Tomato Cretin

This is Chloe | 19 | ENFJ I like to play video games, watch dumb TV shows and I make a lot of typos. Who even reads this.

[colbycub-deactivated20190228]

Me still seeing porn on my dash on December 17th

[compoyo-deactivated20200529]

I hate being high why I keep hearing footsteps 😑

[with-practice]

Are you walking?

[compoyo-deactivated20200529]

Oh shit

[cheaphalloweencostume]

did anyone else just see alex trebek come THIS close 👌🏻 to killing a contestant with his bare hands

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the contestant he nearly killed won despite the fact that he answered final jeopardy with “what is you doing baby” im seriously going fucking ballistic

[cheaphalloweencostume]

we respect one jeopardy champ

[theclearlydope]

[bonkai-diaries]

Brilliant ad

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[chillyvapor-deactivated20181226]

This pissed me off so bad that even though I already was going to vote I’M GOING TO  MARK THAT BALLOT 20000% HARDER

[penginius]

…кто-то пел на заре, дом родной покидая:

“будешь ты в декабре, вновь со мной, дорогая”…

[yermemeblog]

When you’re a duck and have places to be, but safety is key

[pikaglove]

I literally saw a goose do a similar thing while I was on the highway going to work

[tall-kiwi-nerd]

Omg

[cerix-the-gray-prince]

They are learning

[counterpunches]

#respectful law abiding birds

[disgustinganimals]

simple ask: please show this video to your pets and small children.

[despazito]

every redpill dudebro who thinks life was better and more “traditional” in the 50s needs to be sentenced to eat 50s food for the rest of their lives

[despazito]

they want a happy housewife but what will happen when she serves them this

[jokers-coffee-scented-booty]

Excuse me but what the fresh hell

[shadovvlurking]

Do not get me started on 50s food and their obsession with fucked up jello molds and fruit

[silverhawk]

red pandas just stand up when they encounter things they dont understand & i love them for it

[silverhawk]

what absolute madmen

[justsomeantifas]

me on meds: okay i can function, but i’m pretty sure i dont need these anymore they’re probably making life harder for me at this point

me off meds: holy fuck this was a bad mistake. abort. abort. abort. shit. fuck. damn.

[sprachtraeume]

Why does being in your early 20s feel so much like only having 5 years of your life left in which you need to achieve as much as possible? why do I feel like I have an approaching deadline for success?

[levitann]

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[art-woonz]

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[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[summer-rose-isms]

Chaotic good

[homoforjojo]

jojo cosplays from the early 2000’s [x]

[lolfactory]

[pardonmewhileipanic]

bad men get trapped in the shame toilet 

[chaofruity]

hey everyone try this

Shut up

[1-800-fuckyou]

[chaofruity]

[1-800-fuckyou]