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Rhys,23, Canada, Dima Bilan is my son

[dimabilansmullet]

Coming back to tumblr 3 years later to realize I have 3 unanswered messages. Two telling me I’m loved and the third asking me about Mr. Bilan’s dick size, as if I have the answer

[mango-season]

i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[1617]

“Ur so quiet “ thanks my brain is broken and I have no thoughts.

[jefferoni-quotes]

May I interest you in...

Him...

[hazellevesquess-deactivated2022]

Oak asking Republicans on Twitter why they like Hamilton is the funniest thing oh my god

[leonardcohenofficial]

this has nothing to do with anything but i find it hysterical that henry calls almost everybody at the 4077th by their last names with the exception of margaret, who tends to be ‘major,’ father mulcahy, who is typically addressed as ‘father,’ and radar and frank, who are both addressed by their first names but for very different reasons

[tarynel]

What’s your fantasy?

[pleasestopandrew]

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

[sophiamariabaeks]

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

[mazzystargirl]

characters in kids media who should be allowed to say fuck:

candace flynn

toph beifong

jack from magic tree house

firestar

percy jackson

[depressedtrashcant]

[a-cottoncandy-cloud]

I can hear this post

[spellcore]

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

[highlandcattleofsaarela]

[spitsister]

oh my god the forest spirits are awake! hello!

[wingleader]

PRECIOUS

[laviejaguardia]

Some media outlet: OMG they both wore the same suit! Tell us, who wore it better, MBJ or Zendaya???

My bisexual ass: yes

[spooky-cherub-deactivated202106]

PSA to boys, butches, and binders: if you wear a binder and plan on going on a bullet train here’s some advice:

1. Don’t

the pressure from accelerating to get to top speed fuck with your lungs big time. i had to take mine off 3 minutes into the ride because I couldn’t breathe and started hyperventilating. im currently just in a big tshirt and im doing much better- a sports bra would probably also b safe.

pls share this with anyone you know who wears a binder, this shit was terrifying.

[cultofweird]

[labias]

Oh my god

[headspace-hotel]

depression: kill yourself

Me: kill me yourself you coward

[animatedtext]

requested by touch-my-wenis

[valtsv]

but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die

[valtsv]

*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*