Did You Just Touch My Knee? @didyoujusttouchmyknee - Tumblr Blog

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

m0thmancore

suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

m0thmancore

oh no! i dropped this screenshot that explains how to bypass this with a free adblocker! you shouldn’t reblog this or anything; it’d be terrible if people used this advice to watch ad-free youtube!!

inbabylontheywept

People are so much more sad, and desparate, and lonely than you think. I have had three incidents in the last four months were a technician I was working with was being either dangerously unfocused (we work with high voltage), or just flat out angry with their coworkers, and every time when I just pulled them aside to say hey, this isn't you, you're nice, and you're competent, so something must be up - what can I do to help - they have responded by bursting into tears. One guy was struggling to get his wife moved into a care home, one guy just got served divorce papers, and the other hadn't slept a wink the night before because his daughter had the pukes.

I haven't spent my whole life responding to people being rude, or stupid, or dangerous with knee jerk compassion. It's a new habit. The first time I did that as the lead for my lab, it was because the guy genuinely was so good natured that I knew something had to be off. But the other two times were just me going, alright, lets see if it always goes this well, and so far, it has. I'm almost 30, and I just figured out that the #1 reason people are shitty are because they are going through shit.

I don't think you have, like, a moral obligation to respond to people being jerks with knee jerk compassion. But it has made my life so much easier the last four months that I would recommend trying. For your own sake. Please.

(I'll step off my soapbox now. Enjoy your Sunday.)

thoughtportal

desfraisespartout

This is a nice video showing an blind/invisible stitch, which is quite useful for repairing tears or finishing something (ex. cushion).

Also, that extra step for putting back the seam is really nice.

hollowedskin

I love Tumblr. I had to agree to see mature content before I could open this video.

But who among us doesn’t find a neat seam at least somewhat sexy?

guooey

gayrika

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I read that as dual wedding and i had to

sunnyslidetotheleft

lets give them a proper skyrim marriage

g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e

i love how tumblr users play with jpegs like dolls

calliel41

@gravitytrips @tophats-tea THE ORIGINAL

chongoblog

they spent billions on this

homunculus-argument

I love how all dogs are good dogs - when they're handled right - but they still range from lawful good to chaotic good. Like on one end you've got dogs who are like "I know what you want me to do, but what you are asking would contradict Previously Established Rules, and as much as I love you, I will not compromise my morals even for you, for without them I am nothing", and then there's dogs who are like "I know what you want me to do, but wouldn't it be so fucking funny if instead I did this" and bolt.