Random poached eggs and stuff

a collection of random stuff.

[mako-and-tails-and-stuff]

Sponsorship Appeal

As part of my undergrad degree I have to organise an event. My group decided upon running an online show - the NHC Online Show - in aid of World Horse Welfare and The Donkey Sanctuary. 

With entries opening up very shortly, we are looking for willing sponsors – individuals, groups and businesses alike – to sponsor classes to help us with running costs for the show. We’re looking for £20 per class with the option to sponsor more than one class.

Any additional prizes would be most gratefully received.

For more information or if you’d be interested in sponsoring our show send a DM or get in touch over on our Facebook page - NHC Online Show

Facebook - NHC Online Show | Facebook

Instagram - NHC Online Show (@nhconlineshow) • Instagram photos and videos

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“Oooh, ouch, my bones.”

Skulduggery Pleasant, probably.

[odinsblog]

Have a great day today.

[nolder-elf-who-likes-cookies]

Story Time!

Right, so I went to the dentist a few months back and the dentist said I had to start to floss every time I brush my teeth. Something about preventing decay between my teeth, so I did what he said.

I went back to the dentist a couple days ago and nothing had improved with my teeth, despite flossing twice a day for months as well as regular brushing, in fact it had gotten worse.

The dentist asked if I had been flossing like he told me. I told him I had, as well, I had been. Every day. Twice a day. For months.

So slightly confused as to how my teeth had gotten worse, despite the new step to my dental hygiene routine, the dentist handed me a thing of floss. He asked me to show him my flossing technique, in case something was going wrong there. 

I assured him my flossing technique was fine but I humored him anyway and proceeded to floss.

To my horror, the dentist was actually shaking his head!

Now I thought my flossing was fine but apparently not.

The dentist then proceeded to show me the correct way to floss - turns out flossing actually involves cleaning your between your teeth!

This whole time I was doing this everything time I brushed my teeth…

No wonder nothing was improving

[diddle-tea-a-bee]

guys I’m excitement

[witchscarlet]

Rating the Red Circle Emojis

Apple:

6/10 - its fine i guess. gets the job done. its a bit shiny which i dont really get but overall its nice. actually kinda pleasing the longer i look at it.

Google:

5/10 - very flat but there is a TINY bit of shading which i hate. choose one. but it still works and gets the point across. its fine.

Microsoft:

7/10 - now normally i hate microsofts giant black borders but it really works for this one i think. its simple. its cute. i like it.

Samsung:

3/10 - why the fuck is it so shiny. thats not a red circle thats a sphere. what the fuck am i supposed to do with a sphere. fuck this.

Twitter:

9/10 - hell yeah. simple. zen. it is kinda dark compared to the rest which im deducting points for. overall hell yeah. 

emojidex:

-11000/10 - what the fuck is this. do i even need words. fuck you. this isnt even a circle its 3d. thats a button. its also the fucking shiniest goddamn button ive ever seen. fuck you. fuck this. 

Messenger:

0/10 - did you even fucking try

Mozilla:

10/10 - oh my god. thank you. fucking thank you so much. thats a fucking red circle!!! thats what the fuck im talking about babey!!! 

[raptorific]

Sometimes you read tumblr and realize that the only reason some of the people on here aren’t Kathy Bates in “Misery” is because their favorite content creator hasn’t had a car crash outside their house

[nazrigar]

In Celebration of Black Panther’s Best Picture nomination. As a comicbook fan, be it superheroes, indie or graphic novels in general, living to see a Superhero movie get a nomination for Best Picture for the FIRST TIME ever feels SUPER good :D

[bunniope]

me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

[ginger-ale-official]

Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it

[bunniope]

me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale

[ginger-ale-official]

Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[dcmultiverse]

Shazam! (2019) dir. David F. Sandberg

[blackwoolncrown]

It’s funny that we use skeletons as symbols of core human anatomy when our bones are just the scaffolding for something else.

[blackwoolncrown]

behold

a human without its suit or fuel system

[womenintheirwebs-archived]

autonomous spagetts

[roaringstream]

jellyfish

[badbesties]

Spider-Man/Deadpool (2019) #43

[dontdowhatisayandnobodygetshurt]

“Has he corrupted you yet?” “I’m sorry?” “He corrupts everyone he meets. Have you noticed that? Have you noticed how much you’re changing, simply by being around him?” “I’m not sure I know what you mean.” “You will,” he promised.

[incorrectspquotes]

I’m the cool dad. That’s my thing. I’m hip. I surf the web. I text. LOL, laugh out loud. OMG, oh my god. WTF, why the face. I know all the dances to High School Musical, so…

Desmond Edgley, probably.  (via incorrectspquotes)

[goonsoftheweb]

[biggaybunny]

Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level

Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?

designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.

manager: Cool! So what’s it called?

designer: The boss.

manager:

manager: why’s it called that