[didi9221-blog]

It works 😱😂 #buzzfeed #cathack

[didi9221-blog]

#siblinglove #sundaynap

[500daysofbecky]

I really need everyone to see me throwing a piece of bread into a bears mouth.

[500daysofbecky]

I actually have never been more proud of anything in my life and WILL reblog this every day until I die.

[also-starring]

[silly-slacker-person]

[stayeduplateagain]

Found a small baby on a cold and rainy day, educational snap story ensued!

[madsciences]

a hero

[yourshipsaregross-blog]

This is so pure

[refinery29]

JOEBAMA FOREVER.

Gifs: The White House

[gosimpsonic-deactivated20190116]

[bob-belcher]

[nyctosaurid]

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lavidaextraordinaria]

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

[frenchshower]

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

[thepioden]

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

[sarah-mcelroy-deactivated202601]

[femonologue]

What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

[optimysticals]

I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.

[alessariel]

@brainsforbabyjesus

[brainsforbabyjesus]

okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.

Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).

We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.

[digitaldiscipline]

The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).

This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.

[scottpocalypse-now-deactivated2]

The Great Dying is my absolute favorite nickname for an epochal event.

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

Cyanobacteria, Mother of Death Breathers.

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise. 

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 

HE GONE. 

WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 

*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity. 

[palindrome-mystery]

You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.

[kila-kunis-deactivated20171124]

[theinturnetexplorer]

well that neighbor feud took an amusing turn.

[toomucherin]

I was not expecting this

[novipop]

they have really good art too

[wilwheaton]

…and that’s how I met your mother.

[theinturnetexplorer]

Hero Rats

[morseapple-deactivated20200920]

@jitterbugjive

[87octane]

THEY’RE SO CUTE AND GOOD AND SMART AND HAVE JOB

[petite-guignol]

I’ll always reblog hero rats!

this same species is also trained to identify tuberculosis in samples by smell, meaning they can test for TB at a rapid rate with a high accuracy :)

The organization that trains the rats is APOPO 

[mylittleredgirl]

You can sponsor a rat and you will get adorable personalized emails telling you how well “your” rat is doing! I did this for my sister a few years ago and she’s still getting emails about Martok the HeroRat’s mine-clearing successes and called it the best gift ever.

[black--lamb-blog]

*hyperventilates* OH MY GOD I WANT AN ARMY OF THEM

[dynastylnoire]

Actual Pokemon

[onlyoneovaryohgress]

always reblog the hero rats

[didi9221-blog]

#yearendfunction #2016 #oldfilmfilter #crazyworkbuddy

[didi9221-blog]

#betterlatethannever #yearendfunction #2016 #crazyworkbuddy #fun