Not a Chupacabra

I like stuff

[pointnclick]

mel blanc fuckign yelling

[blueboy1299]

[moonsinkfoxgirl]

people who are afraid of poison swamps in souls games have never had a strong pollen allergy, "OH NO the toxic air is making my hp drop continuously, leaving me badly prepared for enemy encounters unless I continuously use medicines" you are describing a trip to the grocery store in June

[7thgenbotulist]

Kabru trying his usual approach to undermining people against Laios is so funny. It’s like he’s a grandmaster at chess, poker, and everything else that requires mind-games coming up to a guy, fully expecting to beat him at any game under any circumstances, only to realize he didn’t prepare for the one thing he’d actually be faced with, which is a hotdog eating contest against a guy whose friends call him “the vacuum cleaner”.

[joey-wheeler-official]

Swords are bougie garbage, spears and axes are the weapons of the honest working man

[taiga-fujimura-official]

IMAGINE GETTING KILLED BY WILD ANIMALS BECAUSE YOU FAILED TO DISTANCE YOURSELF

THIS POST MADE BY POLEARM GANG

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

I have a Sword and a Spear, because my family makes pottery and aren’t low class farmers like yours

[biggerb0at]

Lmao this dude doesnt even have an axe.

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

I mean, we’re potters, not glass blowers. Look at this fucker talking about owning three weapons

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

Halberd gang rise up. It’s like a spear AND an axe.

[tardigradetheking]

yeah well lets see you split wood with it

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

Can’t hear you from all the way over there! I’ve got my halberd between us! Poke poke.

[tardigradetheking]

hey hey

bitch

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

YEAH WELL LET’S SEE YOU SPLIT WOOD WITH IT

[meckamecha]

The fuck’s all this bougie shit about? Who the fuck has money for metal weapons in this economy?

[nico-robin-official]

elitist jackass talking abt ‘crafted weapons’ just pick up a rock you fucking snob

[singingwound-deactivated2024111]

[sharkflan]

[disgustinggf]

[pharah-airways]

>be me

>open tumblr in public

>falin's tits

>frantically close tumblr

>open twitter

>falin's tits again

[saturnaous]

[demilypyro]

Marcille is so funny to me. she's such a bait and switch. when we're first introduced to her you see this cute girl who's totally distraught at everything Laios does and you think she's gonna be the tropey token girl in the party who does the healing and stays out of the fights and has to be the designated Team Mom. but that's not Marcille at all. she's only on healing duty because Falin isn't around. she's a frontline attacker and she's constantly thinking about murder and explosions.

dungeon meshi really said "so there's this incredibly powerful black mage whose signature spell is "explode your skull" and she loves necromancy and is wanted in 5 countries. she can heal in a pinch but when she does it, it hurts, because there isn't a gentle bone in her body" and then she looks like this. i love her so much

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Meanwhile the Team Mom looks like this

[sanacibo]

She d³r/dt³ on my y=|sin(x)|+5 e^(-x^100) cos(x) til I lim as x→0 of 1/x

[sanacibo]

actually I want to explain this one. d³r/dt³ is the third derivative of position. First derivative is velocity, second derivative is acceleration, and the third derivate is called jerk. The equation is well. It's easier to just show the graph.

and lim as x->0 of 1/x does not exist. So the joke is she jerk on my penis til I ERROR. Thanks everyone I'll be here all week.

[0ccuria]

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: MY NICKNAME DMV: CUM ZONE? CUSTOMER’S NAME IS CHRISTINE MALZONE Verdict: DENIED

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: MY NICKNAME DMV: CUM ZONE? CUSTOMER’S NAME IS CHRISTINE MALZONE Verdict: DENIED

[nostalgebraist]

If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

[transmortifried]

[drops-of-universe]

Your secret is safe with me (i dissociated mid sentence and didn’t hear a thing you said)

[outofcontextdiscord]

[hiveswap]

I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It's called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to

[agrioxoiros-deactivated20240927]

i think a tree would probably bark

[hiveswap]

Blocked