RMH
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
titsay
izzy's playlists!
we're not kids anymore.
No title available
🪼
Jules of Nature
Xuebing Du
sheepfilms
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Kiana Khansmith
@theartofmadeline
cherry valley forever
wallacepolsom
pixel skylines
seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from Sweden
seen from Brazil
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from Greece
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Türkiye
seen from Türkiye
seen from China
seen from Venezuela
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@digitaldevilstorymegamitensei
i kind of hate it when they cast the same 10 superstars who are in literally everything in a movie. celebrity-sickness
not every movie needs to be an ensemble cast of timothee chalamet, zendaya, tom holland, robert pattinson, and anya taylor-joy
\
( -3-)
Gulpin
\ /
( -3-) (-Ɛ- )
Two Gulpin
Two. Gulpin. Tuesday. You know the drill by now.
\
( -3-)
Gulpin
\ /
( -3-) (-Ɛ- )
Two Gulpin
Take a Gulpin. Now double it. That's the essence of Two Gulpin Tuesday.
Pedestrian traffic lights
The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.
The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.
She's so real
Awawawawa!
Teratophiliacs were once a niche group that bonded over their sexual attraction to monsters in obscure forums. Now—as online communities pro
Okay guys, we’ve got to wrap it up now with the monsterfucking and find something new to do. It’s getting write-ups in GQ, it’s so over.
Sometimes, in their obsession with monsters, humans end up finding other humans. In 2019, Cachét developed a crush on Salad Fingers, the main character in a British cult web cartoon. She drew porn of Salad Fingers and sent it to David Firth, the show’s creator. Firth loved it and followed her back. “He thought I was a guy because no girl would draw porn of Salad Fingers,” Cachét says.
They started messaging. Cachét complimented his drawing of a human-bug threesome and asked for a print. Three years later, Cachét and David got married. The human-bug threesome drawing hangs on the wall of their home.
Okay this does kind of rule though.
I don't think I've ever seen an artist misunderstand their own work's target audience quite so starkly as David Firth finding it implausible that a woman would want to fuck Salad Fingers.
Playground bullies laughing at me saying you don't even get the quiet sadness of mario galaxy
YOU hate JK Rowling!
made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.
plural pro: never lonely again
plural con: permanent twitch chat
Bocchi the Rock! fangame that opens with Kikuri Hiroi waking up alone and apocalyptically hung over in a trashed hotel suite with no memory of the preceding 72 hours. There are at least three separate ways to game over without ever leaving the starting room, one of which involves trying to retrieve your bra from the ceiling fan, flubbing the skill check, and dying instantly.
respectable
tags via: @boccher
im so glad discovering music is endless
lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty
