Warning:Diamond Comet Headed Straight For Earth

Keep absolutely still, my shade is based on movement.

[surprisebitch]

when he says he’s just gonna dry hump you and stroke it on your butt cause he didn’t bring rubber but then you feel him shove it in you and he starts thrusting and you cant get him off because you love the feeling of raw dick so you’re like

[brbjellyfishing]

[funovels]

👸 Artist Creates Realistic Disney Princesses’👸

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[stars-bean]

Airplane! (1980) dir. Jim Abrahams, David Zucker & Jerry Zucker

[babyjezus]

[g0d-squad]

Bussy on DISPLAY !

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[mxnrique]

[meatmusk-deactivated20190908]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[bulkingstud]

[lesbianversememe]

what happens when two tops get together?

[toastbutteregg]

[loversdreamersandyou]

[realnuisancealligator]

This is what it feels like to be in training at a new job

[cuppaotter]

Isn’t this what you gays talk about?

[meanplastic]

[a-cosmic-raccoon-deactivated202]

Me cruising Grindr:

[hvmanfilth4]

[a-lazy-sailor]

😱

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Me: I hate boys!

Boy: hi

Me:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitesunlars]

i realize this is about turning 30 but my brain keeps saying it’s about the Dust Bowl happening again but in the 2030s

[wordsofdiana]

Me as a kid: Poison Ivy tried to kill those billionaires just because they wouldn't protect the environment. What an evil lady.

Me today: