Terror In A Gas Mask

One Day

[odinsblog]

NASA Data Sonification: Black Hole Remix

In this sonification of Perseus. the sound waves astronomers previously identified were extracted and made audible for the first time. The sound waves were extracted outward from the center. (source)

[angryschnauzer]

No, thank you. I did not need to hear the souls of a universe calling to me from the afterlife.

[ursulaismymiddlename]

Someone needs to make a space thriller/horror/whatever with this mixed into the music

[headspace-hotel]

why does it sound exactly like what it feels like a black hole should sound like

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

[shakurasenderart]

I drew the best passage from the “Adeptus Mechanicus” novel.

Transcribed for convenience:

“- Stroika risked a look over the mangled maglev line and the debris of the collapsed stiltway.

<Be careful, sir,> Inculus Said.

Up on the train, Stroika came to appreciate the warning. Just above the vanes and crenellations of his half-cog plume, a raging storm of heavy shell, chuntering cannon and fat energy beams was being exchanged between ranks of black baroque battle tanks and the advancing Mechanicus crawlers. As Phrenos~361 rose to join its master in cataloguing the area, Stroika put a gauntlet on the servo-skull’s bone crown and pushed it down below the havoc of bullets and beams.”

[chennai-expression]

[capt-snoozles]

*rereads my own fics like little bedtime stories*

[patisserieblu]

*notices all the typos that 327 edits didn't reveal*

By Talos-

[russiansandgod]

[blanket8989898-deactivated20150]

this is a visual metaphor for my little pony

[stereofeathers]

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

[gonanatop]

Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa

[kentuckyfriedfungus]

[imsoshive]

who know what’s shitty about being an adult?

forgetting to take the chicken out … for you to cook for yourself.

[05fordexplorer-deactivated20211]

now you gotta beat your own ass

[imagine-darksiders]

Imagine having to hide the fact that you’re being bullied from the Horsemen, because while you’re desperate for the bullying to stop, you don’t necessarily want anyone to die.

[boarofthenorth100]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Yes, come on in!

[boarofthenorth100]

Ok

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.

[boarofthenorth100]

You Have A Lovely Hombe

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?

[boarofthenorth100]

Oh I Just Love To Play Balls

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

We’ll get along splendidly, then.

Some wine?

[boarofthenorth100]

Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Go on.

[boarofthenorth100]

Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-

…

*Shrnf…*

Smells Of Steel.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*

*Advances*

[boarofthenorth100]

Well I Simply Knew All A Long

*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….

[boarofthenorth100]

Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel

*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*

Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget

[omghotmemes]

See you in 1977

[randomslasher]

It is literally impossible to pick a favorite line from this because the entire thing is gold. 

[prguitarman]

She had no horses but thought she did

[nominativecase]

taking my brain out of my head and washing it in hot, soapy water

[asphodeltheawkwardpanda]

have you tried putting it in rice

[nominativecase]

in a comical turn of events, i, op of this post, have been a smartphone repair technician for five years and i am going to tell you that that never works like ever. it might turn on again afterward but it’s never the rice that made it happen. the damage is done and it can get worse if you don’t clean the thing properly. if you drop your phone in water, open it up and clean gently w a soft bristled toothbrush and 99% isopropyl alcohol. this has been a psa.

[reve-nant-deactivated20251231]

taking my brain out of my head and cleaning it gently with a soft bristled toothbrush and 99% isopropyl alcohol

[cometcrystal]

god i’m kin with this picture of jigsaw in a baseball hat and hoodie

[cometcrystal]

[transmortifried]

[scifi-fantasy-horror]

by   Eryk Szczygieł

[tiktokmuseum]

this is so cute

[gay-jesus-probably]

If they just had the same onesie this would be adorable, but the fact that they also both have a matching onesie for their respective dogs? I don’t believe in soulmates but I think these two are the exception.

[fawnvelveteen]

1938

[kim-kartrashcan]

the amount of love emanating from that simple “our michael” is enough to heal all the wounds in my heart

[fawnvelveteen]

1938

[kim-kartrashcan]

the amount of love emanating from that simple “our michael” is enough to heal all the wounds in my heart