough for you) and backing up your computer (also a mac guide)

common keyboard shortcuts (and on mac)

as an additional note: things i think everyone should know on computers and the internet but schools may bit hesitant to teach about for whatever moral/legal standards schools pretend to operate on

vpns and adblockers! (btw for most of these where you can pay for things im purposefully not recommending any specific software but seriously just use ublock origin for an adblocker)

how to not get a virus while pirating something

what a temporary email is and when to use one

red flags that you shouldn't trust a website (and how to quickly check the security of a site)

what javascript on a website does and how to disable it to get around paywalls

dreamsy990

ok one last addition! if you want to take it one level higher, i think learning the very basics of at least one programming language is good for people. it makes computers less scary and it makes you feel very cool, and a lot of people get discouraged about it because it seems overly complicated and hard to learn outside a formal classroom setting, so heres some resources for learning the very basics of python (because i consider it the easiest language to learn and knowing one language will make it easier to learn others)

an online compiler so you dont need to download anything or worry about running code directly on your computer if that makes you nervous

a basic video guide to introduce you to python and walk you through beginner steps

a guide to some syntax and commands you should know (this was literally my lifeline in my first CS class)

some performance tasks to give you things to code to practice and assess yourself

scam-alerts

Sharing this here as many of these are insanely useful. :)

nicomrade

witchofanguish

mahead-ithurt

Always remember that the EU did a study in 2013 about the effects of piracy on media publishers and found that there is no correlation between piracy and sales! (And then they tried to hide that study bc that's not the result they wanted)

So piracy is at worst not even a problem, and at best it's free advertisement.

Source: (the link to the actual study is in the article)

In 2013, the European Commission ordered a €360,000 ($430,000) study on how piracy affects sales of music, books, movies and games in the EU

nick-nellson

PARKS AND RECREATION 4.11 The Comeback Kid

andremichaux

PARKS AND RECREATION | 4.21

1stthingsfirst

Remember when Sand and Top kissed and Sand and Nick kissed and Nick and Atom kissed and Nick and Daddy Dan kissed and Ray and Mew kissed and Mew and Boeing kissed and Boston and Boeing kissed and Boston and Atom kissed and Boeing and Sand and Ray kissed and Mew seduced Gap and Boston rode Top in the backseat of a car and Nick jerked off to illicit Boston selfies while Boston and Gap fucked across town?

I miss those days.

phantomrose96

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

loki-zen

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

nerdycosplayaddict

my-rose-tinted-glasses

Tag game: Unforgettable kisses

Game started by @mewsthumbring (here). I was tagged by @embersinthefirelight (here) and by @miss0atae (here). Thank you my dearies.💜

Prompt: List your all-time favourite QL kisses

Well this is hard cause as soon as I read the prompt I had a bunch of kisses going through my brain. So let's see what I decided to pick for today's game.

The Time of Fever The one with the heater

I couldn't exactly leave this one out. It's a list of kisses and it's me, so it's a no-brainer. The day I don't mention this kiss on a list like this, assume I've been replaced or something is very wrong.

Manner of Death The one with the cactus

No one was doing it like them. That's all.

Never Let Me Go The second first one

Fantastic scene and kiss. Their body language, Palm asks for permission and then he goes slowly and as soon as their lips touch he completely surrenders to it but he doesn't embrace Nueng, doesn't even touch him, cause Nueng sets the boundaries here so he's never the one to cross them first. They kiss but Palm doesn't dare move the rest of his body. Also the bgm is perfection here.

I Feel You Linger in the Air The one in the rain

It's not just the kiss itself, although that was glorious, but it's the moment right before. When it starts to rain and they look at each other and a whole conversation is had in all the looks they exchange. Incredible scene in an episode that overall is just outstanding.

The Eighth Sense The one with the trauma.

"Why did you kiss me? To get rid of your trauma." "Why did you kiss me? To give you trauma.". No notes.

HIStory2: Crossing the Line The one where the line was crossed

The visuals of it all... I always love a physical barrier that represents an emotional one and this was perfection.

Ghost Host Ghost House The one with the shorts

This whole scene is glorious. The tension throughout is absolutely insane. The build up, the little back and forth, the flirting, the chemistry, the softness and the camera work. Just phenomenal work by everyone involved.

Kiseki: Dear To Me The one with a bite

Its the way Ai Di falters for a second. He wants to kiss him, but not like this. Louis does an incredible job in this scene btw. You can see it all going through his mind in that split second until he snaps. Beautiful and painful.

My Stand-In The one where he gave in

They always kiss pretty to be fair. But apparently I really love when I can read a whole internal struggle in a kiss. Oh my dear Joe, it was a valiant effort but the flesh is weak. We don't judge.

Dear Doctor I'm Coming for Soul The one with the reaper

First of all Nut and Karn are always great kissers and pretty much all the kisses from this show could be here. But this was the first so. And everything that happens right after is incredible. If you know, you know.

Honourable mentions: (because I could do this all day but I shouldn't) Jack & Joker - The one with truth or dare Love for Love's Sake - The one with the sparks Cherry Magic - The one with the view Old Fashion Cupcake - You know the one And so many more......

I decided to limit myself to 10 but you do you. Tagging some moots but as always no pressure @dramalove247 @thisonelikesaliens @incandescentflower @abstractelysium @nabi-unveiled @troubled-mind @watchthisqqq @lazzarella @befuddledcinnamonroll @itsallaboutbl @nonglukest @porridgefeast @fadedsaturated @sorry-bonebag @bl-recs-and-reviews @emotionallychargedtowel @mikuni14 and I also invite all the gifmakers that are tagged via their gifs in this post to play. And if you see this and want to play consider yourself tagged here ➡️@ 💜 (Also gonna say this again if you don't want to be tagged let me know and if you do please tell me and I will tag you in the future)