Ich such mich dann mal..

Jules. Bremen. Musikerin. Texterin. Homoding. Bierkönigin. Zulaut-Lacherin. Studentin. Theaterliebhaberin. Teetrinkerin. Zockerin, Fettnäpfchensuferin. Süffisantin. Hemelingersuffzigarettengenießerin. Duftkerzensammelerin....

[adzolotl]

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

[lotterywinnersonacid-deactivate]

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

[mousegard]

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling

[cloverture]

there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s

it’s really fun

[cloverture]

lady gaga -> napalm death takes a weird detour through epic rap battles of history

[lordpudi]

[emiliascorner]

[drinkingisgoodforyou]

[thealmightylandlady]

This is actually really useful for finding music that’s in between genres that I wouldn’t know to look for.

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

This has nothing to do with books but it’s COOL

[lyrslair]

I feel like this could be useful for trying to slowly pull yourself away from your depression music to something more uplifting without it being jarring…

[will-o-the-witch]

Exactly what I was thinking?? I love this???

(Edit: Accidentally reblogged this to my main so now I gotta make it witchy lol. But imagine the potential uses for this in a ritual setting. Rags to riches? Sad/nervous to empowered/confident? Mourning a loss to celebrating life again?)

[matchboxdoe]

P

[sailorbrazil]

this is me, if i was a cat

[my-aesthetic-vibes]

All Cats Are Beautiful

[veeranger]

oh fuck yes yall know what the hell and shit is up

[veeranger]

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HE HAS ARRIVED

[h1234567890-deactivated]

[leaf-beard-deactivated20200913]

[allthingsgerman]

(Quelle: https://twitter.com/ShahakShapira/status/1044266377090138114 )

“Wienerschnitzel is an American fast food chain founded in 1961 (as “Der Wienerschnitzel”) that specializes in hot dogs, also known as the World’s Largest Hot Dog Chain.“ (x)

Hot Dogs! They don’t sell Schnitzel apparently. Founded as DER Wienerschnitzel. Wtf is wrong with you America? 

[plotanic]

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

[catchymemes]

Girl visits a shelter and gets adopted

[forevernoon-deactivated20181218]

[elodieunderglass]

the other side

[chubbycattumbling]

[ryuraven-deactivated20201231]

Is this a catpuccino?

[princesstigerbelle]

No that is a s’mores

[mattjosephdiaz-blog]

Quick reminder that you’re totally allowed to like things without diving completely into knowing everything about them

you like 2 or 3 songs by a band and never listened to more? that’s perfectly okay

you like the Marvel movies but have no interest in reading 50 years of comic books? totally fine

you only play one or two videos games, mostly on your cell phone? they’re fun!

you read and enjoyed the Harry Potter books but don’t care about looking into crazy theories and clues planted in the stories? It’s not for everyone!

You don’t need to meet a requirement to enjoy something and anyone who claims you do is an elitist and an asshole

[gigaguess-deactivated20181203]

This, this, this, THIS, THIS!!

[solanuma]

me @ my brain

[charlesoberonn]

The song “Jolene” but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you’re not sure what Jolene is except that you’re afraid of her.

[maenadmars]

♪ your teeth are sharp / your mouth agape your claws rend flesh / there’s no escape from the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene ♪

[smalltall]

He screams about you in his sleep and when he wakes, does naught but weep in terror, of the one they call Jolene

[butts-for-days]

blackening the summer skies

with burning wings and countless eyes

we tremble at the sight of you, Jolene

[animatedamerican]

♪  we cower here beneath your gaze that sets the earth and sky ablaze have mercy at the end of days, Jolene  ♪

[charlesoberonn]

The song “Jolene” but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you’re not sure what Jolene is except that you’re afraid of her.

[maenadmars]

♪ your teeth are sharp / your mouth agape your claws rend flesh / there’s no escape from the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene ♪

[gifsboom]