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DEATHBOX

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Our band director just said "y'all" and I've never felt more attacked

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Big Dick Energy

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[the-flute-jesus]

[epicflutemusic]

I just cHOKED

[colorguardforver]

Abandon all hope ye who enter here

[sapphicstarsandseas]

The funny thing about going to see a large band is that they have things like a euphonium section

Meanwhile we have a singular euphonium

“Do you guys have a euph section?” “We have a Michael”

[flutejesus]

This is still one of the most hilarious and relatable things I have ever seen

[sociallifeunknown-blog]

Dear kids that are starting band for the first time.

Instruments don’t have gender. If you are a boy and you want to play flute. Do it. If you are a girl and you want to play tuba. Do it. No one can tell you that since you are a boy you have to play saxophone, trumpet or another instrument like that. Or since you are a girl you have to play flute, clarinet or some instrument like that. Play whatever you want to. No one can tell you other wise.

[zachdoeslife-deactivated2020040]

Important discoveries being made over here.

[cymbal-5-deactivated20240905]

oh my god😂

[corny-calypso]

longlifebrooke

[thesporkidentity]

[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]

[forbiddenseason]

Has science gone too far

[biabetes]

the joke is that you could do this for any brass instrument and it would sound better than the instrument is supposed to sound

[relentlesslygayy-deactivated202]

I feel the need to point out, that is not a trombone, that is a fucking mellophone and this is the worst thing ever unleashed upon the earth.

[slap-sherlock-deactivated202510]

@smoll-flute @moonmoon-moxie

[fereldenfrostbacks-deactivated2]

all you need to know about band tbh

[fnaf-trash]

I REALLY TRIED TO SCROLL PAST OK//

[didsomeonesayband]

I WAS A FOOL AND PLAYED IT WITHOUT SOUND AT FIRST

[five-flats]

they should be practising

[thaumaturge-apparent]

Who?

[five-flats]

the musician reading this

[theconfusedhetero-deactivated20]

I’m not a musician, I’m just someone pretending to be

[sopranoandthealtoclef]

Aren’t we all

[sonknuxadow]

*doesn’t show up to band*

the band director:

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The Instruments As Shit My Band Members Pulled On The Disney Trip

piccolos: ate a flower off a bush in the line for splash mountain on a dare

flutes: pretended little sister was invisible for entire week

clarinets: got separated from girlfriend on bus for pda...ten minutes into the trip

saxophones: put hands up on space mountain despite warnings and smashed them on a beam

trumpets: overslept and had to be picked up at house the morning we left

mellophones: pet a pelican on beach and got bitten, continued to attempt to pet random birds the rest of the week

trombones: started sobbing hysterically at the end of back to the future

baritones: tried to bring a pair of pliers into the parks, got them through animal kingdom but they got taken away at epcot

tubas: found a coconut lying on the beach, then smashed it open and ate it

pit percussion: brought a logging chain on the bus and pulled it out to slam it on the seats as accompaniment to the songs in movies

drum line: reached back to hold girlfriend's hand on splash mountain but grabbed the chaperone's instead...and didn't notice for almost five minutes

color guard: left out the emergency door of a mcdonald's which summoned the police and set off the alarm

drum majors: climbed up into luggage compartment of bus and crawled down it through everyone's carry on bags

[marching-band-against-humanity]

pro tip: chair challenge your band director

[marchingbandom-deactivated20190]

Say it louder for the people in the back!

Seriously. They’re percussion. It’s loud and they can’t hear you.

[ppylades]

plot twist: the fucking color guard gets hit by a flying snare drum

[moonmoon-moxie]

In my school’s marching band, no one is allowed to dab in uniform, because one time one of the flutes dabbed in uniform and smacked the band director in the face.

[band-quotes]

Twas meeeeeee