🦇 quetzallii 🦇

✨️ your mom's favorite tumblr user ✨️ 《 they/it/he ☆ nonbinary butch dyke ☆ 22 ☆ local goth stoner puppything ☆ 18+ blog ☆ I have a hot wife and if you mess with her my fist will identify with your face 》

[origamicrow]

take a break while watching this little bunny cross your dash

[cannibal-rainbow]

Not shaving and not wearing make up are literally nonbehaviors. They’re a complete lack of action. But doing nothing is considered masculine because women are not allowed to just be. this goes double for trans women.

[cannibal-rainbow]

reblog this version because transmisogynists don’t know how to fuck off.

[isuggestforcemasc]

“Girlmoding” this, “boymoding” that, bitch I’m depechemoding

[fawnduu]

Yeah me and my friends?

It's really simple;

we're girls, but we're not girls.

[dirm-skerce]

wow i had such a fun time watching tadc the last act. i cant believe they had the balls to do a three hour long abstradgedy sex scene. that was insane.

[flagellant]

throwback to my favorite image ive ever seen on this site. a perfect little melange of racism. i could write entire novels deconstructing this thing. its so bad it looped back around into absurdist comedy for me. thats my friend the floating buffalo shaman who has no religion

[flagellant]

every so often i remember that most people probably dont know what i refer to when i mention my friend, the floating buffalo shaman who has no religion.

[cryptotheism]

[imagine that this post is written in heiroglyphics] number fifteen, cum lettuce. The last thing you want in your lettuce is somebody's cum

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

This video is where comedy peaked

[freelance-honey-badger]

Omg I can’t breathe 💀💀💀

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

You guys like the pesh mode

[didyouseemybaguette]

hey, why does everyone need me to be one specific version of myself? can I express the multitudes I contain? thanks

[lovelysuggestions]

thank you for loving me, even when i’m still learning how to

[demxnte]

You gotta walk in rooms like God sent you

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

[identitty-dickruption]

OUT with “nobody will love you until you love yourself” IN with “everybody deserves to be loved + it’s harder to love yourself if you’ve always felt unloveable + you do also need to do the hard work of learning how to accept love from others so that you don’t keep pushing them away”

[boringkate]

It's simple, dude.

Personal property is stuff like knickknacks or family photos.

Private property is stuff like factories and machinery. The means of production.

Nobody is gonna try to take your stuff in the revolution. They're just gonna- Wait. Hold on a second. I just found this post of yours that says "my body is a machine that turns dicks into sucked dicks." That's interesting. That's really interesting...

[kratt09]

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

[kratt09]

thats not the word I meant to use

[coldspicyy]

None of these words are in the bible.

[godmodebeginswithlesbians]

au contraire, mon ami

[transarsonist]

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

[saintjosie]

i’m sorry cock is in the bible?

[freeformtarsier]

Matthew 26:34 KJV

Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.

[saintjosie]

huh i didn’t know edging was in the bible either

[virtualgirladvance]

Of course it is, they've been waiting over two thousand years for the second coming

[synder-sync]

[cryptotheism]

Tricks of an Evil God:

Women's pants almost universally look better, but are more expensive, and incomprehensibly sized.

Men's pants tear themselves asunder at the barest inkling of ass