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“Every little girl wants a prince charming!”

“Oh please, who needs prince charming when you’re the queen?”

WhaT thE fUCK Gary

#Gary #garyyyyyyyyy #wtf gary man #skeleton so offendend #gary aint gon make it to the war

EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

#DINO WALKIN #skeleton #prep for war #joanne thanks for having skeletons #dance buddy

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“Who? Him? Oh honey, don’t worry ‘bout him. He’s just mad he’s not the prettiest girl in the school anymore.”

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“But it’s empty inside!” “Of course it is. Did you really think something like that could feel?”

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“Wow! That movie was terrifying! How are you not shaking?”

“Hm? Oh, I am. Super scared.”

“No you’re not.”

“Yeah, ok, I’m not. But after walking in on you before you put on make-up nothing’s really scar-”

“FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU.”

Dear Got fandom, sorry for your loss. We understand.Sincerely, The Snk fandom

#Got and snk be buddies now #yeah I watched and didn't cry as much #you get used to pain #you become levi #got #snk #aot #fandom

Late at night and I hear a noise

outside my bedroom window. Sounded like someone slamming the backyard gate closed. I completely stop talking to my bestie (who’s spending the night) and just say, very calmly, “Aaaaand the Devil lives.”

Yeah she was laughing, I was plotting my escape.

#Devil #freaking noises #nighttime? no thanks!#real friends laugh at your fear #big help youre the first sacrifice now #thanks obama

I was outside and I had this really fat bumble bee just buzz right into my butt and I just

#Bumbling #was it coushy?#buzz buzz #bumble bee #bees #wtf #lol

Life isn't all chocolate chip cookies. Sometimes you get the raisin one

#Cookies #quote #saying #cupcakes and ice cream is the right term #raisins #chocolate chips #metaphors #funny

Other girls when getting ready: oh I have to leave in four hours! Ok showered, let's get my makeup, which outfit? Me when getting ready: oh I have to leave in four minutes. *sigh* guess it's time to put on pants

#I seriously do this #other people do too right?#getting ready #me vs others #pants #funny #lol

Y’know, in Lotr

Saruman’s robe is described as “Many colors depending on how you looked at it” and my brain just went to ‘Wow Saruman’s the first gay dude in lotr’

#sauroman #robe of many colors #shiny #gay #lesbian #rainbow #lotr #lord of the rings #fellowship of the ring #two towers #return of the king #j.r.r. tolkien #saruman

I typed in ‘does anyone on game of thrones live’ and it said 5 might make it to the end. How do you guys do this

#game of thrones #people die #no one lives #well maybe 5 #got #how #fangirls how #i don't understaaaaand #death everywhere

Those creepy pics and videos that say ‘I slipped in your room while you were watching this’ clearly weren’t meant for tumblr users

BECAUSE WE NEVER LEAVE OUR ROOM

#unwanted houseguest #creepy #pics #videos #doesn't work #tumblr users #slipped in?#I think not #this is why my door is locked 24/7

I'm not stupid I'm roundabout genius

#Roundabout genius #not stupid #probably #lol #funny #quote #post

WelL tHIs tOOK an uNExpEcTed tUrN

#Flowey #sans #the heck #the snack that smiles back #goldfish #nope its children #lol #funny #undertale

And here I thought he was gonna say "I'm in both" I woke my brother up laughing so hard

#Thomas #newt #maze runner #quote #death #game of thrones #tmr #got #funny #lol #actor #thomas brodie-sanders

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