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Ok I’m stanning Hayleigh

Selfiegate?

#bb19 #selfiegate

evilpolka

When Paul doesn’t take Cody or Jessica’s shit

Jessica looks like if Ariana Grande & Pensatucky from OITNB had a baby.

#caseclosed #bb19

davonne

enough said

queerfarmgremlin

i love how in FL cannibalism is for the most part only hinted at like ‘ohhh they have such ‘’’’’terrible table manners’’’’’’’’ if you know what i mean’ and the player character has to put in a good bit of effort to even interact with cannibals, much less eat human flesh.

and then in sunless sea its like ‘whoops im out of supplies better eat my crew haha’

arkhamarchitecture

listen i don’t know anything about Fallen London but you abbreviating it to FL made me think this was something happening in Florida and as someone who lives in Florida, i was prepared to believe it

GLUTEY GAINZ. Thanks, weightlifting!!!

#weightlosstransformation #transformationtuesday #weightlifting #fitblr #mumblr #momblr

uncannycookie

Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

his-quietus-make

I once took my kids to a local farm and we found a lil goat with its horns stuck in a fence, just sitting there kinda mournfully on the grass. We tried to help it get free but it was stuck tight. We petted it for a while and fed it some grass (as it had lawnmowered a circle around itself as far as it could reach), and then went back to the ticket office to tell them it needed help, but before I’d said more than: “There’s a goat-” the guy cut me off with a weary wave and said, “Yeah, we know. Stuck in the fence. That’s Brenda. She can get herself out whenever she wants. She just likes the attention.”

Trolled by a fucking goat.

missyousofar

@captainwalken

tastefullyoffensive

"You are loved, little one." ❤️

#mumblr #momblr #motherhood #toddlermom

jiles-deactivated20160208

parents: the real world is gonna bite you in the ass!!!!11!11 me: damn the real world a freak

methhomework

me as a laywer

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald

I got my ovulation/pregnancy tests in the mail today! There's a lot of excitement within me about trying for another baby, but there's also a part of me that gets nauseous at the thought. I had such HORRIBLE Postpartum anxiety with Avery. It seemed to take me so long to shake it. I still struggle with anxiety some days. There's also the nagging thought... "How will I ever love another child as much as I love Avery?!" She is quite literally the light of my life. I know I want Avery to have a sibling. I want that for my family so so bad. Growing up my parents were divorced. I was my biological mom & dads only child. My bio dad remarried and had my 2 half-sisters, my bio mom remarried and had my half-brother. I love my siblings of course, but I never felt like I had anyone who really understood. None of my siblings ever had to leave their house on Christmas or miss out on fun weekend trips bc they were at their other parents house. The thought of Avery having a sibling with the same mom and dad and the same life 24/7 makes my heart scream with happiness. It's all I've ever wanted for myself, and especially for my children. Anyways, I'm kind of rambling, BUT we are going to try for baby #2! We had a miscarriage October of 2015 (unplanned pregnancy) and I am really really hoping we don't have to go through that again. I may or may not have PCOS, never got a true diagnosis with that. I have confirmed MTHFR mutation which CAN cause fertility issues so we found a doctor in our area who is familiar with our gene and will hopefully know how to help us. My labor and delivery with Avery was very traumatic, I want it to be totally different this time.