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Colly | 18 | bi | ENFP | pro-pinapple on pizza {terfs/MAPS/exclusionists/nazis/alt-right get off my blog}

[didyougetastickandpoke]

me: does one (1) thing that’s slightly weird

friends: little to no reaction my brain, on a loop for the next 17 hours: you fucked up! they all hate you! you fucked up! they all hate you! you fuc

[didyougetastickandpoke]

i played shrovetide football today and by god i have never felt so alive in my whole goddamn life. who knew that true happiness and satisfaction could be found while being crushed between a ton of grown men twice my size as we fought over an oversized football

[evetheealien]

You all have brain worms

[evetheealien]

Look you cant. hate children. Theyre some of the least autonomous people on the planet. They have very little control over their surroundings and what ppl do to them. Theyre scared and annoyed and the really short ones cant even open doors, so you can imagine the stress theyre under. And the younger the child the freakier it is to hate them. Oh an uncomfortable and hungry baby cried on the bus? You cried in the second floor girls bathroom in highschool every day whats the difference? A baby doesnt know shit. Its a BABY. Do you think its going out of its way to bother you or to smell funny? Its. a baby.

Also like. if youre an adult chances are kids think youre some kind of genius especially if youre in a leadership role. I was a girl scout jr troop leader for years and the girls thought I was president or some shit.

And if you still cant wrap your mind around it just think like. every time youre mean to a kid you sound like Harry Potters mean uncle or whatever

[evetheealien]

You are not “baby” you are a 26 year old loser with a negligent parent related trauma that needs unpacking

[evetheealien]

Yall STILL on this post talkin bout how your anxiety and autism makes you hate kids and I just wanna say as someone w both anxiety and autism... from the boftom of my heart... im here to tell you right now

we dont care

[rabdoidal]

hey yall i made a fuckin uhhhhhh TMA quiz (i might add more in the future)

[dewgongmasterrace-blog]

I’m a crack addict

*proceeds to crack every bone in the human body

[didyougetastickandpoke]

jared hopworth we know its you

[watchoutforintellect]

Anne Sexton - From Small Wire

[didyougetastickandpoke]

i always feel irrationally awful if ppl tell me that something im doing is bad/wrong/rude bc not only am i an incredibly impulsive dumbass but i Cannot Relate to just. telling someone if something theyve done hurts me bc id rather shoot myself in the foot than make someone feel even slightly bad for a few moments

[didyougetastickandpoke]

i have never watched, read, or played the witcher and had in fact never heard of it before ppl on tumblr started talking about it so i think its a tv show about a bratty minstrel man who follows a grumpy magic dude around and they’re possibly having sex? theres also a witch lady who’s grumpy man’s ex and possibly wants him to pay child support for their witch daughter? this all set in middle earth for some reason

[didyougetastickandpoke]

the best thing about knowing people who speak different languages is that u never know where the bullshittery of english will hit them. like my hungarian friend will zip out what i can only assume in my ignorance are words and not verbalised keysmash but he went on a rant about how ‘bush’ is pronounced

[didyougetastickandpoke]

reasons why im a big ball of anxious nerves rn

my friend may or may not have feelings for me? and i dont know how i feel about this bc im demi and i dont know if the Way I Feel is a) Strong Friendship™️ b) romantic feelings of a sort or c) abject terror at the idea of someone feeling anything greater than mild friendship towards me. and dont get me STARTED on the concept of someone, anyone, viewing me in a sexual manner. its. terrifying. and baffling?

also i have NO idea if he actually likes me in a nonplatonic sense - i am the absolute WORST at getting when people have crushes on me. im always the last to know, and someone has to outright tell me. weve been teased and called a couple, but the teaser is an absolute pisstaker so there’s no way of knowing if he’s commenting on something that might actually be there or if hes just. taking the piss. to top it all off!!! romantic relationships are verboten in our living situation (which is absolutely fair and would be bad if not) so everyone is very careful to not mention crushes and shit bc that complicates things for everyone. so i cant actually go up to a friend and say “hey do u think that this guy likes me like that” bc that would make thing verrrrry weird very quickly and i dont wanna do that. so chandes are ill never actually know if there were feelings other than friendship and i should be ok with this but!!!! it just makes me anxious!!!! anyhoo. gonna try nd relax and sleep with a bit of m@st_rb@t/*n >:3

[didyougetastickandpoke]

can people still love you if they know you have flaws despite all your efforts to compensate for/disguise them asking for a friend

[snorkwiz]

my friend and i had a very stupid conversation and this is the result. im sorry

[turing-tested]

if! 👏 you! 👏 eat! 👏 plastic! 👏 you! 👏 are! 👏 valid! 👏

[didyougetastickandpoke]

my cat hyping up my mother’s dog to eat the embroidery bag

[penny-anna]

Half a Brick (Or, what comes around): a modern AU about Gandalf adopting Pippin.

“I don’t stay anywhere long enough. I move schools all the time. I’m used to it. Just how it is. It’s just how it’s going to be. I missed the forever home window like. Five years ago. I mean, what kind of weirdo wants to adopt a fourteen year old?”

(sources: x / x / x . x / x / x . x / x / x)

[didyougetastickandpoke]

found out this week i have a Very Bad reaction 2 fire alarms happening when im trying 2 sleep

had 2 wednesday morning (1&3 am!!!) and ended up having an anxiety attack literally on my father figure so that was fun

[didyougetastickandpoke]

you cannot marry the giant lady in the pool in legend of zelda so What Is The Point

[valtsv]

i hate minimalist clothing trends so much. a pale pastel pink scarf over a cream sweater and beige pants is not a "splash of color". fuck off. if you aren't wearing at least 10 different hues and patterns that all clash horribly with one another are you even living.