“Happy international Women’s Day! Remember, respect women or DIE.”
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@dhawthxrne
“Happy international Women’s Day! Remember, respect women or DIE.”
psyncintheabis:
“Ah, I bet you say that to all the guys. I’m Kaname Date, it’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Dahlia…a flower name, huh? Quite fitting for someone as beautiful as you. How about I buy you a coffee?”
{🌸} “It’s a pleasure to meet you, Mister Date! Tehee~” She giggles cutely at him. “Aww, thank you. You flatter me. A coffee would be nice, thanks.”
devianstability:
❝ oh, hello, ❞ connor begins, standing as she appears in the doorway. he only assumed he would have roommates, there were plenty of rooms here, although the top two appeared to be empty. he straightens his ties briefly. he decides against extending his hand. she appeared to be human—some humans didn’t like touching androids.
the machine whirred past her. ❝ my name is connor. nice to meet you. ❞ his led spins a pensive yellow as he files away her name.
❝ for your information as a roommate, it’s best you know that i have no need to use the restroom, sleep, or eat. sometimes i can go into a rest mode but it’s unnecessary. i’ll try to keep quiet if i’m active while you’re sleeping. ❞
That was a weird guy. Dahlia blinks for a couple minutes before realizing what he just said. Wait, he didn’t used the restroom, sleep or eat? She remembered about the undead guy she met in the halloween party. What was it with undead men looking cute now? Weren’t they supposed to look more... well, dead?
{🌸} “Huh... Nice to meet, you Connor.” She replied politely, despite her confusion.
{🌸} “You can’t sleep, eat or use the restroom? Are you an undead? I’ve met one once.” That was a weird question she would never expect she would ask someday.
wrightsideofthelaw:
“Maybe not, but that terrible flirting could still be considered a crime.”
{🌸} “As if you were much better! Honestly, I’m surprised my sister even fell for a moron like you. Or I guess, I’m not surprised at all. You two morons were perfect for each other. I’m glad you didn’t stay together because I wouldn’t want the stupid DNA being passed on for another generation.”
wrightsideofthelaw:
“Looking back on how you flirted with me all those years ago, it should be.”
{🌸} “I’m not hiding evidence this time, Feenie.”
wrightsideofthelaw:
“…why do I get the feeling Dahlia’s causing trouble somewhere?”
{🌸} “So now flirting is a crime? Tsk.”
psyncintheabis:
“Sorry, I just can’t help it. When I see a woman as lovely as you, something just comes over me. May I ask your name?”
{🌸} “Aww, thank you! You’re very handsome yourself, Mister. I’m Dahlia Hawthorne. It’s a pleasure to meet you!”
🌸 Permanent Starter/Relationship Call 🌸
Ok, so here goes a relationship call for Dahlia! By liking this post, you’re giving me permission to send you random asks, jump into your IMs to discuss potential plots and relationships, send you memes and random stuff like that! You can also reply with a number with the kind of relationship you’d like to discuss.
If there’s anything else you want to discuss, always feel free to message me!
🌸 1. Enemies 🌸
Dahlia is an antagonistic character after all. It’s super easy to get on her bad side. Just be a hero-type with a strong moral code and she’ll instantly hate you. Try to get in the way of her plans and/or betray her and you’ll oficially be on her blacklist.
🌸 2. Allies/Partners in Crime 🌸
Your muse is a villain too? Or at least a shaded character with gray morals? You can become Dahlia’s ally/partner in crime! She’s not opposed to the idea of having an ally, as long she trusts the person enough for that. She has been all by herself for her whole life and her supposed “partners in crime” ended up betraying her (her sisters Valerie and Iris), so it will take some time for her to build up this trust, but if you can prove yourself a worthy partner, she’ll gladly accept you in helping her with her evil deeds!
🌸 3. Friends 🌸
Is it possible for Dahlia to have friends? Yes, it is! But you’ll have to go through the stage of Allies/Partners in Crime first for her to AT LEAST start considering you worthy of her friendship. With that being said, she’ll only get along with villain muses or characters with gray morals. It has to be someone that understands her way of thinking and can sympathize with her views, as well as it has to be someone she can admire, respect and trust. Getting to this stage will be hard, but it’s not impossible. Be Dahlia’s friend and you won’t have to worry about her secretely planning to poison you!
