Professional binge yapper

I swear I'm not a bot I just like to consume with minimum effort late 20s | she/her | on ao3: Umbra_Quazarat589

[didntread-lol]

Pitt fic compilation

Figured I may as well add a list of the fics I've written so far because I'm proud of them ₊˚⊹♡

The Market (Hucklerobby/DennisxOMC) [Complete]

Self-indulgent PWP featuring a jealous Robby and a firefighter OC here to seduce Huckleberry

Ch. 1 is hucklerobby endgame, ch. 2 is Dennis/OMC endgame

Chemistry (Oliveberry) [Complete]

Post-S2 AU where Ogilvie matches at a different hospital in Pittsburgh, but that's okay because Dennis can't help but be drawn to Ogilvie like a moth to a flame

Actually my life's work for real and probably the piece I'm proudest of

No Less (Oliveberry) [Complete]

Sequel to Chemistry following Ogilvie's POV with insights to his home life and building towards a happily ever after with Dennis

The Boy is Mine (Oliveberry) [Complete]

Self-indulgent mess featuring Toxic!Hucklerobby with endgame Oliveberry. Chat, is it cheating if you never DTR????

[stephexmachina]

fake "secret third thing" enjoyers when the secret third thing isn't romantic not even a little:

[samirasystole]

actually i do think the pitt fandom has a biphobia problem. and i think not allowing people to headcanon (implied)queer female characters as bisexual because they're 'clearly' a lesbian even when that's not canon is biphobic. and that's my controversial take of the day

[shamebats]

Half the people on the internet for some reason

[lesbianrey]

idk what young person on the internet needs to hear this but you are not obligated to share any personal details about yourself online. in fact im gonna straight-up circle back to 00s era advice and say being anonymous is good actually

[thesluts2004]

don’t care didn’t ask + you’ve projected onto this character to the point that your characterisation is unrecognisable to the source material

[hugsohugs]

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

[toddsolondz]

that fictional woman would not fucking fujo out over her ex boyfriend’s yaoi situation

[actualized-animal]

unfortunately with a popular ship sometimes you can see the vision and understand perfectly why it’s popular and why people are passionate about it, but then the people who like it will make it annoying anyway

[gyrovagi]

the stupidest circle of hell is when you're like oh this ship is SO obviously supported by canon surely everyone must talk about it and then you find out the dedicated popular yaoi is some total bullshit

[thebreakfastgenie]

I love the PTMC emergency attendings you've got passively suicidal, actively suicidal, uncontrolled seizures, and John Shen.

[sweetestcowboy]

my cursed little bundles of despair + john with his dunkin

[sexhaver]

not my pic but this is the cleanest Storrowing i've ever seen. hats and roofs off to this unknown rental truck driver for full sending it with 0 hesitation

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

[kragehund-est]

it actually is insane to me that it's a cultural norm for men to suck ass at getting their wives/gfs gifts. especially when they whine about how they have no idea what women like.

man, you're not getting a gift for Female Domestic Partner. you're getting a gift for Natalie, a person whom you have been married to for 7 years, whom has lived in the same home with you for a decade, whom speaks to you every day about her thoughts and interests, whom you presumably love, and whom you can directly or indirectly ask what she wants. it's not that you don't know what half the human population wants, that's irrelevant. you don't know what Natalie wants and that is inexcusable.

[mtfautoandrophile]

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

[catsuggest]

[gatheringkeepsakes]

I’ve seen this post easily 12 times now and EVERY TIME it’s just a different cat looking at a different door. 

[didntread-lol]

[thequeenoftheentiregoddamnworld]

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

[anglaised]

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20