did everyone get cake?

lover of beauty

[the-rockstarlestat]

the amount of ppl in the good omens fandom who hated season 3 and say "i dont know how to be in the fandom anymore / this ruined good omens for me / i can't look at the show the same" and similar sentiments is truly a testiment to the misogyny of this site because what do you mean real women being raped didn't ruin the show for you but fake men dying did. be so serious. sincerely an ex good omens fan since the gaiman allegations came to light

[werewolf-transgenderism]

only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

[werewolf-transgenderism]

there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

[werewolf-transgenderism]

gang this is a red alert, we are at 7,991 species of frog!!

[catchymemes]

[dideveryonegetcake]

fang: we've worked together for 20 years

ed: i know but like. what do you do, exactly

[bobdylanyaoi]

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

[dideveryonegetcake]

[lumiilys]

Mmyy,,, fish,,,

[lacefuneral]

stede pink suit tribute

[dideveryonegetcake]

ed never stood a chance

[lacefuneral]

cunty stede fancam ✨

[googoogojob]

[aha-my-villainous-thoughts]

dash did the thing 💋 @merryfinches @sherlockig

[mermaidinn]

Mermay day 17- seal 🦭

[snumnerville]

i love this pathetic, over dramatic gay man

[celluloidbroomcloset]

Any folks out there on the fence about watching OFMD out of fear or because people keep saying it ends badly….it does not end badly. It ends very happily. It is not “homophobic” and it does not “bury your gays.” People who say that it is are being profoundly disingenuous.

Everyone who is supposed to, survives. Everyone gets their deserved ending. This in spite of the lack of a third season.

[asneakyfox]

in honor of the upcoming disastercule fic event i am posting some headcanons re: ed's past with jack, anne & mary. these are again headcanons, not serious meta; there's only a couple here that i would argue are even weakly implied by canon.

i am posting these ahead of disastercule weekend so you can use them as prompts or backstory if you like; you can credit me if you want but no need to

as teenagers on hornigold's ship ed and jack were real surprised to discover a big secret about their besties andrew and mark

ed eventually led a mutiny that left hornigold marooned on an island; in keeping with ed's normal pattern with his father figures, what triggered the mutiny was hornigold threatening at least one of (jack, anne, mary)

disastercule real but NOT in the sense of it ever being anything resembling a stable quad, more multiple separate non-monoagmous two-person couples that constantly cuck each other with someone else in the quad to prove a point or because it's funny and somehow they're all still friends, sort of, insofar as friends are a thing pirates have

jack really did save ed's life one time, on purpose and at some risk to himself. this was an impulsive split second decision that he absolutely would not have acted on if he'd stopped to think about it and he's spent the years since then constantly bringing it up to manipulate and guilt ed because that allows him to tell himself that's the only reason he did it. otherwise he'd have to admit to himself that he experienced an actual sincere emotion one time, which to jack is the worst possible fate

ed's ship is named queen anne's revenge because it used to be jack's ship but one day anne showed up telling him she'd just had a fight with jack and asked him to help her steal it, which he agreed to do because it was funny, and afterward she let ed keep the ship because she didn't really want it, she was just in it to make jack cry

when ed and jack have sex they usually flip a coin to decide who's bottoming. jack thinks he's always winning. ed is using a trick coin. they both get what they want.

jack normally refuses to bottom for women because he thinks that's actually gayer than having sex with a man. mary otoh normally only fucks men as a stone top. they have still had sex at least once.

part of jack's justification for this is that mary is nonbinary and jack is, surprisingly, despite being both a homophobe and a misogynist, not actually transphobic in the strict sense. he would express this in absolutely the most offensive way imaginable though and you'd have to dissect his sentences under a microscope for an hour before concluding the actual opinion he's expressing is somehow not transphobic

at some point post-canon jack turns back up from his looney tunes death and ed will have to try to explain his relationship with stede and set boundaries. you'd think this would be hard and, well, it's not exactly EASY, but the thing is jack's already been through something like this with anne and mary, who did eventually manage to explain the basic concept of romantic love to him, so once he gets it his reaction is along the lines of ok man i didn't know you were a girl that's lame but whatever. anyway you wanna get wasted

is there some deeply, deeply buried part of jack that feels just the faintest glimmer of envy at the knowledge that his oldest friends are all having a deeply fulfilling emotional experience that he himself is unwilling to ever make himself emotionally vulnerable enough to be capable of? jack sure doesn't know he's much too busy with yardies to think about that

at some later point jack starts hanging around the inn trying to seduce stede, which is confusing and irritating to everyone involved not only because stede obviously would have zero interest even if he weren't in the world's most disgustingly monogamous relationship but because even jack's heart really doesn't seem in it. gradually it becomes clear that jack is just clumsily trying to express that he has accepted stede into the disastercule in the only way he knows how. i try to steal your boyfriend, right, this is what we do? eddie? eddie are you paying attention? notice me eddie

that never has any chance of leading to any sort of sex for jack, obviously, but stede has a brief flash of finding it sort of weirdly touching when he figures it out, then hates that he had that reaction

alyssa lane's hc about jack eventually turning up postcanon in what superficially appears to be a stable serious relationship is real. his new gf? hellkat maggie

[dideveryonegetcake]

i try to steal your boyfriend, right, this is what we do? eddie? eddie are you paying attention? notice me eddie

jack's love languages are drinking, target practice, and unethical non-monogamy

[edwardyouinhere]

[ilyaseal]

do you feel that? i think ilya is twisting shanes nipples

[bisexualincarnate]

I posted about this awhile ago before but I mentioned watching Matrix Reloaded and I was specifically triggered by this sex scene between Neo and Trinity bc WHY DID HE LOOK LIKE SHANE AT THE COTTAGE?????

Literally lmfao all the screenshots jumbled up in my phone you wouldn't even notice they're fucking different scenes I'm not lying

[rob1nseggblue]

more heatedrivalyuri!!!!! this time roller derby MODERN au!! a little info on it below the cut :)

ok SO!! i kind of fucked up with this, this was supposed to be the wftda (womens flat track derby association) all stars game, but i put liliya on the wrong team for that. boston’s all star team is the boston massacre, but the team i put her on (the harbor horrors) has cooler jerseys anyway so who gaf. liliya’s derby name is ra ra rASSputin but everyone just calls her rass or raz because that’s way too long. jane’s is calamity jane :) my beautiful wlw babies i love them