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Hey!

I’m going on a cross country bicycle trip! I leave in two days, starting along the Atlantic in Virginia and ending in the Pacific in Oregon. If people wanted to keep up, I’ve got a cheap Wordpress site I’m using to catalogue the whole adventure!

deveride.wordpress.com

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Update: I finished! You can read the whole 4000 mile journey at the site!

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pokemon is about siccing your dog on a creature that is intrinsically, biologically, a baby mime

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pokemon is about an act your dog can perform on someone else’s dog, which sports announcers and scientists alike are calling “gunk shot”

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acrylic, canvas 40*50 cm «Lighthouse of the Northern Sunset» 2025

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@broke-bruce-wayne

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adulthood notes:

The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.

The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.

The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.

The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.

The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.

The Cool Binder Rule: by wearing clothes and accessories that are to your taste instead of trying to blend in, people will be more likely to compliment you and show interest in you as a person.

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americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french