Bullshit;

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Parte 1

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Incorrect Texts Jundylan en español (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)♡

Parte 2

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Nath, pretending to joke: So when are you going to go out with me?

Marc: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

[Later]

Alix: And you just ran away?!

Nath: I didn't expect him to flirt back!

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Xingqiu: I'm having an emotional breakdown.

Chongyun: Are you reading THAT book again?

Xingqiu: Maybe.

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Aiden: Did you know that there is a Japanese legend that says that your current face is the face of the person you loved the most in your previous life?

James: No way! So we have been exchanging our faces in every time of life?

Aiden: ...

Aiden: Absolutely you are ... A damn cheesy, I love you.

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Tom (As police): Excuse me sir, do you have any idea with what speed you drove into that?

Jake: Into what?

Tom: Into my heart.

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Dylan: Putting soup in a square plate... It's just not right. It should be a circle which is the shape of soup.

Ryan: Dylan it's 3 AM. For the love of everything that is holy, shut the fuck up.

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Chongyun: Don't be surprised when the moon calls your name, i tell her about you all time.

Xingqiu: When death takes my hand i will hold you with the other and promise to find you in every lifetime, if you must die i'll envy the earth that wraps your body.

Hu Tao: Omg shut the fuck up.

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Kaveh: It's not gay if i want to date with Alhaitham, but as roommates, right?

Tighnari: I'm not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay.

Cyno: I'm an expert. That's gay.

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Tom: Jake, did you eat all my donuts?

Jake, with his mouth full: ... No.

Tom: Jake why are you lying? I can see the sugar all around your mouth.

Jake:

Jake: It's cocaine.

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James: Aiden said we were having burgers.

Lake: ... If Aiden jumped off a cliff, would you?

James:

Lake: James!

James: Well- i mean- i-

James: It depends!

Lake: Don't jump off a cliff!

James: Well i wasn't planning on it!

Lake: But if Aiden jumped would you???

James:

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Kaveh: I have a confession to make. It's kind of a problem.

Alhaitham: Spill it.

Kaveh: I am in love with you.

Alhaitham: Then we share the same problem.

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Langa: Reki and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.

Reki: We what.

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Nathaniel: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Marc: You and Me!

Nathaniel, tearing up: Okay.

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Hobie: I don't need to go to bed, i'm not tired and i still got things to do.

Pavitr: But Hobie, i'll be so lonely without you! Come curl up in my arms so i can feel whole again.

Hobie: ... Are you triying to seduce me into healthy sleeping habits?

Pavitr: Is it working?

Hobie: You know it is.

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Chongyun: Hey, random question. What are your favorite flowers?

Xingqiu: Glaze lily, why?

Chongyun:

Xingqiu: Were you going to get me flowers?

Chongyun:

Xingqiu:

Chongyun: It's a possibility.

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Kaveh: I can't believe Cyno and Tighnari are so blind, they literally like eachother! It's right there at their faces— and i'm the only one seeing it.

Alhaitham, wearing an please date me Kaveh and been flirting at him for the past years but Kaveh couldn't catch: Totally tragic, senior.