crash landing through life

since 1998

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Illustrations by Kelsey Smith  //  Etsy  

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cause of death: tried to organize an activity with more than 2 friends at once past the age of 25

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cause of death: tried to organize an activity with more than 2 friends at once past the age of 25

[4x01]

just painted an onion on a cutting board and i think it’s the peak of my artistic career

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look at her…

[4x01]

she gets stronger!

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the full painting is finally complete!

[teaboot]

This is giving me emotions that I myself do not fully understand

[theblogformerlyknownasgreychan]

Maybe you're just tearing up because someone has been cutting onions

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[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

"Because I do it with a small boat, I am called a pirate and a thief. You, with a whole navy, molest the world and are called an emperor."

-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great

"What even is a war? Like isn't it illegal to kill people?"

-This girl

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

They are both right

[teethwreath]

god this tickles me

(OP's tiktok here)

[bannock-and-biopolitics-deactiv]

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

[curlicuecal]

oh shit my laundry

[mishafletcher]

reblog to save someone’s laundry

[atouchhereandthere]

tidy wires are less of a fire hazard =)

[sepulchritude]

Peer reviewed tag from @queerkhazad

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[upside-down-atlas]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT YOU GUYS

[incidentalcomics]

How to Finish

I drew this poster for Jon Acuff and his FINISH book tour. Big thanks to Jon for this collaboration, his book has some great ideas about how to complete creative and life goals.

[dedalvs]

Love this, but reblogging it specifically for “Get rid of secret rules.” That’s one of the most amazing illustrations—and points—I’ve ever seen.

[apricot-studies]

so important especially for perfectionists who procrastinate and never finish, or even start because they set such high standards for themselves.

[catchymemes]

You turn off the light, cats light up the space

[catchymemes]

Water biscuits

[mutinoussoul]

[candyisland1]

Morning after 😂😂😂

[leonphelps69]

Dig this…..“Ice Cold”

[fr33urmin3]

We needed a mini series of this honestly

[kerahwaren]

LITERALLY the most Lynch thing i’ve seen

[pyropiano]

[gotinterest]

I am DYING to know what their parents are like that their kids all turned out like this

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cannot express enough that having siblings is what makes you like this in the first place. only children don't have another goblin living in the house that they're trying to impress by upping their own goblin antics

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

[wuntrum]

pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it

[thecraftybear]

Everything's gonna be fine and it's not negotiable.

[prideprejudce]

she weaponized her gag gift im crying

[thinkingaboutrylandgrace]

they Always take the pencil