🌸 4. Mentor/Apprentice 🌸
This is for muses who are younger than her. Dahlia’s morals are as twisted as to teach a child about murder. If you want a bad influence, Dahlia might be the right choice. She feels sympathy for children who have a troubled family life, just like she had and will not hesitate to teach them how to get revenge on people who’ve wronged them and how to take care of themselves (in her own twisted ways of course).
🌸 5. Victim/Manipulated 🌸
Dahlia will use people to achieve her own personal goals. She is very manipulative and will fake her emotions so get close to someone until she can get what she wants from them. So if you don’t mind your muse being used by her or end up becoming one of her victims…
Feel free to IM me if you have any other ideas in mind!
lowkeylying:
“Thank you!”
“It simply appeared on my head when a friend of mine used his reality-altering magic to age me up in an attempt to enhance my powers. It’s one of a kind.”
By now, Dahlia was used to the magic in this place, she had already met aliens so nothing surprised her anymore.
{🌸} “Oh, must be a very special item indeed. I wish I had an special item like this, but the world I come from has no magic.” If one could count Spirit Mediums and all the spiritual stuff as magic. Dahlia particularly didn’t care for any of it.
devianstability:
❝ you live here, ❞ the android chirped. tucked away in the corner of the sitting room was a circular robot, resting on a charging dock. connor leaned over it with pride, smoothing his tie down his chest as he stood. he pressed a small button on the top and it beeped, whirring as it backed up and started on it’s way. connor scanned it to mark out it’s path, trailing it around the tv and couch, detecting the stairs and making a detour, and sliding into connor’s bedroom. could be more efficient, but he couldn’t fault the little thing. it was relatively cheap–connor himself was worth at least six figures. the little robot started vacuuming, sucking up the tiniest of particles of dirt that no one would bother to inspect but him.
connor moves to sit on the couch and he approvingly taps the little robot. he’s placed a label on top of it to mark it’s name. logically, it’s just a robot. designed to accomplish a task. but so is he. he lets himself smile at it anyway, feigning a pet across the plastic as it zoomed past him.
❝ good boy, sumo. ❞
@dhawthxrne
Dahlia heard that someone had recently moved to her new apartment, so of course she would be interested in knowing who they were. Always playing the nice, innocent girl nobody would be suspicious of. She wasn’t looking for friends in this place. Allies, maybe, but since Lord Freeza disappeared, she would have to find new people like her to help her in her schemes. Maybe her new roommate could be useful to her! She just had to know them better.
She climbed the stairs and was about to greet her new roommate when she witnessed the android man petting a roomba and treating it like a dog.
{🌸} “......”
That’s my new roommate???
She is speechless for a few moments, frowning at the scene. Great, her new roommate was an idiot, or at least that’s her first impression and she doubt it would change any time soon. But, nevertheless, she would play nice, as usual.
{🌸} “Oh, hello! I heard I got a new roommate, so I came here to meet you! I’m Dahlia Hawthorne, I’m in the bedroom bellow yours. It’s nice to meet you, sir.”
losingmyjustice:
“—Same here.”
“There’s not a lot one can do while stuck in this hell, but at least there’s that. It does distract you from reality for a bit.” Jeeez, Clive. Way to bring the mood down.
“Do you have a favourite book, by any chance?”
Oh, this young man seemed to have been having a terrible day. Dahlia particularly didn’t care, but she would carry this conversation normally.
{🌸} “Oh, of course! I especially like this one.” She picked up a title from the murder mystery section. “It’s not Agatha Christie, but it fits her style.”
Continuar lendo
The two gunshots sounds doesn’t pass unnoticed by her.
{🌸} “Te~hee, seems like something terrible happened somewhere... I wonder what?”
🌸 Starter call // @wrightsideofthelaw 🌸
{🌸} “So we met again... Feenie.”
🌸 Starter call // @psyncintheabis 🌸
{🌸} “Te~hee, the way you’re staring at me is making me blush, Mister!”
🌸 Starter call // @lowkeylying 🌸
{🌸} “Mister! You golden tiara is really beautiful! Where did you buy it?”
🌸 Starter call // @losingmyjustice 🌸
{🌸} “I really like coming here to Spirale University’s library, it has a lot of interesting books to choose from. I love the murder mystery ones.”