just some random silly guy👍

max/jam · he/xey/it · mainly end up rebloging cartoons & random stuff · hope you have a fantastical timezone, random person!

[kiwitchionline]

he looks like a grizzled hunter standing on the mangled corpse of his most recent kill and its because he is and yuor fucking next if youre a Strawberry

[c3rvida3]

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

[c3rvida3]

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

[lakevida]

everyone seems to be doing quite well

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[i-am-a-fish]

brush your teeth there's like 30 or something guys in there give em a scrub

[spidersinmysoup]

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

[yellbug]

eating my sandwich & leaving behind the perfectly sandwich-shaped sandwich bones

[i-am-a-fish]

one william degrees outside

[thatsoup]

The light inside an oven is crucial to getting breads to rise. Without the light inside simulating the sun, the bread can't tell which way is up, leaving it twisted and ruined.

[fallingtowers]

my promising gardening career was cut short when i was mauled by a rampaging basil plant

[makesoneteam]

i hate how much ai has taken the joy out of seeing something cool. you used to see something cool, like a really intricate drawing or a video of someone doing an insane skill or two animals doing something cute, and because there were no mental gymnastics involved in discerning whether or not it was 'real' you could sit there and have the joy of like, "wow! how did they do that! how cool is it that they made that! what a wonderful moment to have captured!" and now every time i see something remarkable i hate that i have to sit there and be like okay let me go frame by frame to make sure everything lines up. let me double check the page this comes from. let me scroll through the comments to make sure no one called out something i missed. like i want the joy of being able to trust someone else's creation back, please

[geat-26]

[lakevida]

everyone seems to be doing quite well

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

[memewhore]

[spleenyz]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[kermittingacrime]

ask and you shall receive.

[gayvampyr]

[yamada-ryo]

I have got to stop wandering in the woods