Waiting For Permission To Be Rebellious

[abortionado]

Me every time Trump mentions DeSantis

[abortionado]

best tweet on earth. Sublime

[shroom-mamii]

I’m sorry but this is literally fucking hilarious

[thatswhywelovegermany]

*** watch with sound ***

Historic steam engine: Sets off developing huge clouds of smoke and steam

Public address system: Please note: Smoking in the station is only allowed in the designated smoking areas.

[leaholong]

this man fucked Sufjan Stevens

[icouldntfindquiet]

Matt vs. Balloons 😂

Matt: 1, Balloon: 1

1 // 2

[hankgreenappreciation]

I never go on twitter (because, you know, it’s twitter) but I just had a look at it to check up on Hank and I’m glad to see he’s being *extremely* Hank about this

[hankgreenappreciation]

[papermachecreation]

[iamalivenow]

[calebwittebane]

me looking at john singer sargents watercolours: Just Fuck Of...

[calebwittebane]

:////

[pitbolshevik]

I think furry porn is hot, but I don't like have a fursona and I'm not super into the whole subculture. Is it cool if I just get off to some bat ladies sometimes or am I poser?

are you asking for my blessing to jack off to furry porn

[imwiremother]

[skin-slave]

Exclamation marks, but instead of a huge line of them, we do like Roman numerals of them.

You know. To save space.

[lastvalyrian]

Me doing 490 exclamation marks: XD

[greengrassandcyansea]

Me just after opening a Word document

[sillyandquiteawkward]

humanity just before they progressed into the bronze age:

[kaijuno]

Hey if you ever wondered what it’s like being white it’s just this

[997]

this bitch is so iconic fr

[petitsandbox]

florence nightingale had the most beautiful name. imagine having that name? of course you’d invent modern nursing

[funnytwittertweets]

[iwanthermidnightz]

The Alcott ft. Taylor Swift x anti-hero x exile

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[princesscumkitty-deactivated201]

When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕

[theyoungdaddy-deactivated201409]

Oh hey look it’s me! I usually cut up kittens food but I always ask her just in case she ever wants to be a big girl. I love you lil britches mwuah

[qh-deactivated20170215]

*Banging table* CUMMIES CUMMIES CUMMIES

[kumagawa]

hE WEARING AN ED EDD AND EDDY SHIRT NOBODY GONNA SAY SHIT ABoUT THIS

[de4ct1v4t3d-deactivated20210506]

he made her eat the doo doo 

[deadecchi]

[carpetmunchr-blog]

str-yrats

[theyoungdaddy]

You guys wouldn’t understand the relationship between a kitten and her daddy

[almond-milk-hotel-deactivated20]

It’s the 2nd anniversary of the day theyoungdaddy lost his kitten all because of a little doo doo

[striddums]

happy 3rd anniversary of the day theyoungdaddy lost his kitten all because of a little doo doo